ryuusei: Now before I begin, I'd like to start off with talking to my reviewers..... m-python-girl, don't sick the religous peoples on me x.x dats not nice. And this fic isn't logical. I'm not a logical person...........for crying out loud I think waffles are going to rule the earth!
hiei: :eat waffle: hmpf?
ryuusei: Hiei, since when did you eat ningen food?
hiei: since I'm to lazy to make myself food. :scratches ass:
ryuusei: ...inu, get out of the Hiei costume.....
inu: :grumbles and takes the hiei outfit off: but I like being Hiei!
:::Chapter 4: Save the trees, wipe your ass with a bunny!::
So yes...where did we leave off again? oh yea me....errrrrrr Maki and Yusuke were making out in a McDonalds, with everyone watching, inculding the jealous Hiei and Kagome.
Hiei turned to Kagome. "I don't know how onna, but this is all your fault."
Kagome glared at him. "It's war mister."
Now the mental picture in Kuwabara's mind was simple, It was a boxing match, Hiei vs Kagome, the winner takes Maki.
Ding Ding, Round 1.
Kagome kicked Hiei in the nuts. Maki didn't like that so Kagome got scolded. Hiei nded up winning the first match.
Now this was really happening, the two were really fighting, and right now Hiei was on the floor holding his nuts. Maki just HAD to say something.
"Ya know the bigger fish can get hurt easier..." Hiei blushes. He got it. Goku and Vegeta didn't seem to.
"I don't get it" Goku said, scratching the back of his head.
"Well you're a moron!" Maki yelled and smacked him.
Kurama coughed and turned to Goku and Vegeta wand whispered something to them.
"oh I get it now" Goku said.
"THAT'S JUST SICK" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.
Hiei started cleaning a ear with his pinky. "Must you be so loud ningen?" He grunted, still hunched over in pain.
"Yea that's Hiei for you, he gets kicked in the nuts but he still has time for threats" Maki sighed. Yusuke chuckled. "Hey I said something like that at the Dark Tornament didn't I?" He asked. Maki nodded.
Maki suddenly dived behind the counter, got scolded by John and someone else, and came back with a chocolate shake. She noticed Hiei was watching her from the floor, apparently he wanted some of the shake. Maki shook her head and sat down infront of him, resting her foot on his head.
"Hiei, I have the sudden urge to dye your hair a bright neon pink" she said, looking at him.
"Don't even try onna" he muttered. Maki chuckled. Then she yawned.
"mah I'm tired" she said, resting her head on the table and started to sleep.
Kuwabara started poking her with shippo, whoo has turned into a stick. A very looong stick (to avoid getting hurt). Maki twitched and stirred in her sleep for a moment, she then bit poor Shippo and went back to sleep.
::End::
ryuusei :stribbling something down: Notwe to self: don't write chapters when sleepy.
hiei: :looks at clock: it's midnight onna go to bed.
ryuusei: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:snort:
hiei: :sighs and picks her up: fine, I'll bring you to bed. "plops her on the bed and tucks her under the covers. He kissed her forehead goonight:.....Well that was OOC.....
Narrator: Hello fellow ryuusei fans! Read her other fanfics. She needs to feel loved!
hiei:....she is loved...
narrator: hmmm and is she loved by you Hiei?
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hiei: :eat waffle: hmpf?
ryuusei: Hiei, since when did you eat ningen food?
hiei: since I'm to lazy to make myself food. :scratches ass:
ryuusei: ...inu, get out of the Hiei costume.....
inu: :grumbles and takes the hiei outfit off: but I like being Hiei!
:::Chapter 4: Save the trees, wipe your ass with a bunny!::
So yes...where did we leave off again? oh yea me....errrrrrr Maki and Yusuke were making out in a McDonalds, with everyone watching, inculding the jealous Hiei and Kagome.
Hiei turned to Kagome. "I don't know how onna, but this is all your fault."
Kagome glared at him. "It's war mister."
Now the mental picture in Kuwabara's mind was simple, It was a boxing match, Hiei vs Kagome, the winner takes Maki.
Ding Ding, Round 1.
Kagome kicked Hiei in the nuts. Maki didn't like that so Kagome got scolded. Hiei nded up winning the first match.
Now this was really happening, the two were really fighting, and right now Hiei was on the floor holding his nuts. Maki just HAD to say something.
"Ya know the bigger fish can get hurt easier..." Hiei blushes. He got it. Goku and Vegeta didn't seem to.
"I don't get it" Goku said, scratching the back of his head.
"Well you're a moron!" Maki yelled and smacked him.
Kurama coughed and turned to Goku and Vegeta wand whispered something to them.
"oh I get it now" Goku said.
"THAT'S JUST SICK" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.
Hiei started cleaning a ear with his pinky. "Must you be so loud ningen?" He grunted, still hunched over in pain.
"Yea that's Hiei for you, he gets kicked in the nuts but he still has time for threats" Maki sighed. Yusuke chuckled. "Hey I said something like that at the Dark Tornament didn't I?" He asked. Maki nodded.
Maki suddenly dived behind the counter, got scolded by John and someone else, and came back with a chocolate shake. She noticed Hiei was watching her from the floor, apparently he wanted some of the shake. Maki shook her head and sat down infront of him, resting her foot on his head.
"Hiei, I have the sudden urge to dye your hair a bright neon pink" she said, looking at him.
"Don't even try onna" he muttered. Maki chuckled. Then she yawned.
"mah I'm tired" she said, resting her head on the table and started to sleep.
Kuwabara started poking her with shippo, whoo has turned into a stick. A very looong stick (to avoid getting hurt). Maki twitched and stirred in her sleep for a moment, she then bit poor Shippo and went back to sleep.
::End::
ryuusei :stribbling something down: Notwe to self: don't write chapters when sleepy.
hiei: :looks at clock: it's midnight onna go to bed.
ryuusei: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:snort:
hiei: :sighs and picks her up: fine, I'll bring you to bed. "plops her on the bed and tucks her under the covers. He kissed her forehead goonight:.....Well that was OOC.....
Narrator: Hello fellow ryuusei fans! Read her other fanfics. She needs to feel loved!
hiei:....she is loved...
narrator: hmmm and is she loved by you Hiei?
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