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"Are they good ideas?" Cloud asked Sephiroth.

"I don't know if they'll work though. I'm giving you a choice on either acupuncture or hypnotism."

"I'll choose hypnotism, but I have no idea 'how' that will work." Cloud replied.

"I want to find out the source that had the restore materia." Sephiroth answered Cloud.

"What?"

"I want to find out where the restore materia came from." Sephiroth answered while sighing.

"Can't I just tell you?" Cloud suggested.

"Yeah, but it's more fun to hypnotize you." Sephiroth answered once again. "Go and get Red and Vincent and tell them to come." He said watching Cloud walk away shaking his head from side to side.

(Five Minutes Later)

Finally, after five minutes, Cloud had come back with Red and Vincent following him. Sephiroth gestured them into Cloud, Vincent, Cid, and Red's room. Sephiroth sat down on one of the beds and pulled out a pocket watch, then a watch, and then a necklace with a dark blue stone attached to it.

"Where did you get those items?" Cloud asked looking confusingly at Sephiroth.

"Under the bed mattress." He replied. Everyone looked at him oddly and then just shrugged it off. "Okay, Cloud, look at the stone." Sephiroth said, and Cloud stared at the stone. Sephiroth slowly made it sway side to side, and Cloud fell asleep.

"He somehow goes to sleep when item sway in front of him." Red said.

"When I say 'Wake up' you'll wake up. Wake up!" Sephiroth said and Cloud woke up staring off into space, which was sort of creeping out Sephiroth. "He looks as creepy as when people sleep with their eyes open." Sephiroth said while staring at the unblinking Cloud. "What's something that you love a lot?"

"...Puppies....and...Kittens..." Cloud replied to Sephiroth's question.

"Okay..." Sephiroth said. Vincent raised an eyebrow at Cloud and Red just shook his head. "How did you 'get' the restore materia in your stomach?"

"A sandwich..." Cloud answered.

"What 'kind' of sandwich and who made it?" Sephiroth asked Cloud.

"Chocobo sandwich....Cid made...mutate..." Cloud vaguely answered. Sephiroth tried to stifle the laughter of the restore materia holding a sandwich. He looked over at Red and Vincent as if waiting for an answer.

"Cid made a sandwich and put a restore materia in it thinking it might mutate faster." Red finally said. Sephiroth grabbed Cloud by the shoulders until he came to.

"Huh?" was the first thing Cloud said when he came back to the world. Sephiroth let go of Cloud's shoulders and Cloud said, "Ouch, why did you have to shake me so hard?"

"I did not shake you hard!"

"Yes you did!"

"Did not!

"Did too!"

"Hmph!"

"Nyaa!" Cloud said sticking out his tongue and then turned away.

"Guys, stop acting like kids, you are adults." Vincent said. They looked at Vincent and somehow they stopped acting like kids.

"Well, he started it." Cloud said still acting childish.

"Nuh-uh! Um... MEANIE!!!!!" Sephiroth yelled. "At least I'm not the one that has a green stomach!"

"So, at least 'I' don't play with toy farm animals!" Cloud shot back.
"I found those on the ground outside the crater and I said to myself, 'Hey, why not pick those up and play with them you're bored aren't you?'" Sephiroth explained.

(An Hour Later)

For the past hour, Sephiroth and Cloud kept fighting until Aries had to come in and send them each into a different corner. Cloud was fiddling with his thumbs while Sephiroth was staring at his hypnotism stone.

"You might not want to do that." Vincent suggested.

"Oh, well I, the Great Sephiroth as you all know, can 'not' get hypnotized. So, HA!" The Great Sephirtoh replied. "Okay, well, I need the person who 'made' the sandwich in here. CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Apparently Cid did not hear what Sephiroth had said so he opened the door, closed it like a normal person would, and went into the living room. There were a few noises coming from outside. Cloud had only caught these words: "Follow me or I'll cut you up with my sword." , "Why?", and "Do I really have to go?". Followed by a few muffled cries.

(Twenty Minutes Later)

Finally, Sephiroth had come in with Cid in a headlock. "What took so long?" Cloud questioned them.

"Well, first, I went into the living room and I asked him 'nicely' if he wanted to follow me..."

"And I said NO!" Cid interrupted proudly.

Sephirtoh looked at him angrily and continued on, "Then, I ordered him to and he said 'No' once again." He took a breath as if still trying to control his anger. "So, then, I put him in a headlock and here we are!" Sephiroth ended proudly.

"Why did it take twenty minutes though?" Cloud asked his question only half answered.

"It just did. Oh yeah, the coffee bean incident!" Sephiroth remembered.

"What's the coffee bean incident?" Red asked obviously interested in what was going on.

"Well, I went into the kitchen saying I wanted some coffee and Sephiroth offered to help me get it. And when we were in the kitchen he poured the coffee beans all over me." Cid explained.

Sephiroth look at him even more angrily. Finally, he let him out of the headlock and said, "They need a more detailed explanation! And 'I'll' tell them this time!"

"Fine, fine." Cid said disappointed.

(Flashback)

Sephirtoh had walked out of his room where Red, Cloud, and Vincent awaited him to come back with Cid.

He walked over to Cid and nicely asked him, "Will you follow me, please?" He asked almost choking on the word 'please' because he normally used it in threats.

Apparently Cid had not heard him asked him nicely and who would want to miss that? "CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He turned his head to Sephiroth after he had yelled that.

"Yes?"

"Follow me." Sephiroth ordered Cid.

"Why?"

"Do you want to be one of the heroes that save Cloud from turning green?" Sephiroth asked him like he was giving Cid a job offer.

"Um...Can I think about it?" Cid asked Sephiroth.

"Okay." He answered smiling.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

"I'll think about it." Cid said.

"Five..."

"Huh?" Cid said startled at Sephiroth's random number.

"Four..."

Cid had realized what Sephiroth was doing. "Stop give me more time!"

"Three..."

"Hey...stop!"

"Two..."

Cid tried to decide quickly, but he couldn't. "Hold on!"

"One!!!" Sephiroth said grinning like he was torturing somebody. "Do you know yet?"

"Yes, yes I know now."

"What is it?" Sephiroth asked him knowing the counting down must have worked.

"No. And I'm going to get some coffee." He answered while walking off into the kitchen.

Sephiroth just stood there dumbfounded, then he got an idea. "Wait up, Cid! Let me help you!" He said running after Cid.

(In The Kitchen (Still Flashback)

When Sephiroth got inside the kitchen he saw Cid digging through the drawers looking for the coffee beans. Sephiroth walked over to the pantry and took out the coffee beans. "Looking for these?" he asked Cid.

"Thank you!" Cid said running over to Sephiroth for the coffee beans.

"No, allow me." Sephiroth insisted. Instead of pouring in the coffee beans he poured them all over Cid.

"What are you doing?" Cid asked Sephiroth.

"Just follow me."

"No."

"Fine then." Sephiroth said putting Cid in a headlock, and walking out of the kitchen.

(End Of Flashback)

Everyone stood in the room frozen. "What?" Sephiroth asked them all.

"Why would you call it an 'incident'?" Cloud said.

"Because someone could have died!!!!!" Cid shouted. Everyone looked at him weird.

"People what about Cloud?" Red asked everybody.

Everyone, except Cloud, looked like they had totally forgotten about it. "Oh, yes, well I've come up with a few new ideas." Sephiroth said.

Kohaku: Sorry, I didn't update for a really long time and that this chapter isn't as long as the other ones. Don't expect updates very soon because I only get on the computer on the weekends!! Click the "Go" button to review!!! ^_^