Will(author): Hello,Today we bring you the second chapter of Shaman King:weakest link.Sorry I haven't updated in a while,you see,I was captured by a mexicain sailor and forced to peel potatoes on his magic flying ship for a month,and just got back today.In conclusion....

Mai(author's odd friend): You're a fricken de liar,la.You weren't even trying when you thought that excuse,were you?

Will: Nope

Mai:I have spoken

Random People: (runting)HUH!

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Justin:(talking to cameraman) so I says to the cow I says...

Cameraman(we'll call him Pepito): Justin,we're live on the air,you know....

Justin: wait....THIS SHOW IS BEING BROADCAST ON T.V?!

Pepito: uhhhhhhhh yeah,if we weren't there would be no need for a cameraman....

Justin: That's not true,you could just stand around and look prettty

Pepito: (sticks out thumb) COMPRENDE!

Justin:Anyyyyyyywho,welcome back to shaman king:weakest link! If you don't know what's happened so far,screw you! This network can't afford to do a recap.May you all freeze to death and burn in hell -

Yoh:(talking to Amidamaru) So you wanna go grab a burger after the show's over,because you know how much 4Kids(don't own...thank god) makes me like dem hamburgers!

Amidamaru:I'd rather play some b-ball for shizzle my nizzle.IN YOUR FACE TURKEY!

Justin: SILENCE! (ashes Anna's trumpet over Yoh's head)

Anna: Trumpet...........

Justin: Trumpet Tao you mean

Anna: Yes...........Tao........He didnt marry Horo Horo in Vegas..............nope................. (shifty eyes)

Justin: Horo Horo? What is ur last name anyway?

Horo Horo: Why it's......ummm.........McFizzle?

Anna: OO

Yoh: OO

Lyserg: OOOO --------------Multiplied eyes....

Justin: HAHAHA! MCFIZZLE?!?

Horo Horo: No wait thats my 4kids dubbie's name........Trey McFizzle

Justin:(Laughs)sounds like a McDonald's drink

Horo Horo: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!..............hey

(Horo Horo's dub comes in)

Trey:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUP DUDES!?

Anna:(hits with cat)

Trey: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY THAT WASN'T COOOOOOOOL! BUT I AM!!(flexes muscles)

Manta:(thinking) I haven't said anything yet so far this chapter....it must be something cool,slick and smart....(screaming) GYOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

All: Oo

Trey: HAHAHAHAH!!! GYOWWWW!......I don't get it

Justin:(shoots Trey)

Trey:DUUUUUDE! THAT AIN'T COOL! (runs away) I'LL BRING ALL OF MY DUBBED FRIENDS! AND THEY WILL BE AS LOUD AND AMERICAN AS MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Justin: Aaaaaaanywho,I wanted to tell you all I will be gone this chapter because.........I couldn't stand any of you for more than one chapter in a row without throwing myself out of a window.

All: WHOO-HOO!

Justin:Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut i've asked my dear friend to be a temp host for this chapter.I want you all to meet.....MR. UNIBROW!

(doors fly open,and there is a light mist spewing throughout the room.When it clears,it reveals.....)

Mr Unibrow--------- :(

All:WHAT DA FUDGE?!

:( : Ok,all you little punks.Sit down and shut yer yaps! I'm the host for this chapter and we'll be obeying MY RULES!

Ren: What's you problem,pops? Something wrong with your hearing aid?

:( : HEY! I'm only 28!

Ren:okay then

:( :Okay,now all I have to do is ask you these questions on these here cards?

All: (nod)

:( : Alrighty then,doesn't seem too hard.....wait....I HAVE NO HANDS! I CAN'T PICK UP THE CARRRRRRRRRDS!!! That's ok,I'll just make up all the questions as we go along :)

Anna: (plays trumpet)

:(: No turmpet playing!!!

Anna: ONGONGONG!

:(:.........

Lyserg:.................

Horo Horo:....................

Manta:.....................

Yoh:

:(: ?

Yoh:!!!!

Manta: ..........................!!!!!!

Anna: Idiots.....

:(: ENOUGH TALKING! START SHOW!!!!! YOH!

Yoh: Hello. How are you this dark evening? (a la my gothic cuzin)

:(: NO GOTHNESS! What is the capital of New York?

(The White Stripes go across stage robotically a la William Shatner)

Yoh: (thinking) William Shatner bands? ? (talking) SPRINGFIELD!

