Duo ran into Wufei. "Woofy! Woof, woof!"

"What do you want stupid?" Wufei rudely asked.

"Oh, go bark up a tree."

"INJUSTICE, YOU STUPID IDIOT!"

Duo looked at him with puppy dog eyes. "Woof."

Wufei's face got red. "I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Wait until I finish praying," Duo advised before walking off.

Woofie (oops, i mean wufei) smacked a smirk on his face.

"Hehehe." He tiptoed behind Duo. He put his face behind Duo's shoulder. "What ya doing?"

Duo punched him in the face. "Amen."

"OW!"

Duo chuckled. "Oh, and please don't let woof-dog kill me."

"I'LL TORTURE YOU PAST DEATH!" Wufei (heh, heh) threatened.

Duo got up from his kneel. "Don't make me come down there. I can smush you like a little bug."

"Grrrr," was Wufei's only response.

"Heheehehehehe," Duo smirked. "Come here little puppy, I wanna pet you. Come here."

Wufei stomped off. "You shall feel the wrath of Nataku!" He warned.

"Bark." Duo called after her, (oops, i did it again!) him.

"You're so mean!" Quatre said, popping up from nowhere. Duo was momentarily blinded by his pink shirt.

"Oh, no. Relena! Run! Animals of the forest, run!" He took a breath. "Be freeee!"

"Duo, you're being rude," Quatre admonished.

Duo fluttered his eyelashes. "I'm so sorry, massa Quatre. Please forgive me." He puckered his lips and fluttered his eyelashes again.

"It's okay, Duo," Quatre assured.

Duo rolled his eyes. "Yay," he said, with sarcasm. "Where did you come from?"

"Spandex world."

Duo blinked. "You came...from Heero's...pants?!"

"No, just my face!"

"AHHHHH!"

"What?"

"YOUR FACE HAS PEICES OF HEERO'S PANTS IN IT?!" Duo screeched.

"It does? Can you point to where? or get it off for me?"

"NOOOOOOO!" Duo runs away screaming and runs into Heero.

"Get away, you freak!"

"What?" Heero asked.

"Quatre? You? Your pants?" Heero got a confused look.

"Oh, yeah. Heero Yui not me."

"Oh, thank god." Duo gasped in the air. "Wait...no, I dont believe in God..."

"Allah is the one." Quatre said brightly.

"Thank you, Shinigami!" Duo shouted, plugging his ears.

"Shut up, Duo!" Heero hissed. "You might get Relena from that damned building, and then what?"

"Ooops!" Duo quickly covered his mouth, but it was too late.

"Heeero! Is something wrong?"

Heero bashed Duo on the head.

"No, Duo's still sleeping."

"Okay, tell him I love him. I love you, too!"

"EWWWWWWWWWW!" Duo screamed.

"Duo!" Relena said.

Heero quickly knocked him out. "Everythings fine." Heero called. "He's just...thinking in his sleep. Real hard!"

Quatre's brow furrowed. "Lying's rude, Heero." He admonished.

Heero glared at him and knocked him out too. "Ahh..." He said," silence once more."