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Mouse trap
Chapter 2: Between consciousness and mice
InuYasha jumped and dove for the mouse but it ran into the nearby hole before InuYasha could get it. InuYasha smacked his head against the wall and feel over swirly-eyed.
Kagome screamed and ran over to her now unconscious husband. "INUYASHA! Are you ok?" Kagome picked InuYasha up and shook his shoulders. Kagome sighed when he didn't wake up. "Here we go again!" She picked up the dazed and confused man and carried him up the steps and walked into the kitchen with him in her arms. Kagome set InuYasha up in a chair and placed a small bowl of ramen in the microwave.
When the aroma began to fill the room, InuYasha's nose and ears began to twitch. After the microwave stopped beeping, Kagome took the ramen and placed it on the table in front of InuYasha. Immediately, InuYasha shot up and ate the whole bowl of ramen quicker than lightning.
"RAMEN! MINE!" InuYasha mumbled half out of it slurping the last noodle in his mouth.
"Works every time." Kagome whispered to herself. "Looks like you're back to normal honey."
"Oh eayh...ho haye...oohho aehy..." InuYasha tried to say falling back over.
"Wow...ok...DRASTIC MEASURES!" Kagome shouted running to the refrigerator. She dug through the whole thing and finally found a hug jar of dill pickles. Kagome walked back over to the sleeping InuYasha and dumped the whole jar of pickles on top of his head.
"WHAAAAA!! AAA!! PICKLES!" InuYasha screamed waving his arms frantically.
"Welcome back—"Kagome began to say.
"WOMAN! YOU ARE ANNOYING!! COME HERE!" InuYasha turned around to where Kagome was and kissed her madly.
'That's the only bad thing about pickles, they make him go crazy and be VERY passionate.' Kagome said and rolled her eyes. "Ok dear! NOW, can you PLEASE explain to me about this 'mice' thing."
"What mice thing?"
"THE REASON WHY YOU DIDN'T HELP ME WITH THE MORNING CHAOS! THE REASON WHY YOU RAN INTO THE WALL! THE REASON—"
"OK! Stop nagging woman!"
"I am NOT nagging!"
"You wanna bet?!"
"SIT BOY!"
"AAHH!!" InuYasha screamed falling into the pickle juice covered floor.
"Explain mister!" Kagome began to tap her foot.
'Sh!t, that's not good!' InuYasha said to himself while jumping off the floor. "Fine woman, I'll explain. I woke up after Kiana pounced on top of us and I began my usual morning routine. For some reason my senses perked up and I sensed something run around the house. I ran around sniffing the air and ended up in the basement where you found me trying to attack those annoying rodents! I want those fiends were gone!" InuYasha started shaking his fist while tears were running down his face (A/N: Ya know how those anime peeps are when they're talking about something and they have those streams of tears run down their face.).
"RETARD! Now we have MICE to deal with along with our kids, and our lives, and our jobs, and our—"Kagome began to complain.
"YOU'RE NAGGING AGAIN!"
"I am NOT!"
"You want to bet?!"
"SIT BOY!"
InuYasha flew into the ground again. Kagome picked up her dishrag and began to clean up the now smelling pickle juice. "Now what do you suppose we do now since we have mice?"
"HELLO! You have me woman! I can sniff those things out and kill them and shred them to pieces!"
"So then explain to me what happened earlier."
"It was a slight mishap!"
"I'm calling an exterminator." Kagome got up off the now clean floor and walked over to the phone. InuYasha darted in front of the phone and spread his arms out.
"THAT'S OK! It'll be cheaper if I do it! No extra expenses!" A sweat bullet ran down InuYasha's forehead while trying to compromise with his pissed-off wife.
"No matter what we do there will be extra costs! Either we can call an exterminator and our home will be on one piece OR if you try to get rid of the mice we misewell get a new home!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMAN!?"
"Remember what happened last month with the bathroom?"
"No."
"Idgit! Last month you saw those 'ladybugs' and flipped out. You claimed that you could do it yourself and ended up gassing out everyone BUT the ladybugs! We had to stay in a hotel for three days while the exterminator got rid of the bugs and degassed our house." Kagome stared at InuYasha and tapped her foot.
"Oh yeah!"
"Now you see why I don't want you to do it?"
"Nope."
"FREAK! Why do I try do anything with you anymore?!" Kagome began to sob.
InuYasha perked up from Kagome's high-pitched crying and put his hands on her shoulder's. "Ka...Kagome...honey..."
"Don't you honey me!!!" Kagome snapped walking out of the kitchen.
'B!tch!' InuYasha screamed inside of his head. 'I'm not going to run after you everytime!' InuYasha sighed to himself and went to find come cheese for the mice.
"AHHHH!!!!" Kagome screamed.
InuYasha stopped what he was doing when he heard Kagome's blood curdling scream. He ran to where Kagome was, which was in the family room, and screamed himself.
