Thank you to Dragon's Lover for your character and idea.

Dear SiriousB1,

I love this one guy, right? I mean, really, really love him! But, I don't know how to tell him, or if he even feels the same way! How can I admit my undying love for him without making him think I'm crazy?

See ya!
Short Insurance Girl

Dear Short,

I seem to be getting a lot of love questions lately…If he thinks your crazy because of your feelings, then he is just a stud who sells himself and no way in hell does he deserve you. Just tell him openly about your feelings. Afterwards, you'll either kiss him or knee him in the balls. (Hey, sounds good any way you go!)

Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Ah-choo and Uriko for their idea and character.

Dear SiriousB1,

I can't help but eat donuts constantly. Whenever I pass a Krispy Kreme shop, I have to stop in and get a dozen glazed and a dozen variety. It's rather sad, but most of them don't make it ten steps without disappearing! (Well, they do, but by that time they're in my stomach.) I'm addicted to them. I'm addicted to donuts!! I am very worried about my sugar and fat intake, but I can't stop eating those warm, succulent, sweet breakfast and desert foods!! I eat them plain every once in a while, but I like the others better. How can I get over my love for donuts?

Yours truly,
Blonde Donut Lover

Dear Donut,

Um, you could try hypnosis. Well, I seem to be suggesting that to everyone, but I couldn't just say that you should not eat donuts, now could I? Oh, wait! Good idea! Find someone who is really smart (God knows where you'd find one of those people…) and get them to make some sort of mechanism that gives you an electric shock every time you think about eating a donut. Have fun with that…

Sincerely,
SiriousB1