Will(author): Yo welcome back to the story! I just watched Queer guy for the straight eye....or whatever....w00t
Mai(author's weird friend):....................fromage ;)
Will: Enjoy! (walks off to go watch Fiesta Poloticos)
P.S: We don't own the rights to Who wants to marry my dad,Dr Phil.Al Gore,M&M's or G-Unit,obviously...and if you did,good for you you're a retard
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Justin: (looking through a catologue)that's a nice shirt...one day I'll buy that shirt
Manta: you need help.........professional help(running around)DR PHIL! DR PHIL!
(Dr Phil walks in)
Dr Phil: a relationship with problems is a problem relationship
Ren: oh you betcha yeah
Justin: Can you leave please?
Dr Phil: Whatever,but by me leaving you'll only be leaving yourself (walks off the stage as audience cheers and applaudes)
Fat woman with no life: I wanna have your baby!!
Horo Horo: Don't be a haaaaaaaaaaaaater,be a looooooooover
Yoh(who just visited a Swedish art exhibit) my hydvit is gassy
Lyserg: Manifleh?
Yoh: I seed mahh hydvit ees gassy u freeckeen dee loozerz (AN: Spelt that way for a reason)
Ren:: I wish I had Mr Mustard here with me.........
Justin: Mr Mustard?
Ren: Yes.....He was my very first pet platapus. I got him when I was 2
Horo: Wouldn't the platapus be dead by now?
Ren::........NOT IN MY MIND!!! (starts sobbing)
Justin:.....(sings) Fire! We on Fire! (all start dancing including Al Gore)
Al: You are hearing me talk.
Yoh: Al Gore is very popular with my chiwawa Gary.
(Gary mauls Al Gore)
Al: (in monotonal voice) No.No. Please stop. I have to much to live for (thinks) wait no I don't
All: (all fall asleep from Al Gore's boring voice)
Justin:(wakes up) DOES YOUR AUNT KATHY EVER BRING YOU CHICKEN?!........Oh, it's you people.....Lets start the questions then.
Lyserg: I'm trapped in a glass case of EMOTION!
Justin:Riiiighhhtttt.....Anna?
Anna: I am a gangster trumpet player....Yo.
Justin: Flah?
Anna: I dont like player haters. What? You want to start some beef yo?
Justin:(scared) No ma'am.
Anna: Oh, so you want my size ten nike's up yo ass?This is my house
Justin:(quickly) What is the capital of Northern Katanathe, home of the worlds largest hoe.....the gardening tool of course
Anna: ........(bolt of lightening) MY CROTCH!
Justin: No.(link 0)
Anna: YO!!!!! THAT WACK DAWG!(plays rap trumpet music)
Lyserg:OMG LOL!!!!11 (AN: Thats supposed to be like that)
Manta: DUDES! I JUST REALIZED! I AM THE HYD IN THE WORD HYDVIT!
Horo:Dude........Trippy.
Justin: Next question. Manta?
Manta:(singing)Drugsdrugsdrugsdrugs!
Justin:(dances)Hey, why am I dancing?
Yoh: Well, after the last show, we stuck some crayons up your nose.They had to remove 5% of your brain.
Justin:Me lose brain? Uh oh! Next answer
Horo: You mean question
Justin: Okee dokee purple squirell!
All of a sudden a screen pops down and there is a video of a clown making balloon animals
Yoh: AAAAAAHHH IT'S THE CLOWN FROM MY DREAMS! THAT BASTARD KILLED MY PARENTS
Justin: What is the newest song by Nelly Furtado?
Manta: FORKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin: No it's Forca.
Manta: FORKA! (sings)
It is the pie flowing right on through your veins
And it's the feeling that you're oh so full. Yay!
It is the moment you remember you're a pie
It is the fork you eat with, the spoon and the knife
I need a forka, I need a forka, I need a forka so i can eat some pie (eat some pie)
I need a forka, not a knifa, not a spoona not a spork it's not a lie
Justin:WTF?! (Link 0)
Anna: Did you notice my trumpet solo?
All:...........no
Anna: (throws stars angrily) BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Horo:;(sings) Turn the beat around! Love to hear percussion!
Anna: (plays trumpet and ruins the song)
Horo: Dude! You threw off my groove.
Manta: Im sorry you have thrown off the emperor's groove.
Anna: And what are you going to do about it,(opposed to G Unit) GAY UNIT!
All: OOOOH! GOT SERVED!
