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Ryochan8: I HAVE GOTTEN 100 REVIEWS!!!! *bursts out crying in happiness*
Kei: Oh wow, I'm SO popular! Thank you, my loyal fans!
Shippo: Shove off Kei, I'M the BEST character in this fic and you know it!
Naraku: You're all just jealous of Pinkie-sama!
Everybody but Naraku: o.0;;;
Ryochan: Anyhoo, I've decided as a thank-you to all my great reviewers, I'm giving everyone a gift!
Miroku: Isn't that just bribery to read on?
Ryochan: NO IT'S NOT!
Sango: I have to agree with Houshi-sama.
Kei: *glomping Miroku* Houshi-sama-chan is ALWAYS right!
Naraku: And THESE are my rivals?
Sesshomaru: You don't know the worst of it. *points to Inuyasha and Shippo fighting over a Kagome plushie*
Ryochan: ^_^;; Moving on with our lives, the gift would be an extra of some sort. Either a Kei backstory, more bloopers, or anything else you guys can think of. But for now, I would just like to mention the people that kept me at the keyboard and inspired me to keep updating.
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Fun at the Tavern
Touya's Tavern. Great place to hole up for the night, even better place to get drunk.
"Sho I twyed an' I twyed *hiccup*, but K'kyo nevah liked me *hiccup*. Ish der somfing wong wif me?" Naraku lamented.
Shippo patted him on the back and consoled," There, there, Naraku, have another sake….."
The whole gang had taken a table at the tavern and was chugging down the alcohol like it would disappear any moment. Inuyasha slammed his now-empty cup on the table and
hollered," More sake!"
A chubby man we could only assume was Touya himself waddled over and placed another 5 bottles on the table. He bowed and said," Enjoy, honored KILL DROWN STRANGLE MAIM customers. Just holler if you DIE EVIL MONKEYS need me." And with that he tottered away.
A seriously drunk Miroku giggled," Hehehe, he's BLUE! Swirly dots everywhere!"
Kagome, the only sober person besides Sango, sighed," No, Miroku, he must have Tourettes Syndrome."
Inuyasha, shirtless and with doodles all over his face, arms, and chest/stomach, suddenly leapt onto the table and slurred," Lookit me!" And with that, he started belly-dancing.
Kagome yelled," Okay, who drew all over Inuyasha?!"
Naraku whistled innocently and hid a permanent marker behind his back.
Kei flirted," Oh 'ku-chan, how DO yew keep yowr hair sho fine?"
Naraku, the sake wearing off, flatly said," I use shampoo like everybody else on this fricken planet."
Kei pouted," Don't yew tink my hair ish nice tew?"
Naraku monotonously said," It's just hair."
Kagome turned to Sango and asked," Aren't those two cute together?"
" I think it's just sick," she replied.
"But Sango-chan, ish da power of love!" Miroku cried.
Sango sighed and thought, The power of love? Yeah, right. If only……Miroku no baka! Why do you have to be gay? Why did I have to fall for you?
Deep in the recesses of Miroku's brain, a trigger went off as soon as he heard Sango sigh. Red alert, red alert, unhappy Sango, take action ASAP!
Miroku grabbed her into an embrace and yelled," I WUV YOU! I WILL FER-EVAH!"
Did Miroku not realize that Sango was on his left, not his right?
Naraku, being squeezed to death by Miroku, coldly said," I only love Kikyo."
Miroku punched Naraku and indignantly cried out," Not yew! I wuv S'go-chan! She's my gurl! Right, S'go-chan?"
But Sango was no longer there.
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As soon as Sango had seen Miroku pull Naraku into an embrace and declare his undying love for him, she had gotten out of there as fast as she could and was now running with tears flowing down her cheeks with no intention of stopping anytime soon.
How could he?! Why……how?! How could he love that bastard?! He killed my family! He cursed him! It doesn't make sense!
She tripped and fell to the ground but made no move to get up.
Can't he just care for me? Just a little bit?, she internally wailed.
She sobbed herself to sleep, right in the middle of the field. Overhead, storm clouds rolled in and thunder boomed ominously.
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As soon as Kagome saw the huge mistake that Miroku had made, she marched to the kitchen so she could get some ice-cold water to sober up the monk. If only life was so simple.
"Excuse me, could I please have a glass of ice cold water?" Kagome asked politely.
"Eh?" The two guys working there asked. One of them had short black hair with a goatee and the other had long hair in a makeshift bandanna.
Kagome repeated," Can I please have a glass of ice-cold water?"
The two guys looked at each other and the one with the goatee said," Me llamo Juan. Yo no hablan Japanese. ?Que te quieres? (My name is Juan. I don't speak Japanese. What do you want?)"
Kagome huffed," What the heck are you saying?! Speak Japanese!"
The one with the bandanna pointed at her and said," Ah, Ella esta muy, MUY enojada. (Uh-oh, she's very, VERY mad)."
Kagome, seeing red, gritted out," Are. You. Making. Fun. Of. Me."
The two Spaniards backed up in terror.
"DIE!" She yelled, knocking both of them out.
Humming to herself while she got the cold water, she complained," Man, those guys were so rude!"
BLOOPERS!
Blooper 1:
Inuyasha, shirtless and with doodles all over his face, arms, and chest/stomach, suddenly leapt onto the table and sang," I love you, you love me, we're a great big family……"
Shippo ran screaming from the tavern," AH! THE HORROR, THE HORROR! MY PURE VIRGIN EARS HAVE BEEN TAINTED!"
Blooper 2:
Kei flirted," Oh 'ku-chan, how DO yew keep yowr hair sho fine?"
Naraku boasted," I steal Herbal Essences from Fluffy all the time!"
Kagome turned to Sango and said," Now, if he's not gay, then I don't know what is!"