Disclaimer: I don't own dbz and im not making any money of this story (sniff) so pretty please dont sue me, im to cute to go to jail ( gives huge glassey anime eyes) however i did make up tears in may GO ME!

Note: I would like to dedicate this story to my dear freind sara... now let the story begin!

" oh mike, how can you leave me like this? After all the love we shared together, was that but a lark?" A man and woman are standing outside , rose petals fall from the sky. " Forgive me my darling, but alas..I can not hold on to you much longer..." " It's anouther woman isnt it?" The man nodds " yes yes its true, my heart belongs to anouther" " who? oh who could it be?" " my heart weeps to tell you this but it tis none other then RACHEL!" "(GASP)" the woman covers her mouth in shock and cannot fight the tears " this cannot be! I thought she was the sister in law of your ex girfriend who mairied your long lost cousin twice removed!" "I'm so sorry my love, but my soul can no longer bear to go on with the lies, I must leave you.." The woman rushes into the mans embrace " no dont leave me i..i love you!" "im sorry, but this is for..the best.." the man walks off into the sunset as the woman falls dramatically to her knees in tears. " Noooooo! (sob)"

The show ends.......

BLLOOOOOOW.(sniff) a man with tall spiky black hair blows his nose into a tissue and tries to wipe the unstoppable tears from his eyes..." T..That baka.....h..how could he leave marsha like that?! They were my favorit couple! Whaaaaaa! doesnt the moron know that rachel is pregnet with his best friend chriss's son?! (sniff).."

CRASH!

Vegeta turned around to find bulma, standing there, mouth hanging open,speechless, she had dropped the tea tray out of shock.. " oh..shit.." thought vegeta..

Bulma couldnt belive what she had just witnessed...vegeta watching 'Tears in may' the most sappy soap oprea on the air...and he was..CRYING! this had to be some twisted dream, no, a nightmare!

" um....Vegeta.....are you feeling okay?" " ah...of course I am woman! cant I have a moments peace?!"....vegeta's face was begining to flush...

" um...what were you watching?" vegeta gave a quick glance at the telivision..it was playing the ending credits for tears in may...." NOTHING I WASENT WATCHING ANY THING!........( sweat drop) 'crap she's not buying it'" bulma backed away into the kitchen...she opened the coupord and threw out the bottle of sake, then she continued around the kitchen making sure all the sharp objects were hidden...

Vegeta's face was beging to develop quite a nasty twitch, he had been caught watching a sappy human show....if kakarot ever got word of this, hed never live it down!

Chibi trunks walked in the room.."hi dad whats u...." trunks stopped in his tracks....his father was standing in the middle of the room face blushing...'uh oh...this cant be good'

vegeta stared at his son not able to say a word. trunks gulped.

just then bulma walked in." uh trunks...maybe you should go over to gotens and play okay?"

whew! thats all for now, but if i get lots of nice reiviews i'll write more okay? (wink) okay buh bye!