Chapter 5

Fred and George went away leaving them deep in their own thoughts.

"What are we gonna do now?" asked Hermione

"Dunno" said Harry lost in a deep thought.

"Mate wazzup. You seem depressed. I mean if Fred and George play a harmful trick then mum will wallop them with a broomstick." Ron said staring at Hermione. Hermione caught Ron staring at her and she was blushing. But then hid it and she stood up and yelled loudly.

"RONALD WEASLEY if you continue to stare at me like that I swear I me Hermione We...Granger (Hermione started blushing) will accio your broomstick and magic it to start walloping you on the head." And with that she jumped and fled away from the Great Hall. Every one stared at her.

Shanks stood up and followed Hermione while the rest (except Ron who was blushing) laughed till their sides hurt.

"Mate she's a fierce one" Said Harry still laughing.

"I know, it will be tough getting her to go out with me." Said Ron still blushing a deep crimson.

"Wait a minute, wait a second, wait a year shit what the hell am I saying, I will say it now this VERY minute, THIS VERY second...." Ron ranted

"Dude say it quick cuz we got classes.

"Ok so, how about you and...um....lets say somebody you know well, maybe not so well but you know her..."

"Ron shut up and get goin mate." Harry said exasperatedly.

"Fine, Fine how about you and Shanks?" Ron laughed at the thought Harry yelled and said

"What the Hell? Huh? HER and ME? OMG!!!!!!! Piss of. We'd never be a couple." Yelled Harry a little to loudly. "Mimble wimble single dingle" Harry muttered (A.N You'll find out what that means at the EEEEEnd of the story)

"Uh...Harry? Do you need to go to the Hospital wing? Cause you are going mental. And I am serious. The first sign you find out that someone is mental is that they start talking to them selves." Ron hurried forward checking with his hand Harry's forehead.

"Huh?" Harry said springing in to, 2004.

"Hello mate! Welcome in the 2004. And you have currently stepped onto Earth and enjoying a lovely dinner er... I mean breakfast with your best friend witch is... me. You are in love with Shanks..."

"RON SHUT UP said Harry snapping out of his trance.

"Me?" Ron said in an innocent voice.

"Me? The loveable guy that is loved by every girl in Hoggy" Ron said jumping up and down on the spot.

"Harry? Harry dear? DAAAAAAAAAAARLING, baby!!" Ron said trying to imitate Shanks.

"Ginny? Shanks?" Harry said his head spinning around faster than a wizzing top.

"Harry snap out of it" Ron said.

Harry blushed

"Shanks never even calls any1 like that so I guess....(he raised his voice) Hey Seamus! Do ya think Harry and Shanks are a cute couple?" asked Ron

"RON SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Harry blushing a deep shade of scarlet

"Harry and Shanks? Yeah but...not likely that they'll be together I mean-" replied Seamus

"Seamus don't listen to him, I mean don't ya find Herm and HIM a cute couple? asked Harry

"HARRY!!!" yelled Ron blushing an even deeper shade of scarlet

"Yep ron and herm and a cute couple" answered Seamus laughing at the two boys.

At that moment Hermione and Shanks came running inside

"Hey good luck you two!" said Seamus, and went away

Harry and Ron looked at each other.

"Ron, Harry your broomsticks come!" said Hermione urgently

They got up and followed Hermione and Shanks out of the Great Hall and outside into the cold weather

"Herm you know it's cold!" said Harry trembling

"It's important!!" said Shanks

Harry blushed but unfortunately Hermione noticed

They finally got into the Quidditch pitch and saw Harry's and Ron's Brooms
Flying in the air and Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle with their wands out bewitching
Their brooms

"Not them again" Ron groaned

"Do we always have to see them?" asked Harry

Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle approached them.

"Oh it's Potty, Weasel, Mudblood and Hotty!" said Malfoy

"Malfoy if you call us that again I'll give u pain right in the-" started Shanks

"SHANKS!" said Ron

"-er.. I'll bewitch you" ended Shanks

"Shan I gave u a chance, I asked you out and you declined!" said Malfoy

"DON'T U CALL HER THAT" yelled Ron and Harry

(A/N so there you go! Please Review! I can't go on writing if I don't get more reviews!)