Audience Member: You so wack, you got a pizza with mushrooms!!
All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! (start dancing around with their hands around their mouths)
Manta: That last one didnt make sense.
Anna: Pfft! Says you midget! (throws stars at him)
Justin: Next question.Ren?
Ren::(eating M&M's) Mmfh?
Justin:...........Who is the greatest hero of all time?
Ren:CIDERMAN! (sings) Ciderman, Ciderman, buys a lot of cider......man! Drinks cider, makes cider pies, any type of cider he buys! Look out! Here comes a Ciderman! Here comes a Cidermannnnnnn!!!! link 100
Yoh: RONTAFLAMO!
Justin: Rontaflamo?
YohL Rolling On New Tiles Already Flaming Largely At My Ostrich.
Justin: Alrighty then. Horo?
Horo:SUE THE BASTARDS
Justin:Can you count to schfifty five?
Horo: Shwam,doo,two and heif,scheven,schfourteen-teen,schwenty-one,schwenty seven hief,27,37 WHAT YOU SAY?!
Justin:Correct! (link 100) Lyserg?
Lyserg:(humming to himself) badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom........
Justin: Alrighty ... Anywho,do you know what the name of the first man on the moon?
Lyserg: How about hide-and-go-:Duck yourself? (link 0)
Justin: I am shocked and appaled! at least I will be once the morphine wears off but for now........(dancing around wildly)Butterfly in the skyyyyyy..............oh and it's time to vote
Voice: Technically the strongest link was me.I'm special
Justin: Ok time's up let's see who you voted for
Manta:Al Gore
Yoh:Manta
Anna:Ciderman
Ren:Manta
Lyserg:Anna
Justin:Manta with two votes,you are the weakest link, now get out so I can go home and watch Who wants to marry my dad!
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''AFTER THE SHOW
Manta: Whatever.I only went on the show so I could show people that midgets can overcome adversity and win....but I didn't do that so I guess I'm just a good for nothing.....oh well I'm going to go party with Al Gore cause he understands failure like me 0 w00t w00t!
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Will: MAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! Three chapters done! And they're only going to get better (hopefully)
(in the background) Mai: DAMN THOSE CRESCENT MOOOOOOONS!
Will:oopsee doopsee smoopsee gotta give Mai her happy pills :)
Mai(author's weird friend):....................fromage ;)
Will: Enjoy! (walks off to go watch Fiesta Poloticos)
P.S: We don't own the rights to Who wants to marry my dad,Dr Phil.Al Gore,M&M's or G-Unit,obviously...and if you did,good for you you're a retard
=============================================================================
Justin: (looking through a catologue)that's a nice shirt...one day I'll buy that shirt
Manta: you need help.........professional help(running around)DR PHIL! DR PHIL!
(Dr Phil walks in)
Dr Phil: a relationship with problems is a problem relationship
Ren: oh you betcha yeah
Justin: Can you leave please?
Dr Phil: Whatever,but by me leaving you'll only be leaving yourself (walks off the stage as audience cheers and applaudes)
Fat woman with no life: I wanna have your baby!!
Horo Horo: Don't be a haaaaaaaaaaaaater,be a looooooooover
Yoh(who just visited a Swedish art exhibit) my hydvit is gassy
Lyserg: Manifleh?
Yoh: I seed mahh hydvit ees gassy u freeckeen dee loozerz (AN: Spelt that way for a reason)
Ren:: I wish I had Mr Mustard here with me.........
Justin: Mr Mustard?
Ren: Yes.....He was my very first pet platapus. I got him when I was 2
Horo: Wouldn't the platapus be dead by now?
Ren::........NOT IN MY MIND!!! (starts sobbing)
Justin:.....(sings) Fire! We on Fire! (all start dancing including Al Gore)
Al: You are hearing me talk.
Yoh: Al Gore is very popular with my chiwawa Gary.
(Gary mauls Al Gore)
Al: (in monotonal voice) No.No. Please stop. I have to much to live for (thinks) wait no I don't
All: (all fall asleep from Al Gore's boring voice)
Justin:(wakes up) DOES YOUR AUNT KATHY EVER BRING YOU CHICKEN?!........Oh, it's you people.....Lets start the questions then.
Lyserg: I'm trapped in a glass case of EMOTION!
Justin:Riiiighhhtttt.....Anna?
Anna: I am a gangster trumpet player....Yo.
Justin: Flah?
Anna: I dont like player haters. What? You want to start some beef yo?
