Hiya folks this is my second fanfic. I wanted to make something stupid so I did! Have fun!

::Chapter 1: Now just hold on a minute!:::

A screech.

A Scream.

A bike flying over a car.

"Yusuke, I think you hit someone" Kuwabara said calmly after Yusuke hit a bump on the road.

Kurama looked pale. "Yusuke you hit someone!" he said. Yusuke pulled over, looking just as pale as they approached the person they hit. A girl, no oldere then 16, with short brown hair and blue eyes (they were open) She wore a tye-dyed shirt, had on a pinkish backpack and was listening to a cd player. She was shivering slightly as the music was still playing. (I'll give you the English translation)

I can hear a whistling farther than yesterday
I collect the scattered pieces
I hold them tightly in my right hand, and softly close my eyes

Knife-like moonlight rains down
On a night that freezes even the horizon
Alone in that wilderness, hugging my knee
I strain to hear the song of the wind

Those who do not know a sleepless night
Cannot become strong; that is the rule

I can hear whistling farther than the stars and the skies
It's the words of someone's prayer
I hold them tightly in my right hand, and softly close my eyes

A thing that's even sadder than loneliness
Is not realizing that loneliness
No matter how freezing the night, under the earth
Warmth is hidden

Rather than being a bird that is trapped in a cage
I would become a nameless stone.....

Kuwabara listened to the music. "Not only does it sound like shorty's singing this song, but the lyrics are awfully sad." He said. The girl sat up, still shaking and holding her arm. She had brusies all over. When she finnaly spoke, her voice was shaking.

"Who's the dead bastard who hit me?"

Yusuke sweat dropped. "I'm really sorry I wasn't watching where I was going!" He sounded freaked out. The girl stared at him. "Am I in heaven?" She said, then looked at Kuwabara. "GAH! NO! KUWABARA'S HERE I'M IN THE OTHER PLACE!" She began shaking violently. "And why the hell are you holding my cd player? Great now I'm going to have to serialize that!" A silver car pulled up next to them, and a boy about 18 stepped out. he had long hair (for a boy) with a mushroom cut, only his hair was wavy. he ran up to the girl.

"Maki, Maki? Are you alright? what happened?" He said looking worried.

She spoke. "Tell Barbara what happened, and then call Sean to see if he will cover my shift." She nodded as she spoke. The guy sweat dropped. "Maki don't worry about work. You just got hit by a car!"

"Yusuke's driving sucks, I'm ok. only a few scrapes and bruises. John just go tell Barbara"

John shook his head. "I'm taking you to the hospital Maki, get up if you can."

Maki stood and wobbled. She then walked over to Yusuke who's still freaking out. Then she kicked him in the nuts.

"Don't masturbate while driving Urameshi!" she yelled. She walked away and mumbled. 'Stupid hallucinations.'

"Wait" Kurama said. "At least let us make it up to you!" Maki turned around and smiled. "ok Hallucination, hook me up with Hiei and all will be forgiven." The trio sweat dropped.

"YAY!" Maki chirrped. She started bouncing up and down, apparently, she wasn't hurt bad.

Elsewhere.....

Inu-Yasha held his nose high in the air.

"Well" He began. "I haven't a clue where we ware but I smell some demons close by" He said to Kagome and Shippo who were behind him. Kagome looked around.

"Think doesn't look a thing like Japan in 1997." She said.

"Over there" Inu-Yasha said and started running. to the direction of the car accident.

By the time they got there, Maki had refused to go to the hospital with John and was arguing with Kuwabara.

"There" He said, pointing to Kurama.

Kurama knew Hiei was there the whole time, he just showed himself because of what Maki had said.

Inu-Yasha had approached them. It got Maki's attention and she squealed and ran over to feel his ears. She then grabbed Shippo and 'adopted' him. John just stood there are tried to absorb it all.

After a few minutes, Maki finally spoke. "So Inu, what are you doing here?"

"Feh" was his response. "I smelled some demons so I figures I'd come over to check it out."

Maki blinked.

"Oh, you mean these three?" She said, pointing to Hiei and Kurama, each with one hand. She grunted and pointed to Yusuke with her foot.

John spoke. "Why are characters from Inu-Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho here?"

He killed it. He really did.

::End::

yup John is real. Maki isn't my real name but the character's biased on me. Wait till the next chapter where the Vegetable and Goku come in...I have no life.