Disclaimer: We own Harry Potter. Simple as that. You see we put Jo in a
trance and told her to send our story to the publishers because we already
had enough money and we like our private life. She secretly gave us the
rights to it though we told her to pretend they were hers. It's all part of
our secret plan to RULE the WoOoOoOoOrLd!!!
Sushi: Geeky Blue Strawberry?
Geeky Blue Strawberry: Hm?
Sushi: Why are men in white standing behind us?...
A/N: Because we got reviews and because I must still be high, we have decided to write another part in the Quest for a Plot! Still doesn't make sense, still has no meaning, but that's why we are writing it =P
Sushi: I hope you enjoy this part as much as the other one and I am still wearing underwear that is not mine.
Geeky Blue Strawberry: Nothing else to say...
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Ron: So why do we wear pants Harry? I'm going to take mine off...
Harry: No! Please, I'm begging you, don't do such a vulgar thing!
Ron: [takes off pants]
Hermione: Wow! Ron, you have some great legs there! Skintimate, or not?
Ginny: This isn't helping our quest for the plot.
Remus: I think we've searched enough for one day.
Fred: I think...
George: ...we should have...
Both: ...A SLEEPOVER!!!
All: [stare]
Both: ...
Girls: YEAH!
Boys: Oh crap...
Ginny: Lets have it in the Gryffindor Common Room!
Draco: Why not the Slytherin Common Room?
Ginny: Because Gryffindors are the best...
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are!
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are!
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are because it's more warm and inviting and it has squishy chairs and couches!!!
Draco: Oh...lucky bastards...
Dumbledore: Oh what fun! Everyone go grab their fresh undies and meet back here in 30 minutes!
Snape: They might want to bring other necessities...like a sleeping bag...or a toothbrush...
Sirius: It doesn't matter! No plot, no sense...just meet in half an hour! Ready, set, GO!
All: [race off to find undies and other crap]
Ron: Harry, can I borrow some undies? I seem to have lost mine...
Harry: Go ask Hermione...this is my last pair!
Snape: [muttering to self] Pink sleeping bag? Or purple...
Ginny: Ron! You can borrow my undies!
Hermione: I already gave him mine.
Remus: Sirius, should I bring my Cher CD?
Sirius: If you want to! I'm already bringing my Britney Spears CD!
Dumbledore: Personally, I rather like D12...
Fred: Shall we bring our identical to the thread sleeping bags?
George: Of course! We should also bring our identical to the bristle toothbrushes...
James: Lily! You got my nail polish?
Lily: Yeah! You got my leg waxer?
Half An Hour: [passes]
All: [in common room]
Hermione: So...
All: [silent]
Remus: What do we do?
Sirius: Spin the Bottle?
All: NO!
Draco: Truth or Dare?
All: NO!!!
Ron: Hide and Seek?
All: wOoT!
Dumbledore: I will be doing the seeking! [stands by wall and hides face] I'll count to 50! Go! 1, 2, 3...
Harry: [hides]
Ron: [hides]
Hermione: [hides]
Ginny: [hides]
Draco: [hides]
Remus: [hides]
Sirius: [hides]
James: [hides]
Lily: [hides]
Snape: [hides]
Fred and George: [stand in middle of room unmoving]
Ginny: [loudly whispering] What are you two doing!
Fred: If we don't move, he won't see us!
Hermione: But that theory has been discredited!
George: Whatever...
Dumbledore: 48, 49, 50! Ready or not, here I come! [finds all but Fred and George in 9.2 seconds] Where are Fred and George! The sneaky devils are good at hiding! [stands one foot away facing them] Hm, I wonder where they are...
Hermione: [proceeds to repeatedly smack head against wall]
Fred and George: [giggle]
Remus: Wait! My wolfy senses are tingling! [walks and bumps into the sneaky devils] Woah! Whozair?
Fred and George: [move]
Dumbledore: Oh! There you are.
All: [silent]
Snape: Now what?
James: Let's roast cheese by the fire!
Ron: Ooh! Wait! I'll get it! [pulls out wand and concentrates real hard] Appearus Cheekium!
Spongebob Squarepants: [appears] Hi!
Hermione: Ron you imbecile! Its not 'Cheekium', it's 'Cheesium! [points wand at Spongebob Squarepants] Gobackto Yourworldus!
Spongebob Squarepants: Bye! [disappears]
Hermione: Appearus Cheesium!
Cheese: [appears] Hi!
All: [spear the cheese] Cheesy roasting! Cheesy roasting! Cheesy roasting!
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
A/N: So, join us next time for the sleeping part of the sleepover! That's the best =P This probably wasn't as funny as the last one, but that's life, get a helmet!
Sushi: NOT RELATED TO FISH! I love you all...as friends...
