Gomen minna-san! I haven't updated since forever! *sweatdrops at audience agreeing with her* So, as most of you guys have pointed out, I.N.G.! is coming to a close. *bawls*Thank you so much for all of your support! Anyway, onwards with the chapter!
Uh, What's Going On?
"WHAT??!?!?!?!" Sango shrieked.
"It's true! That's what really happened!" Kagome said in earnest.
Sango had woken up 5 minutes after Kikyo, Naraku, and Miroku had left (a/n: in the last chapter, I had a typo that said the soul stealers had lifted Naraku, when I had meant to type "Miroku". Sorry to have caused confusion and thanks to the reviewer that spotted that error!) and now everything was being explained. Of course, Sango was NOT in her happy place. Kei, though, was.
"Oh, a little higher, harder, harder, OHHHH!" Yup, he was getting the back scratch of his life from Shippo. But anyway…..
The door to the cabin thundered THUD THUD THUD!
Inuyasha hollered," Who the hell's there?"
A muffled voice hollered back," If you don't let me in, I'll huff, and puff, and get you all addicted to drugs!"
Shippo squealed," Oh, the horror of heroin!-cocaine!-weed!"
Kei sweatdropped and said," I don't even WANNA know how you know that."
Kagome opened the door and nearly fainted at what she saw.
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Miroku groaned and shifted from his uncomfortable position. He groggily sat up and took in his surroundings. Whoah, can somebody say heebie-jeebies…… he thought. The room had black walls, black carpeted floor, suspicious red blotches on the walls, and a lone [black] table with a blood-red rose in a vase.
"Is the room to your liking?" a low, misty voice asked, sending Miroku 6 feet into the air.
He turned around to yell at the moron that sneaked up on him, but upon looking at the girl, he froze.
Ladies and gents, welcome to Goths of the 1600's! The girl had a black kimono, black makeup, pale skin, and red streaks in her black hair. Miroku shuddered as he asked," W-who are you?"
The girl, face expressionless, said," I am Rin."
Placing on his cheeriest "I'm-a-monk-and-can-therefore-grope-or-rip-you-off-very-easily" look, he said," Rin-san, it's a pleasure for me to meet you. I am called Miroku."
Allowing a small smile that failed to reach her eyes, Rin monotonously replied," No, the pleasure is all mine."
Someplace in the vicinity, Naraku the puppet master grinned as he fingered the complete Shikon-no-Tama.
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At the door stood none other than everybody's favorite dog-demon, Sesshomaru (a/n: what, thought I was gonna say Inuyasha? :P).
He looked them over and sighed. "None of you can understand the depths of my pain," he lamented.
Shippo started leaping with his arm in the air," Pick me! Pick me!" Kagome, however, was in LaLa-Land. There was drool coming out of the side of her mouth and she was muttering," So cooooooooool…..what a dreamboat……."
Sango hyperventilated," I can't take this anymore!" and started banging her head against the wall.
Inuyasha nodded at Sango's reaction and said," It's true, hardly anybody can stand that bastard. I, too, used to bang my head against walls, and that's how I got my brain damage."
Shippo pointed at him and yelled," So you DO have brain damage!" He turned to Kagome, stuck out his hand and said," Pay up, sister."
Kei turned to Sesshomaru and bubbled," I'm so happy to have met another person with the same hobby as me! We can cross-dress together forever!"
*Cricket*
*Cricket*
"……Are you implying that I, Sesshomaru, am a crossdresser?!"
"YUPPERS!!! I can tell!"
Sango yelled," Okay, people, SHUT UP!!" She turned to Sesshomaru and darkly glared," And what are YOU doing here?"
Sesshomaru innocently whistled and twiddled his thumbs for a few seconds, then noticing that Sango wasn't buying it, gave up and said," I require your assistance against that barbaric half-breed."
"HEY!" Inuyasha protested.
Sesshomaru blew him off and said," No, not YOU, I mean Naraku."
Everybody mouthed "oh".
The demon lord continued," You see, in my care, I have had a human child-"
"CUTE!" Kei squealed.
Sesshomaru flashed red eyes at him, shutting the crossdresser up. He continued,"-and Naraku has kidnapped her."
*Cricket*
*Cricket*
"….You may speak," sighed Sesshomaru as he sweatdropped.
Pandemonium broke loose as Kei and Shippo hugged Sesshomaru to console him, Inuyasha boredly leaned against the wall, and Kagome just awkwardly stood by Inuyasha, unsure of what to do and Sango rubbed her sore head.
Sesshomaru sniffled and said,"-but it is a tragedy I must bear for the moment. I, Sesshomaru, however, must ask a favor of you. Please assist me in-" he paused, unsure of how to word it,"-kicking his ass."
Inuyasha cheered," HELL YEAH!!!"
"And we'll get back the Shikon shards!" Kagome yay'ed.
Shippo asked," Oh, did we lose those? Darn, Naraku's getting tricky."
Sango exclaimed," It's about TIME we did something! We have to rescue Houshi-sama!"
And so, with Sesshomaru in tow, the Inu-gumi set off to kill Naraku and regain the Shikon Jewel.
As they headed off, Sango thought, Maybe……maybe there's hope for us in this mess……Miroku.
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"So what are we gonna do with it?" Naraku asked, holding the Shikon-no-Tama to the light.
Kikyo blankly stared at him and said," I dunno, what do YOU wanna do with it?"
"Nuh-UH, I asked you first!"
"Well, I made this plan up to get the jewel!"
"So! That just means I'm dumb and you're smart!"
"And that's what makes the world go round."
"HEY! Did you just insult me?!"
"Oh, gee, HOWEVER did you figure THAT out?"
"Was that sarcastic?!"
Obviously, our heroes have no hurry to retrieve the Shikon-no-Tama.
Bloopers!!
Blooper 1:
Kagome opened the door and nearly fainted at what she saw.
"BACKSTREET BOYS!!" She shrieked in glee.
Blooper 2:
Whoah, can somebody say heebie-jeebies…… he thought.
"Heebie jeebies!" a random person from the audience yelled.
Blooper 3:
Kei turned to Sesshomaru and bubbled," I'm so happy to have met another person with the same hobby as me! We can cross-dress together forever!"
Sesshomaru lisped," Finally, thumbody who underthands me! Oh! Oh! I have thith perfect lipthick that would, like, TOTALLY re-define your fathe!"