Kohaku: Here is the fourth chapter of Watch What You Eat! Enjoy! ^_^
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Final Fantasy 7!
All of the people in the room diverted their attention to Sephiroth. "What are the new ideas?" Cloud asked.
"Let me think of them first." Sephiroth answered. Cloud sighed while shaking his head. "Oh, I know!"
"What, what?" Cloud immediately reacted to Sephiroth's outburst.
"You could try throwing it up!" He answered enthusiastically. Sephiroth looked over at Cloud who's expression darkened. "What's wrong Cloud?" Sephiroth asked.
"Nothing...it's just that I threw up after I had eaten it." Cloud replied.
"Oh..." Sephiroth said trailing off into deep thought. "I need to know the side affects!"
"Well, I'm glowing green." Cloud answered.
"Come on, there's got to be more than that!" Sephiroth said liking where the conversation was leading.
"Also, there's this tingling feeling in my stomach, lately it's moved to my hands..."
"That must mean that your hands might turn green soon!" Sephiroth said happily.
"And, that's a good thing?" Cloud asked.
"Yes, well, no. For me it is. I mean, that way I know which part will be infected." Sephiroth said.
"Infected?" Cloud said raising an eyebrow.
"Yes...Infected. Why? Well, because it's like a virus." Sephiroth said scaring the group in the room. "What? I read up on lots of books about medicine."
"Does that mean you could cure Cloud?" Cid asked Sephiroth.
"I guess so, but I don't know if I read anything about swallowing a restore materia." Sephiroth said while smirking at Cloud.
"It shouldn't be funny anymore Sephiroth!" Cloud said annoyed on how Sephiroth still found that funny.
"I just can't believe someone would do something so dumb." Sephiroth commented snickering. Nobody knew why he still found that funny.
"Well, at least I don't play with farm animals!" Cloud shot back.
"Oh please, don't bring that up again!" Sephiroth said annoyed.
"Sephiroth, Cloud, don't start fighting again." Aries said trying to break the up-coming fight.
"Fine then, one.... Two.... Three.... Four.... Five...Six.... Seven.... Eight.... Nine.... Ten." Sephiroth counted taking a deep breath between numbers. Everyone in the room stared at him hoping that was helping him calm down. Vincent, on the other hand, was asleep in his own little dream world. Sephiroth sighed and stated, "Don't worry, I'm fine." Followed by everyone sighing a sigh of relief.
"At least I think." He added after a few minutes of silence. Aries left the room followed by Cid. Sephiroth looked around the room. Cloud was staring off into space while looking oblivious, Vincent was still asleep, and Red was lying on the floor with his head on his paws.
Suddenly, a low growling noise had interrupted the awkward silence. Red lifted up his head, Vincent, well, he was still asleep, and Cloud snapped out of his trance. "What was that noise?" Red asked. They all diverted their attention to Sephiroth, except for Vincent.
"What are you all looking at?" Sephiroth questioned them with a glare.
"What was that noise?" Cloud asked as Red nodded his head in agreement.
Sephiroth answered, "That was my stomach. I'm hungry." He added as he got up to leave the room. "Well, aren't you coming?" he asked them. As if on cue, Vincent woke up from his nap.
Cloud looked at Vincent and shook his head. "What?" Vincent asked. Cloud followed Red and Sephiroth out of the room shaking his head. "...." Vincent shrugged and then followed after them.
(In The Living Room)
When the four walked in, they saw Yuffie, Aries, and Cid sitting on the couch not doing anything. "Vincent and Red, you can go sit down." Sephiroth said motioning them to the chairs. "Cloud, let's go get some food from Cait Sith."
"Why do I have to go?" Cloud asked whining.
"To help carry the food." Sephiroth answered. "And I'm afraid Vincent will fall asleep while carrying it. Also, Red can't carry food." Sephiroth said just as Cloud was about to ask.
The two went into the kitchen and the sight they both saw would scar them for life. "Cait Sith what are you doing?" Cloud asked raising an eyebrow.
"Dancing." Cait Sith replied as he started doing the hustle. Sephiroth walked over to the yellow-and-purple polka-dotted radio and turned of the music. But, Cait Sith still continued dancing after the music was turned off.
"CAIT SITH STOP DANCING!!" Cloud yelled, for the sight was blinding him.
"Fine then, you didn't have to yell." Cait Sith said frowning. "What did you come in here for anyway?" He asked still frowning.
"We came for lunch." Sephiroth stated quickly. Cait Sith went over to the stove and took out rice balls. Sephiroth took a plate and gave it to Cloud, then he took his own plate and kicked open the blue swinging door leading to the living room.
(In The Living Room Once Again)
When Sephiroth and Cloud entered the room, everyone looked at them with anticipation. Apparently they were waiting to eat lunch. As they put the plates on the table, everybody started attacking the plates.
After everyone was done eating, Sephiroth pulled Cloud over to the side to talk to him. "Cloud..." he said.
"Yeah?"
"I've got another idea." He replied looking thoughtful afterwards.
