Kohaku: This I just came up with randomly so read it and enjoy it! This
might be a one-shot or two chapters long, just so you know.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FINAL FANTASY 7!!!
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Cloud sat in a chair staring at a sandwich. Of course he could just take it, but if it was Cid's he didn't want to know the consequences for it. Shera wanted Cid to not speak so much "language" and be nice or she'd have to go on the next trip and they couldn't let that happen. So now Cid's outbursts would cause him in having to go lay down or something like that. Everyone's now gotten used to his forced niceness so now it's not so odd to them anymore.
The sandwiches contents looked like it had chocobo meat, (Hey, don't you think Chocobos look good to eat?) some lettuce, and tomatoes. Cloud basically drooled over it. He snapped out of it once he heard paws padding over to his door. RedXIII a red, very muscular animal had walked in. (I'm going to call him Red from now on okay?) "Cloud, are you going to eat that sandwich on the table?" Red spoke out to him once he padded over to the side of Cloud.
"Um, I really don't know..." Cloud said unsure of what to do.
"You could eat it." Red suggested acting sort of odd. "If you're worried about Cid he didn't come in here all day."
"Why, did you stalk him or something?" Cloud replied still eyeing the sandwich.
"..." Instead of saying anything Red just shook his head from left to right a few times.
After a few minutes a growling noise disrupted the awkward silence. Cloud looked down at his stomach. It was two 'o clock and he hadn't even eaten breakfast. Red just looked at him oddly and put his two front paws onto the table and put one of his front paws onto the plate and dragged it towards him. Cloud just gave him the look of 'You wouldn't... '. Red just gave him a reply of "What? I'm hungry."
Just after Red had said that Yuffie peeked inside the door and said "Come on, it's lunch time!" There were not as many people on the Highwind since Tifa and Barret had decided to stay and watch Marlene. The only bad thing was that they were trying to hunt down Sephiroth.
Red just abandoned the sandwich and followed Yuffie out of the room, but before he left he said to Cloud, "The sandwich is all yours now Cloud." After the two had left Cloud eyed the sandwich suspiciously as if it were going to grow a face and bite his head off.
Cloud looked all around him and noticed that the guy that was always there wasn't there. (You know the guy that lets you save and rest in the room where the big table is, that's where Cloud is.) He scooted his chair over to where the sandwich was and looked around again.
He reached his hand out to the chocobo sandwich and looked at it suspiciously as if it were to bit his fingers off. Finally, he grabbed the sandwich and put it in between his two hands and took a bite out of it. Satisfactory was brought to him because it is when you don't eat until two p.m.
After he finished his sandwich he felt a weird tingling feeling in the area of his stomach. He shrugged it off and went up onto the deck. There he saw Vincent, Cid, Red, Yuffie, Aries, and Cait Sith. Aries had gotten revived a while ago. Cid had noticed that Cloud had gotten up on the deck and greeted him by saying, "Hey, Cloud...nice day huh? Want...some lunch?" After Cid had said "Cloud" everyone had looked over to where Cid was looking.
"No. I don't think I can eat with this weird feeling in my stomach." Cloud said while clutching his stomach. Now the tingling feeling started getting worse.
Yuffie looked at Cloud questionably and asked, "Why? Did you do something to make your stomach feel that way? Sometimes when my stomach does that I just try and make myself throw up and then the feeling's gone!"
"Um, Yuffie, I think you're just sick and 'need' to throw up." Aries said sort of confused. She got up and walked by Cloud and suggested, "Why don't you lye down for a little while and it might go away." She looked at him reassuringly and walked back inside the Highwind.
"You sure you don't want any food?" Cid asked him while taking out a chocobo sandwich as Cloud sat down on the metal floor of the Highwind next to Cid. Cloud looked over at Yuffie strangely for she was clutching her food like the wind was going to swipe it out of her hands. Well, they were going really fast and they 'were' eating lunch on the deck.
"Yeah. I'm sure I don't-" Cloud got cut off by rushing over and tilting his head over the side and throwing up.
