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Lifestyles of the Dark and Lifeless
Sing to tune of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous By: Good Charlotte
Always see them on the run Trying to kill everyone Hexing the world so constantly All they do is kill and groan Inside their Master's throne Jinxing each other into eternity I'd like to see them try to be cool Inside that haunted wizard school I don't think they could stand up I think their heads just would erupt They'd think Albus was corrupt I think they'd turn so bright and shiny. Shiny. SHIINNYY Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well, they got curses Why don't they kill him? You know that little thing, about bein in debt? Well, Wormtail's surely gonna regret The time that Harry totally saved his life And as for heavenly morals in that group Well, they really wouldn't even give a single poop If Voldemort just keeled over and killed them all I'd like to see them try to be cool Inside that haunted wizard school I don't think they could stand up I think their heads just would erupt They'd think that Albus was corrupt I hope they'd turn so bright and shiny Shiny. Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well, they got curses Why haven't they killed him? Instrumental Shiny. Shhiiinnyy Lifestyle of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well they got curses Why don't they kill him? Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless (The ones locked in Azkaban are lucky) Just stop the killing! Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless (AVADA KEDAVRA!)
Lifestyles of the Dark and Lifeless
Sing to tune of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous By: Good Charlotte
Always see them on the run Trying to kill everyone Hexing the world so constantly All they do is kill and groan Inside their Master's throne Jinxing each other into eternity I'd like to see them try to be cool Inside that haunted wizard school I don't think they could stand up I think their heads just would erupt They'd think Albus was corrupt I think they'd turn so bright and shiny. Shiny. SHIINNYY Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well, they got curses Why don't they kill him? You know that little thing, about bein in debt? Well, Wormtail's surely gonna regret The time that Harry totally saved his life And as for heavenly morals in that group Well, they really wouldn't even give a single poop If Voldemort just keeled over and killed them all I'd like to see them try to be cool Inside that haunted wizard school I don't think they could stand up I think their heads just would erupt They'd think that Albus was corrupt I hope they'd turn so bright and shiny Shiny. Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well, they got curses Why haven't they killed him? Instrumental Shiny. Shhiiinnyy Lifestyle of the dark and lifeless Always murder Always just fighting If Harry is such a problem Well they got curses Why don't they kill him? Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless (The ones locked in Azkaban are lucky) Just stop the killing! Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless (AVADA KEDAVRA!)