***Author's note***: I would like to ALSO dedicate this story to Chibi
Horsewoman who is gonna be a mommy!^_^ and she also dedicated a story to me
so...yeah^_^ Just hope you and ur hubby don't have problems like InuYasha and
Kagome do^_^ and I hope your husband is safe and comes home soon from
Kuwait!^_^
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha! But I do own my Jelly Belly jellybeans I'm eating now and my YSU (Youngstown state university) ID card. (I'm now an official college student^_^)
Mouse Trap
Chapter 3: Mouse-Fu
Kagome jumped and took in a deep breath of air. She frantically looked around for her husband who was still nowhere to be found. Then all of a sudden, she saw InuYasha leap out of the ocean of mice and cling to the ceiling. He was shaking like mad which puzzled Kagome.
"InuYasha! Are you ok?" Kagome asked trying to pull InuYasha down.
InuYasha hissed and jumped down and fell on top of Kagome. He curled up into a ball on Kagome's lap and began to purr. Obviously Kagome was quite startled by all this and threw InuYasha off who just clung to the ceiling again.
"Ok! That's it! We're going back upstairs and calling a professional because this is just too much for you!" Kagome ordered trying to pull down InuYasha again.
While Kagome was eagerly trying to get InuYasha down, all the little mice, which invaded their house, were starting to jump up onto Kagome again. InuYasha continued to hiss at all the mice while Kagome was trying to bat away all of them again. She reached for her frying pan but realized it was gone. Kagome looked behind herself and saw her weapon being carried away by all the little mice.
She dove for the frying pan to grab it but she fell short. The mice were still carrying it and now were carrying her away. "INUYASHA! HELP ME!" Kagome screamed.
InuYasha hissed and jumped down. He looked around fiercely and spotting Kagome being taken away towards a small door. InuYasha began to bark and tossed away all the mice that were surrounding him. He finally reached Kagome and with his mouth picked her up by the collar of her shirt. With the mice still jumping around, InuYasha pounced around and managed to get up the basement steps.
InuYasha dropped Kagome in the middle of the family room floor and curled up in her lap. Kagome shook her head and realized where she now was. Looking down, she saw InuYasha curled up and purring on her lap. Kagome screamed and threw him off.
"What are you doing?! I thought you were trying to be a 'man'?" Kagome yelled. She noticed that InuYasha still wasn't acting normal. He was crawling around like an animal and clawed at anything possible.
'What is he doing?' Kagome began to think. Suddenly, Kagome remembered something that her doctor said. 'I remember him saying that InuYasha has something called a "mouse-fu". It happens whenever mice overcome InuYasha. To cure it you have to let him sit in your lap and pet him'. "InuYasha, come here!" Kagome said in a soothing tone.
InuYasha looked warily at her and slowly crawled over. He stopped in front of Kagome and sniffed the air. InuYasha jumped into Kagome's lap and purred. Kagome was startled a bit and then began to pet InuYasha's head. He was content for a time and continued to purr. Unexpectedly, InuYasha looked up at Kagome's face and shot her a glare.
"What the hell are you doing woman?!" InuYasha barked getting out of her lap.
Kagome rolled her eyes. 'He's back...' "You had a case of 'mouse-fu'."
"No I didn't!"
"You won't remember anything from it. I'm going to call an exterminator right now if you don't mind." Kagome got up and walked over to a phone.
"HOLD IT! I do mind woman!" InuYasha grabbed her wrist.
"So what do you want me to do then?" Kagome asked pulling away.
"I don't know."
Kagome growled and walked to the front door.
"Don't tell me you're gonna leave me!! If you are I'll never let you back into this house!" InuYasha demanded.
"I'm just going to get the neighbor's cat." Kagome walked out the door and left momentarily.
"Oh."