"INUYASHA!! Quit screaming like a girl and help me!" Kagome pleaded getting trampled over by hundreds of mice.
"What did you do woman?!" InuYasha asked trying to hit away all of the mice.
"NOTHING! I just came downstairs and all these rodents attacked me!"
InuYasha rolled his eyes and began barking at all the mice. He rounded them all up and sent the mice back down into the basement. Kagome lay exhausted on the floor and couldn't move. InuYasha noticed his helpless wife on the floor and helped her up.
"Well that's always good! Just send them down in the basement where they'll still be forever!" Kagome complained again.
"Shut up." InuYasha folded his arms and looked away.
"What do you suppose we do now smart one?"
"Get them!" InuYasha ran back to the basement door and tried to open it but was stopped by Kagome.
"WAIT BEFORE YOU DESTROY SOMETHING! Lets think of a plan first. I think we should get some bats, rackets, whatever and hit them when they come out again and then throw down some mouse traps." Kagome stated.
"No."
Kagome growled low. "What's your idea wise guy?"
"I think we should just do some good ol' old fashioned fighting!" InuYasha cracked his knuckles.
"In your life!" Kagome hit InuYasha in the head and he fell into the ground.
Kagome walked to the garage and got out some tennis rackets, baseball bats, mousetraps and a frying pan from the kitchen. She went back to the basement door where InuYasha was still on the ground. "C'mon hot cakes...lets roll!" Kagome cheered a bit dropping the baseball bat and tennis racket down at him.
"You like to hurt me, don't you?" InuYasha moaned.
"I wouldn't say that. I'd call it 'required control'. Let's get this thing over with!" Kagome helped InuYasha back up and slowly opened the door.
Immediately InuYasha jumped through the door screaming and waving his arms. Kagome opened the door the rest of the way and saw just InuYasha looking like an idiot. "Where'd all the mice go?!" Kagome asked puzzled.
"Huh?" InuYasha stopped and looked around. "Dang! What happened?"
"You're telling me!"
InuYasha ran back up the steps and brought Kagome down with him. They cautiously looked around each corner and watched out for each other's back. Just when they thought it was safe, all the mice came hurdling back at the two. The chaos took InuYasha by surprise and left Kagome standing by herself.
"OH MY GOSH! Mice are everywhere!" Kagome screamed throwing mouse traps everywhere and swinging her frying pan weapon to defend herself. The snapping of traps and pinging of little mice hitting the pan was the last thing Kagome heard when she finally became overcome by the terrorizing mice.
Mouse trap
Chapter 2: Between consciousness and mice
InuYasha jumped and dove for the mouse but it ran into the nearby hole before InuYasha could get it. InuYasha smacked his head against the wall and feel over swirly-eyed.
Kagome screamed and ran over to her now unconscious husband. "INUYASHA! Are you ok?" Kagome picked InuYasha up and shook his shoulders. Kagome sighed when he didn't wake up. "Here we go again!" She picked up the dazed and confused man and carried him up the steps and walked into the kitchen with him in her arms. Kagome set InuYasha up in a chair and placed a small bowl of ramen in the microwave.
When the aroma began to fill the room, InuYasha's nose and ears began to twitch. After the microwave stopped beeping, Kagome took the ramen and placed it on the table in front of InuYasha. Immediately, InuYasha shot up and ate the whole bowl of ramen quicker than lightning.
"RAMEN! MINE!" InuYasha mumbled half out of it slurping the last noodle in his mouth.
"Works every time." Kagome whispered to herself. "Looks like you're back to normal honey."
"Oh eayh...ho haye...oohho aehy..." InuYasha tried to say falling back over.
"Wow...ok...DRASTIC MEASURES!" Kagome shouted running to the refrigerator. She dug through the whole thing and finally found a hug jar of dill pickles. Kagome walked back over to the sleeping InuYasha and dumped the whole jar of pickles on top of his head.
"WHAAAAA!! AAA!! PICKLES!" InuYasha screamed waving his arms frantically.
"Welcome back—"Kagome began to say.
"WOMAN! YOU ARE ANNOYING!! COME HERE!" InuYasha turned around to where Kagome was and kissed her madly.
'That's the only bad thing about pickles, they make him go crazy and be VERY passionate.' Kagome said and rolled her eyes. "Ok dear! NOW, can you PLEASE explain to me about this 'mice' thing."
"What mice thing?"
"THE REASON WHY YOU DIDN'T HELP ME WITH THE MORNING CHAOS! THE REASON WHY YOU RAN INTO THE WALL! THE REASON—"
"OK! Stop nagging woman!"
"I am NOT nagging!"
"You wanna bet?!"
"SIT BOY!"
"AAHH!!" InuYasha screamed falling into the pickle juice covered floor.
"Explain mister!" Kagome began to tap her foot.