"Hoo boy, I wouldn't want to be the person that got hit!" Cid exclaimed after Cloud finished puking. Soon after that comment there was a scream loud enough for them to hear up in the air signaling that someone 'did' get hit with Cloud's throw up.
Aries came rushing from the inside of the Highwind and said worriedly, "What was that loud noise, was it one of you guys?"
Red shook his head from side to side a few times signaling a no. "Then who was it?" Aries asked seeming a little relived.
"Oh, Cloud had puked and it hit somebody on the head or sumthin'." Cait Sith replied while getting up. Cloud walked over from the edge to the small group and nodded that he was fine now. Yuffie looked at him as if she were about to burst out laughing at the thought of what would have happened if Cloud knew the person. Red's head was tilted towards the sky dazing off in his own thoughts.
"Well, I did eat a sandwich that was in the room with a long table" Cloud said all of a sudden.
A look of memory and dread came over Cid's face. "Uh-oh..." After Cid said that Cloud's face said 'What do you mean by "Uh-oh"?'. "Well, I made that sandwich and didn't want it at the time, so I decided to see if it would mutate." Cid began, "So, then I put a Restore materia in it and then I put it on a plate and went into that room that you found it in and placed it there. I decided I would check up on it a week later to see if it mutated. I had no idea someone would want to eat it." Cid finished his story. He was getting weird looks from everyone.
"I never knew that you would do something like that..." Yuffie said amazed. "You're my new role model!"
Red interrupted his thoughts to glance at Cid oddly and went back to looking at the sky.
Aries gasped and asked nervously, "But what would happen if you 'swallowed' a materia?"
"I don't know." Was Cid's reply to the question.
Cloud looked around at everyone furiously and shouted to them, "HEY THIS IS ABOUT 'ME' NOT 'YOU'! I'M THE ONE THAT SWALLOWED THE MATERIA AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT THROWING UP! There much better." He satisfactly said once he notice he had gotten everyone's attention. Wait let's change that. He scared everyone out of their skins, much better.
"Oh, so we're supposed to devote all our time to help 'you'?" Cid asked angrily.
"Yep. You know why? BECAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT SWALLOWED THE MATERIA!!!" Cloud yelled at Cid.
"Why, I-" Cid was stopped by Aries pulling him back from Cloud.
"Oh yeah, don't forget it 'was' all of YOUR fault Cid!" Cloud shot back at Cid pouting.
"I think that we should go and 'find' somebody that could help Cloud." Red said finally out of the daze he was in earlier. Red padded over to Cloud and sat down by him and whispered, "Well, you did 'eat' the sandwich." Then, Red walked over to Cid and sat down by him and said in a tone only in earshot of Cid, "You were the one who 'made' the sandwich."
"Yes Red is right. You two apologize, now." Aries said mother-like. Apparently she had heard all of what Red said to the two. The two both quietly said sorry two each other and went inside with their heads facing the floor.
"Way to handle 'em Aries!" Yuffie exclaimed happily while jumping up and down. "You too Red!" Red slightly smiled at the compliment he received while Aries grinned at how her plan had worked.
"Yeah, but how are we going to get the effects of the materia out of Cloud?" Aries questioned herself more than the others.
(The Next Day)
Cloud woke up, got dressed, and headed up onto the deck. Once he got up there he noticed everyone was staring at him. "What?" he questioned them irritably. Cait Sith pointed to his own stomach telling Cloud to look at his own. When Cloud looked at his stomach he realized that, his stomach was glowing green! Now he remembered something. Whenever he was healed he always felt this weird tingly feeling and this was the same feeling!
"Guys this doesn't look good..." Cloud said dreadfully while looking at his glowing stomach.
"Of course it doesn't your stomach's glowin' a funky green color!" Yuffie said while staring at Cloud's stomach. "Well, anybody got an idea of who to go to before Cloud turns fully green?"
"I know. This may not work, but I think it will." Red spoke up.
"Who? Who?" Cloud asked Red desperately.
"...Sephiroth..." Red said getting ready for Cloud's yell.
"WHAT!?!?!?! WHY 'HIM'?!?!?!" Cloud yelled loud enough for people on the ground to hear. The people on the ground looked up at the sky terrified and confused. Some of them started running around screaming in shear terror.
