Monarch of the Glen
Marvellous wonderful story is made
Of a very beautiful Scottish estate
No one ever has heard before?
Archie is the name of the Laird, it's sure
Rommel and Monty are two dogs, cannot miss
Cute, little and funny, that's Useless
Hector was the father in Laird's life
Oddish, but he loved Molly his wife
For instance there's further Lexie
That's for sure, that she is very sexy
Hi, I'm Duncan, hi, it's me
Eh, I'm Golly, I am the ghillie
Go and see it, the best series of all
Love and romance at Glenbogle Hall
Everyone on this board likes chatting this story
Now we are waiting for the continuing in a hurry