Geeky Blue Strawberry: SEE! The more love you give, the more you get back! PLEASE REVIEW! Then love will fill the air! They might clog Remus' wolfy senses, but whatever...=D
Sushi: Geeky Blue Strawberry?
Geeky Blue Strawberry: Hm?
Sushi: Why are men in white standing behind us?...
A/N: Because we got reviews and because I must still be high, we have decided to write another part in the Quest for a Plot! Still doesn't make sense, still has no meaning, but that's why we are writing it =P
Sushi: I hope you enjoy this part as much as the other one and I am still wearing underwear that is not mine.
Geeky Blue Strawberry: Nothing else to say...
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Ron: So why do we wear pants Harry? I'm going to take mine off...
Harry: No! Please, I'm begging you, don't do such a vulgar thing!
Ron: [takes off pants]
Hermione: Wow! Ron, you have some great legs there! Skintimate, or not?
Ginny: This isn't helping our quest for the plot.
Remus: I think we've searched enough for one day.
Fred: I think...
George: ...we should have...
Both: ...A SLEEPOVER!!!
All: [stare]
Both: ...
Girls: YEAH!
Boys: Oh crap...
Ginny: Lets have it in the Gryffindor Common Room!
Draco: Why not the Slytherin Common Room?
Ginny: Because Gryffindors are the best...
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are!
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are!
Draco: Not!
Ginny: Are because it's more warm and inviting and it has squishy chairs and couches!!!
Draco: Oh...lucky bastards...
Dumbledore: Oh what fun! Everyone go grab their fresh undies and meet back here in 30 minutes!
Snape: They might want to bring other necessities...like a sleeping bag...or a toothbrush...
Sirius: It doesn't matter! No plot, no sense...just meet in half an hour! Ready, set, GO!
All: [race off to find undies and other crap]
Ron: Harry, can I borrow some undies? I seem to have lost mine...
Harry: Go ask Hermione...this is my last pair!
Snape: [muttering to self] Pink sleeping bag? Or purple...
Ginny: Ron! You can borrow my undies!
Hermione: I already gave him mine.
Remus: Sirius, should I bring my Cher CD?
Sirius: If you want to! I'm already bringing my Britney Spears CD!
Dumbledore: Personally, I rather like D12...
Fred: Shall we bring our identical to the thread sleeping bags?
George: Of course! We should also bring our identical to the bristle toothbrushes...
James: Lily! You got my nail polish?
Lily: Yeah! You got my leg waxer?
Half An Hour: [passes]
All: [in common room]
Hermione: So...
All: [silent]
Remus: What do we do?
Sirius: Spin the Bottle?
All: NO!
Draco: Truth or Dare?
All: NO!!!
Ron: Hide and Seek?
All: wOoT!
Dumbledore: I will be doing the seeking! [stands by wall and hides face] I'll count to 50! Go! 1, 2, 3...
Harry: [hides]
Ron: [hides]
Hermione: [hides]
Ginny: [hides]
Draco: [hides]
Remus: [hides]
Sirius: [hides]
James: [hides]
Lily: [hides]
Snape: [hides]
Fred and George: [stand in middle of room unmoving]
Ginny: [loudly whispering] What are you two doing!
Fred: If we don't move, he won't see us!
Hermione: But that theory has been discredited!
George: Whatever...
Dumbledore: 48, 49, 50! Ready or not, here I come! [finds all but Fred and George in 9.2 seconds] Where are Fred and George! The sneaky devils are good at hiding! [stands one foot away facing them] Hm, I wonder where they are...
Hermione: [proceeds to repeatedly smack head against wall]
Fred and George: [giggle]
Remus: Wait! My wolfy senses are tingling! [walks and bumps into the sneaky devils] Woah! Whozair?
Fred and George: [move]
Dumbledore: Oh! There you are.
All: [silent]
Snape: Now what?
James: Let's roast cheese by the fire!
Ron: Ooh! Wait! I'll get it! [pulls out wand and concentrates real hard] Appearus Cheekium!
Spongebob Squarepants: [appears] Hi!
Hermione: Ron you imbecile! Its not 'Cheekium', it's 'Cheesium! [points wand at Spongebob Squarepants] Gobackto Yourworldus!
Spongebob Squarepants: Bye! [disappears]
Hermione: Appearus Cheesium!
Cheese: [appears] Hi!
All: [spear the cheese] Cheesy roasting! Cheesy roasting! Cheesy roasting!
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
A/N: So, join us next time for the sleeping part of the sleepover! That's the best =P This probably wasn't as funny as the last one, but that's life, get a helmet!
Sushi: NOT RELATED TO FISH! I love you all...as friends...
Geeky Blue Strawberry: SEE! The more love you give, the more you get back! PLEASE REVIEW! Then love will fill the air! They might clog Remus' wolfy senses, but whatever...=D