"What is it?" Cloud asked impatiently. He looked down. All of a sudden, he noticed his hands were starting to turn green.
"Dun, dun, dun!!!" Sephiroth sang as Cloud looked at him oddly. "Okay," he said going back to being serious again. "I've got more ideas. One of them is that you look at something so disturbing that you throw up and another one is...." He trailed off.
"I've already seen Cait Sith dancing, doesn't that count as disturbing?" Cloud asked Sephiroth.
"True. But, it didn't make you throw up." Sephiroth replied. Cloud stomped his foot at the reply. "I like the hustle." Sephiroth commented off subject.
"And your point is...." Cloud said. Then, Sephiroth's idea struck him. "Sephiroth..."
It was too late. Sephiroth had already started doing the hustle. "Um...Sephiroth I doubt this will make me throw up." Cloud said trying to stop Sephiroth while the others weren't even paying attention.
"Fine then." Sephiroth said while stopping. "Well, I guess I'll just have to look up how to cure glowing....green...people.... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sephiroth! It's not that funny anymore!" Cloud stated irritated.
"Well, it is to me." Sephiroth replied with a smirk plastered across his face. He turned around and walked away turning towards the direction of his bookshelf. Sephiroth pulled out a rather thick red book, opened it to the bookmarked page and started reading it.
Cloud strode over to Sephiroth and asked him, "What are you reading?"
Sephiroth answered with a, "Go get some lunch before it runs out." He said not taking his eyes off the book's contents.
"What are you reading?" Cloud repeated the question.
This time, Sephiroth looked up. "A medicine book. I'm reading about how to cure a toothache. It's rather interesting." He said looking back down at a large picture of a rotting tooth.
"What are they doing to that tooth?" Cloud asked while pointing to the picture.
"I don't know..." Sephiroth replied while flipping over to the contents section. "Where are the G's?" he asked himself.
"Right there." Cloud said pointing to the G's.
"Wow, they have glowing green!" Sephiroth exclaimed. They both gawked at the book. Sephiroth turned to page 673 and looked for and article that said their problem. After a few minutes of searching through the small print, he found an article that read, "How To Cure Yourself If You Swallow Materia" but, in smaller pint it said "Does Not Qualify Restore Materia." At this, Cloud stomped his foot.
"We could do acupuncture." Sephiroth stated.
"No, I don't think it will work." Cloud replied sadly. He hadn't been this sad for a long time. "What are we going to do now?" Cloud asked both himself and Sephiroth.
Kohaku: I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'm sorry I haven't updated in soooo long. Well, review!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Final Fantasy 7!
All of the people in the room diverted their attention to Sephiroth. "What are the new ideas?" Cloud asked.
"Let me think of them first." Sephiroth answered. Cloud sighed while shaking his head. "Oh, I know!"
"What, what?" Cloud immediately reacted to Sephiroth's outburst.
"You could try throwing it up!" He answered enthusiastically. Sephiroth looked over at Cloud who's expression darkened. "What's wrong Cloud?" Sephiroth asked.
"Nothing...it's just that I threw up after I had eaten it." Cloud replied.
"Oh..." Sephiroth said trailing off into deep thought. "I need to know the side affects!"
"Well, I'm glowing green." Cloud answered.
"Come on, there's got to be more than that!" Sephiroth said liking where the conversation was leading.
"Also, there's this tingling feeling in my stomach, lately it's moved to my hands..."
"That must mean that your hands might turn green soon!" Sephiroth said happily.
"And, that's a good thing?" Cloud asked.
"Yes, well, no. For me it is. I mean, that way I know which part will be infected." Sephiroth said.
"Infected?" Cloud said raising an eyebrow.
"Yes...Infected. Why? Well, because it's like a virus." Sephiroth said scaring the group in the room. "What? I read up on lots of books about medicine."
"Does that mean you could cure Cloud?" Cid asked Sephiroth.
"I guess so, but I don't know if I read anything about swallowing a restore materia." Sephiroth said while smirking at Cloud.
"It shouldn't be funny anymore Sephiroth!" Cloud said annoyed on how Sephiroth still found that funny.
"I just can't believe someone would do something so dumb." Sephiroth commented snickering. Nobody knew why he still found that funny.
"Well, at least I don't play with farm animals!" Cloud shot back.
"Oh please, don't bring that up again!" Sephiroth said annoyed.
"Sephiroth, Cloud, don't start fighting again." Aries said trying to break the up-coming fight.
"Fine then, one.... Two.... Three.... Four.... Five...Six.... Seven.... Eight.... Nine.... Ten." Sephiroth counted taking a deep breath between numbers. Everyone in the room stared at him hoping that was helping him calm down. Vincent, on the other hand, was asleep in his own little dream world. Sephiroth sighed and stated, "Don't worry, I'm fine." Followed by everyone sighing a sigh of relief.
"At least I think." He added after a few minutes of silence. Aries left the room followed by Cid. Sephiroth looked around the room. Cloud was staring off into space while looking oblivious, Vincent was still asleep, and Red was lying on the floor with his head on his paws.
