ryuusei: not only do I have writer's block, but I'm lazy and tired, so 'm going to TRY. TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY!

snoozer: (from hamtaro) if at first you don't succeed, twy twy again.

hiei: :poking hamster with katana: is it edible?

ryuusei: I would think so. but don't eat snoozer :cuddles:

hiei: :wide-eyed: she loves the hamster more then me?

inu: she loves everything more then you.

ryuusei: not tru! :glomps hiei:

hiei: heh heh let's get a room.

ryuusei: ....ok! :drags Hiei off:

:::Chapter 3: Every time you masturbate, Koenma kills a kitty:::

Maki started stuttering. "I-I-I'm a f-f-ire d-d-dee-demon?" she asked. Koenma nodded.

"Hn I thought you knew" Hiei said from the other side of the room.

"why, why didn't I know?" Maki asked again.

"You're parents never told you, take it out on them. If you want to train, I'm sure Hiei wouldn't mind." Koenma replied.

Hiei scoffed "I would mind" Koenma glared at him.

"Well hiei you're the only fire demon we have, and Maki is going to be the newest addition to the reikai tantei so you will be training her." Koenma said with a growl.

Hiei growled back, the two had a growling contest. Koenma decided to be mean because he snapped his fingers and said "reikai jail" Hiei was dragged away by two overly muscular Oni, Hiei was kicking and yelling.

Maki watched and shrugged. It was funny. Her stomach started growling, along with Goku and Vegeta's.

Maki held her tummy. "I'm hungry" She said, looking around for food. Goku followed Maki and as soon as she noticed, she growled at him.

"Stupid carrot, go away" she grumbled. Goku took a few steps back.

"There's no food here" Koenma said quietly.

"Come on let's go back to the McDonalds!" Yusuke said, everyone nodded and left.

After about 3 hours of hanging out at the McDonalds, Hiei walked back in, looking as pissed off as hell.

As he walked in, Maki tackled him to the ground, laying between his legs. Hiei blushed, everyone else snickered.

Maki rested her head on his chest as Hiei looked away. She wrapped her arms around him.

"Hey Hiei, did you get a sun burn or are you blushing?" Goku asked. Everyone snickered harder.

"Fire demons don't get sun burns" He muttered. He poked the top of Maki's head. "Get off onna" he growled. Maki frowned and got off, she picked up Shippo and started cuddling him, who didn't really mind. Hell Shippo just wanted to cop a feel. He wiggled his back against her breasts, Maki blushed and put him down.

"right" Kagome started "Now how are we going to get out of here?" She asked, looking to inu-yasha who shrugged.

Everybody looked around to one another. "I kinda like it here" Inu-yasha said. Kagome smacked him in the back of his head. Inu-yasha winced. "What did you do that for onna?" He grumbled.

Kurama chuckled. "Onna must not be only Hiei's choice word for women" the reikai tantei chuckled and Maki rushed over to Hiei, who by this point has stood up and was leaning against a wall. She put an arm around his waist., and kissed his cheek. He blushed.

Maki chuckled and rested her head on his shoulder. Hiei grunted and walked away. Maki frowned and turned to the rest of the group and put an arm around Inu-yasha. This made Kagome jealous and when she went over to Maki to slap her, Maki grabbed Kagome's boobs. Kagome blushed and walked away. Maki just stared.

"I was expecting to be slapped." She said, watching Kagome with a blush on her face.

Kagome sat down some-what close to Maki, a blush still on her face.

"Wow, Maki you sure like to flirt with peoples" Shippo said, nodding.

"It's my favrite past time, right hiei?" Maki said, turning to Hiei, who just grunted.

Yusuke decided to have some fun with this. "Hmm I agree flirting his fun" he said, putting an arm around Maki and kissed her lips softly. Maki wrapped ehr arms around his and kisses back, everyone watched, even Hiei and Kagome, who were as pissed as hell.

::End::

ryuusei: heh heh don't get mad at me for where this is going. I'm a little lost myself.