Duo walks up to Wufei and says, "you're a fag."

"INJUSTICE! You are the fag, with your long ass ponytail!"

"It's a braid!" Duo pouted. He then stuck his tongue out and started panting. "Woof!"

Woofy gace him an evil look. "I hate you, but yet, KISS ME!"

"Eww! Get away, fag!"

Just then, Quatre came in.

"Woofy?"

"Squat?"

Heero and Duo laughed at the names as Woofy and Squat hurried towards eachother and kissed.

Afterwards, they ran off together in the orange sunlight.

"Wooofffiieee!"

"Squuuuaaaaat!"

Hearts float above their heads as they twine their arms around eachother.

"Squats mine!" Trowa shouted.

"Bring it." Woofy told him.

"It's already been buroughten!"

"CAT FIGHT!" Heero screamed as they began to slap eachother.

Duo went away for a few seconds and came back with a bucket of popcorn.

"Super Headache Attack!" Trowa shouted, and pulled Wufei's hair.

"Scissor attack!" Wufei screamed and Trowa screamed like a ninny and ran away.

Wufei turned back, triumphantly.

"That was mean, Wufei." Quatre said, pouting.

"But... but..."

"I don't wanna be with you anymore. I want Trowa."

"You BITCH!" Wufei yelled, chasing Quatre in circles. "Get back here, you slut."

"Shut up, fag." Duo called, and Quatre went to hide behind Duo.

Wufei came up to Duo. "What was that, Ponytail boy?" He beat Duo up, mercilessly.

"Ow, that hurt. NOT!" Duo screamed in Wufei's ear.

"Shut up, or I'll bring Relena."

"Nooooooooo!"

"Yessss." Wufei hissed.

"You can't you'll be tortured, too!"

"She's just a stupid woman."

"CHANG!" Wufei cringed at Sally's voice.

"Yes, masta? What ya need?"

Duo snickered. Wufei glared.

"Do my dishes!"

He left, muttering, "I have no right to pilot Nataku."

"No, you don't!" Sally yelled. Sally, then, saw Relena. "Hey, girl!" She yelled as the rest of them scurried away quickly.

They embraced. "Hi!" Relena squealed.

"Hi!"

"Hi!"

"Hi!"

"Hey, where's Heeeero?"

"Over there," Sally points to the bushes.

Heero paled to white. "AHHHHHHHH!"

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooo! I'm going to hug you, and kiss you, and pet you, and hug you, and take care of you." She said, in a dopey voice.

"I'm going to kill you, Sally. GET OVER HERE!" He screamed, chasing Sally, as Relena was chasing him. "Come here, help me Duo! Come here, TASKETE!"

Duo grabbed hold of Relena and threw her against the tree. She was knocked out from the force.

"Damn, and to think I shot Heero over her. Tisk." He shook his head, as Sally got ahold of herself.

"That was totally mean!" Sally exclaimed.

"Shut up, whore!" Heero screamed. "Go tell Barky to hurry up!"

She did just that, and soon later, the howl of "INJUSTICE" could be heard.