"In the last town we were in I heard people say a man in a black cape was headed towards the Northern Crater to live there." Yuffie said trying to be helpful.
"Then, WE'RE OFF!" Cid yelled pulling a lever-thingy and they went really fast towards the Northern Crater.
(A Few Minutes Later)
"We're here!" Cid exclaimed proudly looking at his comrades.
"Cid, can we wait a few minutes so we can all catch our breaths?" Aries asked Cid out of breath.
"Sure, but hurry. We've got to save Cloud from turning green, even though that would be kinda cool but that's off the subject." Cid said turning around to look at the Northern Crater.
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Sephiroth was sitting on a rock playing with little farm animal toys. "I will take over the world! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" "No, you won't! For I am the great Cloud, here to save the world!!!" "Psh. Yeah right." Sephiroth said as he threw the chicken known as Cloud at the nearby rock wall. "WA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!I defeated you so now I can take over the world! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cid, Cloud, Red, Aries, Yuffie , and Cait Sith all stared at Sephiroth in awe. "What? Who said evil villains can't play with toys?"
"Um...that's not the reason why we're here." Aries stated nervously.
"Then why 'are' you here?" Sephiroth asked Aries coldly. While dropping the toy farm animals on the ground and walking towards the party.
"We're here 'cuz of Cloud's stomach!" Yuffie said loudly.
"What's wrong with his...oh...WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Sephiroth laughed hysterically after looking at Cloud's glowing-green stomach. "But 'why' do you need me to help Clod, I mean, Cloud?" Sephiroth questioned them while receiving a glare from Cloud.
"He swallowed a restore materia, can you help us stop the effects?" Aries asked Sephiroth sweetly.
"He swallowed a restore materia? WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Okay I'll help." Sephiroth said smiling.
To Be Continued...
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Kohaku: Well, I hope you enjoyed this! I typed this up without a draft or anything so this took a while. Click the pretty purple "Go" button to send a review! Constructive criticism and flames are accepted. I just prefer constructive criticism to flames. I want at least two reviews before I update. So, Review! ^_^
Cloud sat in a chair staring at a sandwich. Of course he could just take it, but if it was Cid's he didn't want to know the consequences for it. Shera wanted Cid to not speak so much "language" and be nice or she'd have to go on the next trip and they couldn't let that happen. So now Cid's outbursts would cause him in having to go lay down or something like that. Everyone's now gotten used to his forced niceness so now it's not so odd to them anymore.
The sandwiches contents looked like it had chocobo meat, (Hey, don't you think Chocobos look good to eat?) some lettuce, and tomatoes. Cloud basically drooled over it. He snapped out of it once he heard paws padding over to his door. RedXIII a red, very muscular animal had walked in. (I'm going to call him Red from now on okay?) "Cloud, are you going to eat that sandwich on the table?" Red spoke out to him once he padded over to the side of Cloud.
"Um, I really don't know..." Cloud said unsure of what to do.
"You could eat it." Red suggested acting sort of odd. "If you're worried about Cid he didn't come in here all day."
"Why, did you stalk him or something?" Cloud replied still eyeing the sandwich.
"..." Instead of saying anything Red just shook his head from left to right a few times.
After a few minutes a growling noise disrupted the awkward silence. Cloud looked down at his stomach. It was two 'o clock and he hadn't even eaten breakfast. Red just looked at him oddly and put his two front paws onto the table and put one of his front paws onto the plate and dragged it towards him. Cloud just gave him the look of 'You wouldn't... '. Red just gave him a reply of "What? I'm hungry."
Just after Red had said that Yuffie peeked inside the door and said "Come on, it's lunch time!" There were not as many people on the Highwind since Tifa and Barret had decided to stay and watch Marlene. The only bad thing was that they were trying to hunt down Sephiroth.
Red just abandoned the sandwich and followed Yuffie out of the room, but before he left he said to Cloud, "The sandwich is all yours now Cloud." After the two had left Cloud eyed the sandwich suspiciously as if it were going to grow a face and bite his head off.