Justin:(scared) No ma'am.
Anna: Oh, so you want my size ten nike's up yo ass?This is my house
Justin:(quickly) What is the capital of Northern Katanathe, home of the worlds largest hoe.....the gardening tool of course
Anna: ........(bolt of lightening) MY CROTCH!
Justin: No.(link 0)
Anna: YO!!!!! THAT WACK DAWG!(plays rap trumpet music)
Lyserg:OMG LOL!!!!11 (AN: Thats supposed to be like that)
Manta: DUDES! I JUST REALIZED! I AM THE HYD IN THE WORD HYDVIT!
Horo:Dude........Trippy.
Justin: Next question. Manta?
Manta:(singing)Drugsdrugsdrugsdrugs!
Justin:(dances)Hey, why am I dancing?
Yoh: Well, after the last show, we stuck some crayons up your nose.They had to remove 5% of your brain.
Justin:Me lose brain? Uh oh! Next answer
Horo: You mean question
Justin: Okee dokee purple squirell!
All of a sudden a screen pops down and there is a video of a clown making balloon animals
Yoh: AAAAAAHHH IT'S THE CLOWN FROM MY DREAMS! THAT BASTARD KILLED MY PARENTS
Justin: What is the newest song by Nelly Furtado?
Manta: FORKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin: No it's Forca.
Manta: FORKA! (sings)
It is the pie flowing right on through your veins
And it's the feeling that you're oh so full. Yay!
It is the moment you remember you're a pie
It is the fork you eat with, the spoon and the knife
I need a forka, I need a forka, I need a forka so i can eat some pie (eat some pie)
I need a forka, not a knifa, not a spoona not a spork it's not a lie
Justin:WTF?! (Link 0)
Anna: Did you notice my trumpet solo?
All:...........no
Anna: (throws stars angrily) BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Horo:;(sings) Turn the beat around! Love to hear percussion!
Anna: (plays trumpet and ruins the song)
Horo: Dude! You threw off my groove.
Manta: Im sorry you have thrown off the emperor's groove.
Anna: And what are you going to do about it,(opposed to G Unit) GAY UNIT!
All: OOOOH! GOT SERVED!
Audience Member: You so wack, you got a pizza with mushrooms!!
All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! (start dancing around with their hands around their mouths)
Manta: That last one didnt make sense.
Anna: Pfft! Says you midget! (throws stars at him)
Justin: Next question.Ren?
Ren::(eating M&M's) Mmfh?
Justin:...........Who is the greatest hero of all time?
Ren:CIDERMAN! (sings) Ciderman, Ciderman, buys a lot of cider......man! Drinks cider, makes cider pies, any type of cider he buys! Look out! Here comes a Ciderman! Here comes a Cidermannnnnnn!!!! link 100
Yoh: RONTAFLAMO!
Justin: Rontaflamo?
YohL Rolling On New Tiles Already Flaming Largely At My Ostrich.
Justin: Alrighty then. Horo?
Horo:SUE THE BASTARDS
Justin:Can you count to schfifty five?
Horo: Shwam,doo,two and heif,scheven,schfourteen-teen,schwenty-one,schwenty seven hief,27,37 WHAT YOU SAY?!
Justin:Correct! (link 100) Lyserg?
Lyserg:(humming to himself) badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom........
Justin: Alrighty ... Anywho,do you know what the name of the first man on the moon?
Lyserg: How about hide-and-go-:Duck yourself? (link 0)
Justin: I am shocked and appaled! at least I will be once the morphine wears off but for now........(dancing around wildly)Butterfly in the skyyyyyy..............oh and it's time to vote
Voice: Technically the strongest link was me.I'm special
Justin: Ok time's up let's see who you voted for
Manta:Al Gore
Yoh:Manta
Anna:Ciderman
Ren:Manta
Lyserg:Anna
Justin:Manta with two votes,you are the weakest link, now get out so I can go home and watch Who wants to marry my dad!
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''AFTER THE SHOW
Manta: Whatever.I only went on the show so I could show people that midgets can overcome adversity and win....but I didn't do that so I guess I'm just a good for nothing.....oh well I'm going to go party with Al Gore cause he understands failure like me 0 w00t w00t!
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Will: MAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! Three chapters done! And they're only going to get better (hopefully)
(in the background) Mai: DAMN THOSE CRESCENT MOOOOOOONS!
Will:oopsee doopsee smoopsee gotta give Mai her happy pills :)