Suddenly, a low growling noise had interrupted the awkward silence. Red lifted up his head, Vincent, well, he was still asleep, and Cloud snapped out of his trance. "What was that noise?" Red asked. They all diverted their attention to Sephiroth, except for Vincent.
"What are you all looking at?" Sephiroth questioned them with a glare.
"What was that noise?" Cloud asked as Red nodded his head in agreement.
Sephiroth answered, "That was my stomach. I'm hungry." He added as he got up to leave the room. "Well, aren't you coming?" he asked them. As if on cue, Vincent woke up from his nap.
Cloud looked at Vincent and shook his head. "What?" Vincent asked. Cloud followed Red and Sephiroth out of the room shaking his head. "...." Vincent shrugged and then followed after them.
(In The Living Room)
When the four walked in, they saw Yuffie, Aries, and Cid sitting on the couch not doing anything. "Vincent and Red, you can go sit down." Sephiroth said motioning them to the chairs. "Cloud, let's go get some food from Cait Sith."
"Why do I have to go?" Cloud asked whining.
"To help carry the food." Sephiroth answered. "And I'm afraid Vincent will fall asleep while carrying it. Also, Red can't carry food." Sephiroth said just as Cloud was about to ask.
The two went into the kitchen and the sight they both saw would scar them for life. "Cait Sith what are you doing?" Cloud asked raising an eyebrow.
"Dancing." Cait Sith replied as he started doing the hustle. Sephiroth walked over to the yellow-and-purple polka-dotted radio and turned of the music. But, Cait Sith still continued dancing after the music was turned off.
"CAIT SITH STOP DANCING!!" Cloud yelled, for the sight was blinding him.
"Fine then, you didn't have to yell." Cait Sith said frowning. "What did you come in here for anyway?" He asked still frowning.
"We came for lunch." Sephiroth stated quickly. Cait Sith went over to the stove and took out rice balls. Sephiroth took a plate and gave it to Cloud, then he took his own plate and kicked open the blue swinging door leading to the living room.
(In The Living Room Once Again)
When Sephiroth and Cloud entered the room, everyone looked at them with anticipation. Apparently they were waiting to eat lunch. As they put the plates on the table, everybody started attacking the plates.
After everyone was done eating, Sephiroth pulled Cloud over to the side to talk to him. "Cloud..." he said.
"Yeah?"
"I've got another idea." He replied looking thoughtful afterwards.
"What is it?" Cloud asked impatiently. He looked down. All of a sudden, he noticed his hands were starting to turn green.
"Dun, dun, dun!!!" Sephiroth sang as Cloud looked at him oddly. "Okay," he said going back to being serious again. "I've got more ideas. One of them is that you look at something so disturbing that you throw up and another one is...." He trailed off.
"I've already seen Cait Sith dancing, doesn't that count as disturbing?" Cloud asked Sephiroth.
"True. But, it didn't make you throw up." Sephiroth replied. Cloud stomped his foot at the reply. "I like the hustle." Sephiroth commented off subject.
"And your point is...." Cloud said. Then, Sephiroth's idea struck him. "Sephiroth..."
It was too late. Sephiroth had already started doing the hustle. "Um...Sephiroth I doubt this will make me throw up." Cloud said trying to stop Sephiroth while the others weren't even paying attention.
"Fine then." Sephiroth said while stopping. "Well, I guess I'll just have to look up how to cure glowing....green...people.... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sephiroth! It's not that funny anymore!" Cloud stated irritated.
"Well, it is to me." Sephiroth replied with a smirk plastered across his face. He turned around and walked away turning towards the direction of his bookshelf. Sephiroth pulled out a rather thick red book, opened it to the bookmarked page and started reading it.
Cloud strode over to Sephiroth and asked him, "What are you reading?"
Sephiroth answered with a, "Go get some lunch before it runs out." He said not taking his eyes off the book's contents.
"What are you reading?" Cloud repeated the question.
This time, Sephiroth looked up. "A medicine book. I'm reading about how to cure a toothache. It's rather interesting." He said looking back down at a large picture of a rotting tooth.
"What are they doing to that tooth?" Cloud asked while pointing to the picture.
"I don't know..." Sephiroth replied while flipping over to the contents section. "Where are the G's?" he asked himself.
"Right there." Cloud said pointing to the G's.
"Wow, they have glowing green!" Sephiroth exclaimed. They both gawked at the book. Sephiroth turned to page 673 and looked for and article that said their problem. After a few minutes of searching through the small print, he found an article that read, "How To Cure Yourself If You Swallow Materia" but, in smaller pint it said "Does Not Qualify Restore Materia." At this, Cloud stomped his foot.
"We could do acupuncture." Sephiroth stated.
"No, I don't think it will work." Cloud replied sadly. He hadn't been this sad for a long time. "What are we going to do now?" Cloud asked both himself and Sephiroth.
Kohaku: I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'm sorry I haven't updated in soooo long. Well, review!! ^_^