Cloud looked all around him and noticed that the guy that was always there wasn't there. (You know the guy that lets you save and rest in the room where the big table is, that's where Cloud is.) He scooted his chair over to where the sandwich was and looked around again.
He reached his hand out to the chocobo sandwich and looked at it suspiciously as if it were to bit his fingers off. Finally, he grabbed the sandwich and put it in between his two hands and took a bite out of it. Satisfactory was brought to him because it is when you don't eat until two p.m.
After he finished his sandwich he felt a weird tingling feeling in the area of his stomach. He shrugged it off and went up onto the deck. There he saw Vincent, Cid, Red, Yuffie, Aries, and Cait Sith. Aries had gotten revived a while ago. Cid had noticed that Cloud had gotten up on the deck and greeted him by saying, "Hey, Cloud...nice day huh? Want...some lunch?" After Cid had said "Cloud" everyone had looked over to where Cid was looking.
"No. I don't think I can eat with this weird feeling in my stomach." Cloud said while clutching his stomach. Now the tingling feeling started getting worse.
Yuffie looked at Cloud questionably and asked, "Why? Did you do something to make your stomach feel that way? Sometimes when my stomach does that I just try and make myself throw up and then the feeling's gone!"
"Um, Yuffie, I think you're just sick and 'need' to throw up." Aries said sort of confused. She got up and walked by Cloud and suggested, "Why don't you lye down for a little while and it might go away." She looked at him reassuringly and walked back inside the Highwind.
"You sure you don't want any food?" Cid asked him while taking out a chocobo sandwich as Cloud sat down on the metal floor of the Highwind next to Cid. Cloud looked over at Yuffie strangely for she was clutching her food like the wind was going to swipe it out of her hands. Well, they were going really fast and they 'were' eating lunch on the deck.
"Yeah. I'm sure I don't-" Cloud got cut off by rushing over and tilting his head over the side and throwing up.
"Hoo boy, I wouldn't want to be the person that got hit!" Cid exclaimed after Cloud finished puking. Soon after that comment there was a scream loud enough for them to hear up in the air signaling that someone 'did' get hit with Cloud's throw up.
Aries came rushing from the inside of the Highwind and said worriedly, "What was that loud noise, was it one of you guys?"
Red shook his head from side to side a few times signaling a no. "Then who was it?" Aries asked seeming a little relived.
"Oh, Cloud had puked and it hit somebody on the head or sumthin'." Cait Sith replied while getting up. Cloud walked over from the edge to the small group and nodded that he was fine now. Yuffie looked at him as if she were about to burst out laughing at the thought of what would have happened if Cloud knew the person. Red's head was tilted towards the sky dazing off in his own thoughts.
"Well, I did eat a sandwich that was in the room with a long table" Cloud said all of a sudden.
A look of memory and dread came over Cid's face. "Uh-oh..." After Cid said that Cloud's face said 'What do you mean by "Uh-oh"?'. "Well, I made that sandwich and didn't want it at the time, so I decided to see if it would mutate." Cid began, "So, then I put a Restore materia in it and then I put it on a plate and went into that room that you found it in and placed it there. I decided I would check up on it a week later to see if it mutated. I had no idea someone would want to eat it." Cid finished his story. He was getting weird looks from everyone.
"I never knew that you would do something like that..." Yuffie said amazed. "You're my new role model!"
Red interrupted his thoughts to glance at Cid oddly and went back to looking at the sky.
Aries gasped and asked nervously, "But what would happen if you 'swallowed' a materia?"
"I don't know." Was Cid's reply to the question.
Cloud looked around at everyone furiously and shouted to them, "HEY THIS IS ABOUT 'ME' NOT 'YOU'! I'M THE ONE THAT SWALLOWED THE MATERIA AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT THROWING UP! There much better." He satisfactly said once he notice he had gotten everyone's attention. Wait let's change that. He scared everyone out of their skins, much better.
"Oh, so we're supposed to devote all our time to help 'you'?" Cid asked angrily.
"Yep. You know why? BECAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT SWALLOWED THE MATERIA!!!" Cloud yelled at Cid.