:(:..............how did you get that from William shatner bands and ? (Link 0)

Yoh: YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS?!?!

Manta: I can read your thoughts! You want to...........buy a graphic novel! (AN: That's from the funny messages at the bottom of Shonen Jump)

(Zoom in on rabbit and scary music plays)

Jun: (sings) Ill be there for you! When the rains starts to pour! Ill be there for you!!!!

Yoh: (to Manta) RACHAEL!

Manta: (to Yoh)MONICA!!

Anna: TRUMPET!

Lyserg: FLA!

:(: MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ON A FRIED EGG!

Jun:.........manifleh?

:(:.........ahem......on with the questions.... Manta?

Manta: I do kakrate(AN: Not a typo)

:(: What is the square root of 25?

Manta: WHAT IS HYAAAA!

:(: Incorrect and you are not on Jeopardy! Although that Alex Trebek is kinda cute :) (Link 0)

Ren: YOU THINK SO 2?

Yoh: .................okee dokee

Jun: It's like a Cher concert in here (no offense to homosexuals.....not a gay basher)

Anna: (turns into Cher) Do you beleive in life after looooovvvvvvve?

Ren: DO AVRIL LAVIGNE!

Yoh: You mean Donkey Kong?

Ren: Yeah!

Anna:(turns into giant monkey)Ok...that was random

Lyserg: Want a bannana? CAN'T HAVE IT! HAHAHAHA-(gets hit by barrel)

Mr. Unibrow: IF YOU PUNKS DON'T SHUT YER TRAPS,I'LL SEND YER ARSES OFF TO 4 KIDS!!!!!!

All:We'll be good

:( : Good.Ok Jun,what is the right side of an icocolise triangle have to do with the 800th co-ordinate of outer space which is

related to andromada and will crash into mars.What is my name?

Jun:???????? ummm mehfleh?

:( : Well,since I find that word amusing,correct! (Link 100) Ren?

Ren:(sharpening his pointy hair) what?

:( : Do you know the muffin man

Ren: Yeah,we went to school together.He thought he was all that and a bag of chips.Then I ate him.Flah.-

:( : Good enough (LINK 100)Lyserg?

Lyserg(swinging crystal) The shininess

:( : You're preeeeeeeetty :) You're even more then feminime than Anna.I have a fetish for multiple eyes

Anna:(plays sad trumpet music)

Lyserg: OOOOOOOO ----multiple eyes

:( : Anywho,why do I have a unibrow?

Lyserg:Cause you can't afford a razor?

:( : Sadly,yes :( (Link 100)

Lyserg: Ummm you can have mine if you're that desperate

:( : (GASP) :)======= ----- Mr Unibrow and his razor -

:( : LYSERG MY DARLING, YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND TO ME,I LOOOOOOOVE YOU! TAKE ME NOW! (leaps on Lyserg)

Lyserg: GAH! MORPHIN(his little fairy) HELP ME!

Morphin: (points and laughs at Lyserg)

Jun:can we get back to the game? All this manlove frightens me...

:( : Fine,but I'll see you after the show,my darling ;)

Lyserg: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:( : Alrighty Anna,what I wanna know is: what's with the bitchy attitude of your's? You gotta stick shoved up yer bum or something?

Anna: (sobs) yes,yes I do.Can you get it out? That would be just peachy!

:( : ummm no,I wouldn't go near you with a ten foot clown pole! (Link 0)

Anna:(plays sad trumpet music)

:( :Well enough of that! (german accent) NOW'S THE TIME VHERE VE VOTE

Yoh: Jun

Manta:Jun

Anna: Mr Unibrow

Lyserg:Jun

Ren:Donkey Kong

Jun:Trey McFizzle

:( : Jun,with 3 votes you are the weakest link....GET YER ARSE OUTTA HERE!

After the show...........

Jun: Why would they vote ME off? I'm ever so pretty! And my hair is green! Am I too boring for you? Is that it? What, do I have to bite the head off a chicken?

Security:(grabs Jun and carries her away)

Jun: I'M FURIOUS!! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Will: Wow.Today's chapter was extra long.(throws confetti)

Mai: THE COLORS! THE SNOW IS LIKE A RAINBOW!

Will: No,it's confetti....little bits of colored paper........

Mai:(confetti lands on eyes) AHHHHHHHH!!! I ONLY SEE A HORRIBLE RAINBOW!!! (runs into a wall)

Will: you see where I get my inspiration?