'Sh!t, that's not good!' InuYasha said to himself while jumping off the floor. "Fine woman, I'll explain. I woke up after Kiana pounced on top of us and I began my usual morning routine. For some reason my senses perked up and I sensed something run around the house. I ran around sniffing the air and ended up in the basement where you found me trying to attack those annoying rodents! I want those fiends were gone!" InuYasha started shaking his fist while tears were running down his face (A/N: Ya know how those anime peeps are when they're talking about something and they have those streams of tears run down their face.).
"RETARD! Now we have MICE to deal with along with our kids, and our lives, and our jobs, and our—"Kagome began to complain.
"YOU'RE NAGGING AGAIN!"
"I am NOT!"
"You want to bet?!"
"SIT BOY!"
InuYasha flew into the ground again. Kagome picked up her dishrag and began to clean up the now smelling pickle juice. "Now what do you suppose we do now since we have mice?"
"HELLO! You have me woman! I can sniff those things out and kill them and shred them to pieces!"
"So then explain to me what happened earlier."
"It was a slight mishap!"
"I'm calling an exterminator." Kagome got up off the now clean floor and walked over to the phone. InuYasha darted in front of the phone and spread his arms out.
"THAT'S OK! It'll be cheaper if I do it! No extra expenses!" A sweat bullet ran down InuYasha's forehead while trying to compromise with his pissed-off wife.
"No matter what we do there will be extra costs! Either we can call an exterminator and our home will be on one piece OR if you try to get rid of the mice we misewell get a new home!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMAN!?"
"Remember what happened last month with the bathroom?"
"No."
"Idgit! Last month you saw those 'ladybugs' and flipped out. You claimed that you could do it yourself and ended up gassing out everyone BUT the ladybugs! We had to stay in a hotel for three days while the exterminator got rid of the bugs and degassed our house." Kagome stared at InuYasha and tapped her foot.
"Oh yeah!"
"Now you see why I don't want you to do it?"
"Nope."
"FREAK! Why do I try do anything with you anymore?!" Kagome began to sob.
InuYasha perked up from Kagome's high-pitched crying and put his hands on her shoulder's. "Ka...Kagome...honey..."
"Don't you honey me!!!" Kagome snapped walking out of the kitchen.
'B!tch!' InuYasha screamed inside of his head. 'I'm not going to run after you everytime!' InuYasha sighed to himself and went to find come cheese for the mice.
"AHHHH!!!!" Kagome screamed.
InuYasha stopped what he was doing when he heard Kagome's blood curdling scream. He ran to where Kagome was, which was in the family room, and screamed himself.
"INUYASHA!! Quit screaming like a girl and help me!" Kagome pleaded getting trampled over by hundreds of mice.
"What did you do woman?!" InuYasha asked trying to hit away all of the mice.
"NOTHING! I just came downstairs and all these rodents attacked me!"
InuYasha rolled his eyes and began barking at all the mice. He rounded them all up and sent the mice back down into the basement. Kagome lay exhausted on the floor and couldn't move. InuYasha noticed his helpless wife on the floor and helped her up.
"Well that's always good! Just send them down in the basement where they'll still be forever!" Kagome complained again.
"Shut up." InuYasha folded his arms and looked away.
"What do you suppose we do now smart one?"
"Get them!" InuYasha ran back to the basement door and tried to open it but was stopped by Kagome.
"WAIT BEFORE YOU DESTROY SOMETHING! Lets think of a plan first. I think we should get some bats, rackets, whatever and hit them when they come out again and then throw down some mouse traps." Kagome stated.
"No."
Kagome growled low. "What's your idea wise guy?"
"I think we should just do some good ol' old fashioned fighting!" InuYasha cracked his knuckles.
"In your life!" Kagome hit InuYasha in the head and he fell into the ground.
Kagome walked to the garage and got out some tennis rackets, baseball bats, mousetraps and a frying pan from the kitchen. She went back to the basement door where InuYasha was still on the ground. "C'mon hot cakes...lets roll!" Kagome cheered a bit dropping the baseball bat and tennis racket down at him.
"You like to hurt me, don't you?" InuYasha moaned.
"I wouldn't say that. I'd call it 'required control'. Let's get this thing over with!" Kagome helped InuYasha back up and slowly opened the door.
Immediately InuYasha jumped through the door screaming and waving his arms. Kagome opened the door the rest of the way and saw just InuYasha looking like an idiot. "Where'd all the mice go?!" Kagome asked puzzled.
"Huh?" InuYasha stopped and looked around. "Dang! What happened?"
"You're telling me!"
InuYasha ran back up the steps and brought Kagome down with him. They cautiously looked around each corner and watched out for each other's back. Just when they thought it was safe, all the mice came hurdling back at the two. The chaos took InuYasha by surprise and left Kagome standing by herself.
"OH MY GOSH! Mice are everywhere!" Kagome screamed throwing mouse traps everywhere and swinging her frying pan weapon to defend herself. The snapping of traps and pinging of little mice hitting the pan was the last thing Kagome heard when she finally became overcome by the terrorizing mice.