"Why, I-" Cid was stopped by Aries pulling him back from Cloud.
"Oh yeah, don't forget it 'was' all of YOUR fault Cid!" Cloud shot back at Cid pouting.
"I think that we should go and 'find' somebody that could help Cloud." Red said finally out of the daze he was in earlier. Red padded over to Cloud and sat down by him and whispered, "Well, you did 'eat' the sandwich." Then, Red walked over to Cid and sat down by him and said in a tone only in earshot of Cid, "You were the one who 'made' the sandwich."
"Yes Red is right. You two apologize, now." Aries said mother-like. Apparently she had heard all of what Red said to the two. The two both quietly said sorry two each other and went inside with their heads facing the floor.
"Way to handle 'em Aries!" Yuffie exclaimed happily while jumping up and down. "You too Red!" Red slightly smiled at the compliment he received while Aries grinned at how her plan had worked.
"Yeah, but how are we going to get the effects of the materia out of Cloud?" Aries questioned herself more than the others.
(The Next Day)
Cloud woke up, got dressed, and headed up onto the deck. Once he got up there he noticed everyone was staring at him. "What?" he questioned them irritably. Cait Sith pointed to his own stomach telling Cloud to look at his own. When Cloud looked at his stomach he realized that, his stomach was glowing green! Now he remembered something. Whenever he was healed he always felt this weird tingly feeling and this was the same feeling!
"Guys this doesn't look good..." Cloud said dreadfully while looking at his glowing stomach.
"Of course it doesn't your stomach's glowin' a funky green color!" Yuffie said while staring at Cloud's stomach. "Well, anybody got an idea of who to go to before Cloud turns fully green?"
"I know. This may not work, but I think it will." Red spoke up.
"Who? Who?" Cloud asked Red desperately.
"...Sephiroth..." Red said getting ready for Cloud's yell.
"WHAT!?!?!?! WHY 'HIM'?!?!?!" Cloud yelled loud enough for people on the ground to hear. The people on the ground looked up at the sky terrified and confused. Some of them started running around screaming in shear terror.
"In the last town we were in I heard people say a man in a black cape was headed towards the Northern Crater to live there." Yuffie said trying to be helpful.
"Then, WE'RE OFF!" Cid yelled pulling a lever-thingy and they went really fast towards the Northern Crater.
(A Few Minutes Later)
"We're here!" Cid exclaimed proudly looking at his comrades.
"Cid, can we wait a few minutes so we can all catch our breaths?" Aries asked Cid out of breath.
"Sure, but hurry. We've got to save Cloud from turning green, even though that would be kinda cool but that's off the subject." Cid said turning around to look at the Northern Crater.
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Sephiroth was sitting on a rock playing with little farm animal toys. "I will take over the world! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" "No, you won't! For I am the great Cloud, here to save the world!!!" "Psh. Yeah right." Sephiroth said as he threw the chicken known as Cloud at the nearby rock wall. "WA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!I defeated you so now I can take over the world! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cid, Cloud, Red, Aries, Yuffie , and Cait Sith all stared at Sephiroth in awe. "What? Who said evil villains can't play with toys?"
"Um...that's not the reason why we're here." Aries stated nervously.
"Then why 'are' you here?" Sephiroth asked Aries coldly. While dropping the toy farm animals on the ground and walking towards the party.
"We're here 'cuz of Cloud's stomach!" Yuffie said loudly.
"What's wrong with his...oh...WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Sephiroth laughed hysterically after looking at Cloud's glowing-green stomach. "But 'why' do you need me to help Clod, I mean, Cloud?" Sephiroth questioned them while receiving a glare from Cloud.
"He swallowed a restore materia, can you help us stop the effects?" Aries asked Sephiroth sweetly.
"He swallowed a restore materia? WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Okay I'll help." Sephiroth said smiling.
To Be Continued...
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Kohaku: Well, I hope you enjoyed this! I typed this up without a draft or anything so this took a while. Click the pretty purple "Go" button to send a review! Constructive criticism and flames are accepted. I just prefer constructive criticism to flames. I want at least two reviews before I update. So, Review! ^_^