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Authors Note: Sorry I haven't been able to update like I used to (like, almost every day. Ah, those were the days……) School sucks, blah blah blah, you've heard it all before……. A couple people have been asking about the extra that I promised because of the 100 reviews. Well peoples, I'm still working on it but I swear I will get it up soon! As to what it is, most of you thought that the Kei backstory would be cool, so that's what it's going to be. Now, finally you can start reading the story!
Dictionary for peeps that just don't know that much:
Subway sandwiches: *in announcer voice* Ladies and gents, get your sandwiches here, hot and yummy, unless you ordered it cold! Subway = best place for sandwiches besides a deli
San: A formality, usually translated as "Miss" or "Mr." It's a term of respect.
Chan: A word used for affection, often translated as "little" or "dear". Most often used between friends, young kids, or animals.
Houshi-sama-chan: Kei's nickname for Miroku, it's actually a word I made up, but can be deciphered as "Little Lord Monk" or "Darling Lord Monk"
Sama: Usually translated as "Lord" or "Lady". Basically, if you worship the ground the person walks on, you call them this.
Ch. 13: Cursed
A figure enshrouded in darkness gazed into a pool of water. On its surface was a young lady and the seven brothers. The figure glared at their happiness and started to glow with red ki. It shook its head, took a deep breath, and started to silently chant. Words materialized into smoke and wisped onto the surface of the water.
Noroi
Wasureru
Suimin
Tanoshii
Heriumu
Hiai
Mojin
Nancho
Akuma
CURSEFORGETSLEEPHAPPYHELIUMPYROBLINDDEAFDEMON
IGNITE!
And so, the seven young men and the taigiya were enveloped in a blinding purple/black light and struck with red lightning. They lay unconscious, unsuspecting that when they woke up, they would never be the same. The figure noted all of this and smiled.
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"All I want for Christmas are my hanyou ears, my hanyou ears, my hanyou ears. All I want for Christmas are my hanyou eaaaaaaars…..and maybe some chocolate too!" Inuyasha sang, still on sugar high.
Shippo whispered," Aren't dogs supposed to be allergic to chocolate?" Kei just shrugged, and Kagome was too busy video-recording the dog demon to notice.
Miroku sniggered," This will be GREAT blackmailing material, Kagome-sama. Nice thinking!"
Kagome grinned and chuckled," You know it!" but soon turned her attention to Inuyasha, who was starting to sing a very off-tune and cracked version of the Barney song. Suddenly, a streak of white fur landed on him from the treetops and started ferociously scratching his face while hissing.
"AaaAAaaIIiiieEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Inuyasha squealed, running around in circles while banging into trees.
Shippo, laughing so hard he was crying, called out," Go get 'im Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha finally managed to throw the furball off of him and it landed at Shippo's feet.
Shippo cried out," Kilala!"
Kagome hit him on the head and yelled," It's KI-RA-RA, goddamit! Get your Japanese to English translations RIGHT!"
Crestfallen, Shippo murmured," Sorry."
Kei suddenly burst out," HEY, is that a cabin?!" And lo and behold, it was a cabin! Inuyasha affirmed," I can smell Sango is in there!" And without further ado, they all stampeded over to the house to regain their lost friend.
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"Sango-sama/chan!" The group cried out as they burst through the door. What greeted them was enough to make them burst out laughing, or in Miroku's case, gasp in horror. There before them was Sango.
In a maid's outfit dusting the cozy little abode while happily humming.
As they looked around, they spotted seven hot young men in the oddest positions. One of them was on a beam support on the roof saying "Keh" every two seconds, one was sucking ferociously on a balloon and then speaking in a squeaky voice, another was intently staring at the fire in the fireplace nearly burning himself, the next one was practically bouncing off the walls in what seemed like a perpetual sugarhigh, another kept walking into a wall, another kept smacking his ears, and the last one was asleep standing up.
Suddenly, Sango stopped dusting and looked around confusedly. She asked the guy near the fire," Excuse me sir, but do you know where I am? Why?......Who am I?"
The guy replied," Your name is Wasureru. You're in our house because you're our baby sister! I'm Hiai-," he pointed to the sleeping guy,"-that's Suimin-"he pointed at the hyper guy,"-that's Tanoshii-" he jabbed his thumb at the guy in the rafters"-that's Akuma-" he indicated the balloon guy"-that's Heriumu-" he pointed at the young man crashing into the wall,"-that's Mojin-" he finally pointed to the guy punching his ears,"-and that's Nancho! We're all your brothers, so make yourself at home, and TRY not to forget us again, okay?" To all of this Sango blankly stared, then shrugged and got back too dusting.
Tanoshii noticed the Inu-gumi at the door. He started bunny-hopping and squealed," VISITORS, VISITORS, VISITORS!!"
Akuma dropped to the floor, suspiciously looked at Inuyasha and said," You're a half-demon, aren't you?"
Inuyasha defensively retorted," So what if I am?!"
Getting sparkly eyes, Akuma said," I'm a half-demon too! We can sniff each others butts, pick on full demons, and even have sleep overs! We're gonna be the bestest friends because we're both hanyous!"
Shippo cracked up and said," T-t-the bestest FRIENDS?!"
Kagome, sharing the mirth, added," Sniff each other's BUTTS?!"
Inuyasha disgustedly said," I wouldn't do that stuff even if you WERE a hanyou!"
Akuma pouted," But I have the cat-like ears, the pink hakama, and even the kiss-ass attitude! I am SO ghetto, er, I mean hanyou!"
Kei had joined Heriumu across the room and they were sharing the balloon.
Kei inhaled and said in a chipmunk voice," This is good stuff…."
Heriumu informed him in an equally high pitched voice," It's called helium!"
Miroku, of course, had followed his one-track instincts and went to see what was up with Sango.
"What's your name again?" Sango asked curiously.
"It's Miroku. I just told you that! We're traveling companions, remember?!"
"……….Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, can you please tell me who you are? Where I am? Who I am?"
"I'm Miroku. You're Sango. WE'RE IN A FRICKIN CABIN!!"
"Well your certainly very rude…..huh, how did I get here? Who are you? Where are we?
"ARRRRGHH!!" Miroku yelled, reaching the last straw.
Out of the blue, Miroku grabbed Sango by the shoulders and kissed her. Not one of those sissy close mouthed ones either; it was one of those kisses you see in the movies and make you think Why can't I get laid like that?! After they pulled apart, Miroku heatedly said," Sango, I love you. I've loved you for so long, but you've always seemed so unreachable to me. Please, please remember me…." He turned his head and pulled away from her. Something in Sango clicked. She grabbed her head and slid to the floor.
"I…….I……."
BLOOPERS!!!
Blooper 1:
"Sango-sama/chan!" The group cried out as they burst through the door. What greeted them was enough to make them burst out laughing, or in Miroku's case, gasp in horror.
There before them was *GASP* an empty cabin.
Blooper 2:
Kei had joined Heriumu across the room and they were sharing the balloon.
Kei inhaled and said in a chipmunk voice," This is good stuff…."
Heriumu agreed in an equally high-pitched voice," Much better than weed…."