Duo and Heero sighed heavily.
"God help us." Heero said.
"He can't and he doesn't want to. He's busy!"
A blonde and pink blur whooshed through and suddenly, Heero was on the ground. "Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooo!" Relena shouted into Heero's face. "I'm sooo happy to see you!"
Duo tried to inch away towards the door.
"DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE!" Heero cried out.
"But…but…"
"NOOO!"
"DUO!" Relena cried.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried as Relena hugged him.
He plopped over with fright. Heero got up and looked at him. "See, look what you did, Relena! Now, I have to go wake him up." Heero told her as an excuse.
"No!" She spoke.
"YES!" He yelled.
"Eep… okay…" She answered, running away.
"Good girl."
Duo's eyes popped open. "Yay!"
"Shut up!" Heero hissed. "Do you want her to-"
"Was that Duo I heard?"
Both groaned in horror.
"I'll kill you for this," Heero said, threateningly.
"Eep." Duo squeaked.
"No!" He answered Relena.
"Okay, I'm going to go to the building that I heard was going to blow up, okay?"
"Okay, go get killed… Oh, I mean, go have fun!"
"Okay, bye!"
"Bye," they said cheerily.
Duo looked thoughtful. "I don't believe in a God, but I think I'll go pray for her death."
"Good idea." Heero chimed.
"Bye." Duo scurried off.
"Bye."