Inuyasha's Gal: YO! This is my first time writing a story so if you don't like it, you can look at some other stories I might come up with...later. They'll be better, I swear!

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Watch out Sesshomaru!

Chapter 1: A Perverted Monk

Inuyasha was taking his trademark position in a tree enjoying the peace and quiet he finally had. Kagome was gone for summer-vacation to Florida. Sango went for a bath in the river and Miroku, well you can probably guess what he's up to. Shippo was busy chasing a butterfly into the woods. Inuyasha thought that Miroku would probably be back in a while with a red mark on his cheek in the shape of a hand. Sure enough after a few minutes of peace, Miroku emerged from the bushes nursing his left cheek.

"What are you doing here" he asked when he realized Inuyasha was watching him. "What's it to you?" Inuyasha growled. Well that shut Miroku up. All he needed was a bruised head to match the handprint. Inuyasha stayed in his tree while Miroku sat on the ground, humming. "Will you shut up?" Miroku stopped humming. Sango emerged out of the same bushes Miroku did and scowled at Miroku. "There should be a law against groping." Is all she said. "Ya. He can barely keep his hands off any girls ass for a second!" agreed Inuyasha, failing to stifle a laugh.

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Inuyasha's Gal: Well it's not perfect but for a first time, I'd say it's pretty good. What do you think? (pleeez review)