InuYasha was pacing around the kitchen waiting for Kagome to comeback. He ate every ramen cup in the kitchen and chugged the jar of pickle juice. Finally, he heard the front door open and close and went to see Kagome. "It's about time you came back woman! I've been waiting forever!" InuYasha complained.
"I wasn't even gone five minutes." Kagome responded holding the neighbor's cat in her arms.
"Get that cat away from me!!" InuYasha hollered while jumping away.
"I know you don't like cats Inu, but since you won't let me call an exterminator, this is our next best thing. So take it or leave it!"
"NO! I will do this thing on my own!"
"Whatever." Kagome kissed his cheek and walked to the basement door.
InuYasha smirked and grabbed Kagome. He began to passionately kiss her and then screamed when the cat tried to get free.
"ACK! D*MN IT WOMAN!" InuYasha yelled.
"It's your fault..." Kagome opened the door and let the cat go.
"It is NOT my fault." InuYasha pointed his finger in Kagome's face.
Kagome ignored him and walked down the basement steps.
"Kagome? Kagome...I...I...WAIT FOR ME WOMAN!" InuYasha stuttered and then ran after Kagome.
"What? You afraid of those little mice now?" Kagome winked.
"NO! NOT AT ALL!" InuYasha yelled back clinging to Kagome's shoulders.
"Sure, then why are you holding on to me?" Kagome asked.
"Because I love my wifey!" InuYasha squeezed Kagome like a teddy bear.
"You're scared."
"SHUT UP WOMAN!"
"There's nothing to be afraid of! The cat is taking care of ev—"Kagome looked around the corner to find the cat bounded and tied to a steak in the ground.
"ACK!" InuYasha screamed jumping into Kagome's arms.
"INUYASHA! Grow up!" Kagome dropped InuYasha on the floor.
"But...but...but..." InuYasha said when he started to get his 'mouse-fu'.
"OK! Stay here!" Kagome pushed InuYasha into a corner in the opposite side of the basement and slammed a box on his head. "Now don't move! I'll get the cat and then we can call an exterminator."
InuYasha nodded his head while rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb. Kagome rolled her eyes and went back over to the 'cat crucifixion'. Quietly she tried to walk over and take the cat back but the mice spotted her and took her over as well (again).
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha! But I do own my Jelly Belly jellybeans I'm eating now and my YSU (Youngstown state university) ID card. (I'm now an official college student^_^)
Mouse Trap
Chapter 3: Mouse-Fu
Kagome jumped and took in a deep breath of air. She frantically looked around for her husband who was still nowhere to be found. Then all of a sudden, she saw InuYasha leap out of the ocean of mice and cling to the ceiling. He was shaking like mad which puzzled Kagome.
"InuYasha! Are you ok?" Kagome asked trying to pull InuYasha down.
InuYasha hissed and jumped down and fell on top of Kagome. He curled up into a ball on Kagome's lap and began to purr. Obviously Kagome was quite startled by all this and threw InuYasha off who just clung to the ceiling again.
"Ok! That's it! We're going back upstairs and calling a professional because this is just too much for you!" Kagome ordered trying to pull down InuYasha again.
While Kagome was eagerly trying to get InuYasha down, all the little mice, which invaded their house, were starting to jump up onto Kagome again. InuYasha continued to hiss at all the mice while Kagome was trying to bat away all of them again. She reached for her frying pan but realized it was gone. Kagome looked behind herself and saw her weapon being carried away by all the little mice.
She dove for the frying pan to grab it but she fell short. The mice were still carrying it and now were carrying her away. "INUYASHA! HELP ME!" Kagome screamed.
InuYasha hissed and jumped down. He looked around fiercely and spotting Kagome being taken away towards a small door. InuYasha began to bark and tossed away all the mice that were surrounding him. He finally reached Kagome and with his mouth picked her up by the collar of her shirt. With the mice still jumping around, InuYasha pounced around and managed to get up the basement steps.
