"Hi," said Kel to no one in particular.
"Bonjour" said Neal.
"Wow, Neal I didn't know you could speak French!" said Merric.
"I can't," said Neal.
"Oh," said Kel.
"Hey I have an idea!" said Merric, "let's go stab each other with swords!"
"Yeah sounds like fun!" said Kel.
So off they went to the practice courts and they stabbed each other with swords. Just then Alanna showed up holding a pig.
"Anybody lose this talking pig?" she asked, "it's starting to talk gibberish."
"I do not speak gibberish! I am a very well educated pig. I can speak 44 languages and I have written many novels that you People would never understand!" the pig exclaimed.
"See what I mean?" said Alanna.
"Hey that's the pig that cast the spell that makes me speak francais!" Neal said.
Daine comes running over. "Give me my pig!" she yelled. She grabs the pig. "Is my little piggly wiggly Freddy Wreddy all right? Did that mean Alanna hurt you?"
"Bonjour" said Neal.
"Wow, Neal I didn't know you could speak French!" said Merric.
"I can't," said Neal.
"Oh," said Kel.
"Hey I have an idea!" said Merric, "let's go stab each other with swords!"
"Yeah sounds like fun!" said Kel.
So off they went to the practice courts and they stabbed each other with swords. Just then Alanna showed up holding a pig.
"Anybody lose this talking pig?" she asked, "it's starting to talk gibberish."
"I do not speak gibberish! I am a very well educated pig. I can speak 44 languages and I have written many novels that you People would never understand!" the pig exclaimed.
"See what I mean?" said Alanna.
"Hey that's the pig that cast the spell that makes me speak francais!" Neal said.
Daine comes running over. "Give me my pig!" she yelled. She grabs the pig. "Is my little piggly wiggly Freddy Wreddy all right? Did that mean Alanna hurt you?"