Disclaimer: Here that silence? That means we don't have a buttload of cash from writing outrageously famous books. So don't sue =P
A/N: This is something incredibly stupid and pointless I happened to write with my little bro. You could probably just tell from that last sentence I was mentally (or physically...?) high when I asked him to write this with me...
Sushi: I AM NOT RELATED TO FISH! We don't have cash and the underwear I'm wearing isn't mine
Geeky Blue Strawberry: He is King Sushi of the Dead Fish and I am Queen Lily of the Magical World! Together we shall RULE the WoOoOoOoOrLd!!!
Sushi: NOT FISH RELATED!!! Enjoy our story...
Geeky Blue Strawberry: Or else...
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Harry: RON! Did you happen to steal all of my knickers again?
Ron: No! Yes! It was the spiders! THEY THREATENED ME WITH TAP DANCING! [eye twitch]
Hermione: ...
Ginny: I want your knickers, Harry!
Hermione: I myself prefer Dobby's...
All: ...
Draco: FRIENDS! We meet again! [hugs them all] I missed you all so much!
Harry: Uh...where were you...
Draco: The loo. Counting flies on my poo.
Ginny: We need a plot.
Dumbledore: Shall we ponder the damn everlasting twinkle of my eye?
All: No.
Dumbledore: Oh. Would you care for a lemon drop?
All: No.
Remus: How about chocolate?
Harry: Why??
Remus: It'll make you feel better.
Ron: Whatever.
Harry: Might as well.
Snape: Damn that milky chocolate goodness.
Sirius: I'M NOT DEAD!
Hermione: Actually you are dead this is just some silly fanfiction but in reality you are dead because of that dark and mysterious veil in the Department of Mysteries hence the mysterious veil that you died by falling through that made Harry go into a state of clinical depression by and Remus I'm sure to be depressed as well but we wouldn't quite know as Jo never really bothers to enlighten anyone on his feelings which makes him such a lovable character that everyone wants to hug. Furthermore, I...
Ginny: [slaps Hermione all sixes and sevens]
Ron: [slaps Ginny for slapping his girlfriend]
Harry: [slaps Ron for slapping his girlfriend]
Snape: [slaps Harry for fun]
Sirius: [slaps Snivellus because he can]
Draco: [slaps Snape for hitting his secret crush]
Gred and Forge: [slaps everyone in greeting] Greetings, salutations, and what up all!
Sirius: Doesn't anyone care that I'm not dead?!
Harry: Of course we care...HUG PILE!
All: [jump on Sirius]
Sirius: [muffled] Enough love...
Harry: OH SHUT UP!
All: [continue hugging]
Dumbledore: No one cares about the damn everlasting twinkle in my eye?
Snape: [pokes one of Dumbledore's eyes out]
Fred: There,...
George: ...now every time...
Fred: ...someone gets tired...
George: ...of the damn everlasting twinkle...
Fred: ...they can just...
George: ...tell you to...
Fred: ...shut the one eye...
George: ...that twinkles for damn ever,...
Fred: ...but if they want...
George: ...the damn everlasting twinkle...
Fred: ...they can just...
George: ...tell you to open...
Fred: ...the eye that has...
George: ...the damn everlasting twinkle!
Hermione: Aren't they just the sexiest twins alive? Next to the Olsen twins of course...
Ron: Your sexy too my little Mione muffin!!
Hermione: Ron, remember the restraining order...you have to stay twenty meters away...
Ron: [small voice] Fine... [backs away]
Ginny: Dude, where's the friggin' plot? Where? Do you see it? 'Cause I sure as hell don't!!!
Draco: Let's all go on a treasure hunt for the plot!
All: Cool! Yay! [go on treasure hunt for the plot]
James: Here's the plot!
All: Where?!
James: It's me! I'm not dead either!
Snape: Don't expect a hug pile...
Lily: I'm back too!
Snape: I said nothing...
Harry: Daddy!!! And Mummy!!! I missed you so much!!!
Mummy..er-Lily: Oh, we missed you too honey!
Daddy...er-James: Come here son...
Harry: [goes and hugs his not dead parents]
All: Aww...
[inspirational music plays]
Snape: Okay now, TOO SERIOUS!
Sirius: Hey...
Ginny: So do we have a plot or not?
Remus: I do believe not...
Hermione: I know how we can amuse ourselves until we find a plot...
All: How?!
Hermione: [grins maliciously and holds out a giant stuffed spider]
Ron: AHahAHahAHahAHahAH!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!! [runs screaming like a banshee]
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A/N: Okay, that was odd. To give credit to those who deserve it (and because we are deathly afraid of lawyers):
Draco: The loo. Counting flies on my poo. -Rednex song
Gred and Forge: [see up] Greetings, salutations, and what up all! -POA in 15 min. author
So that was that, and we shall be back...
Sushi: I love you all...like friends...
Geeky Blue Strawberry: I would be afraid...PLEASE REVIEW!