InuYasha dropped Kagome in the middle of the family room floor and curled up in her lap. Kagome shook her head and realized where she now was. Looking down, she saw InuYasha curled up and purring on her lap. Kagome screamed and threw him off.
"What are you doing?! I thought you were trying to be a 'man'?" Kagome yelled. She noticed that InuYasha still wasn't acting normal. He was crawling around like an animal and clawed at anything possible.
'What is he doing?' Kagome began to think. Suddenly, Kagome remembered something that her doctor said. 'I remember him saying that InuYasha has something called a "mouse-fu". It happens whenever mice overcome InuYasha. To cure it you have to let him sit in your lap and pet him'. "InuYasha, come here!" Kagome said in a soothing tone.
InuYasha looked warily at her and slowly crawled over. He stopped in front of Kagome and sniffed the air. InuYasha jumped into Kagome's lap and purred. Kagome was startled a bit and then began to pet InuYasha's head. He was content for a time and continued to purr. Unexpectedly, InuYasha looked up at Kagome's face and shot her a glare.
"What the hell are you doing woman?!" InuYasha barked getting out of her lap.
Kagome rolled her eyes. 'He's back...' "You had a case of 'mouse-fu'."
"No I didn't!"
"You won't remember anything from it. I'm going to call an exterminator right now if you don't mind." Kagome got up and walked over to a phone.
"HOLD IT! I do mind woman!" InuYasha grabbed her wrist.
"So what do you want me to do then?" Kagome asked pulling away.
"I don't know."
Kagome growled and walked to the front door.
"Don't tell me you're gonna leave me!! If you are I'll never let you back into this house!" InuYasha demanded.
"I'm just going to get the neighbor's cat." Kagome walked out the door and left momentarily.
"Oh."
InuYasha was pacing around the kitchen waiting for Kagome to comeback. He ate every ramen cup in the kitchen and chugged the jar of pickle juice. Finally, he heard the front door open and close and went to see Kagome. "It's about time you came back woman! I've been waiting forever!" InuYasha complained.
"I wasn't even gone five minutes." Kagome responded holding the neighbor's cat in her arms.
"Get that cat away from me!!" InuYasha hollered while jumping away.
"I know you don't like cats Inu, but since you won't let me call an exterminator, this is our next best thing. So take it or leave it!"
"NO! I will do this thing on my own!"
"Whatever." Kagome kissed his cheek and walked to the basement door.
InuYasha smirked and grabbed Kagome. He began to passionately kiss her and then screamed when the cat tried to get free.
"ACK! D*MN IT WOMAN!" InuYasha yelled.
"It's your fault..." Kagome opened the door and let the cat go.
"It is NOT my fault." InuYasha pointed his finger in Kagome's face.
Kagome ignored him and walked down the basement steps.
"Kagome? Kagome...I...I...WAIT FOR ME WOMAN!" InuYasha stuttered and then ran after Kagome.
"What? You afraid of those little mice now?" Kagome winked.
"NO! NOT AT ALL!" InuYasha yelled back clinging to Kagome's shoulders.
"Sure, then why are you holding on to me?" Kagome asked.
"Because I love my wifey!" InuYasha squeezed Kagome like a teddy bear.
"You're scared."
"SHUT UP WOMAN!"
"There's nothing to be afraid of! The cat is taking care of ev—"Kagome looked around the corner to find the cat bounded and tied to a steak in the ground.
"ACK!" InuYasha screamed jumping into Kagome's arms.
"INUYASHA! Grow up!" Kagome dropped InuYasha on the floor.
"But...but...but..." InuYasha said when he started to get his 'mouse-fu'.
"OK! Stay here!" Kagome pushed InuYasha into a corner in the opposite side of the basement and slammed a box on his head. "Now don't move! I'll get the cat and then we can call an exterminator."
InuYasha nodded his head while rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb. Kagome rolled her eyes and went back over to the 'cat crucifixion'. Quietly she tried to walk over and take the cat back but the mice spotted her and took her over as well (again).