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Mouse trap
Chapter 4: InuYasha to the rescue!
As the mice crawled up Kagome's legs, she found her frying pan again and began to beat away at all the mice. After hitting away at all the mice, Kagome ended up clearing away a path for her to get to the cat. It almost seemed like she parted the mice like Moses parted the Red Sea. Kagome shrugged her shoulders and began to untie the cat not even thinking twice about her husband who was about to crack. 'Aren't men supposed to be the strong ones here?' Kagome asked herself picking up the passed out cat.
When Kagome turned around almost all of the mice disappeared. Looking around, Kagome heard a blood-curdling scream coming from the area of the basement InuYasha was in. Quickly, she ran over to him but was stopped by mice jumping everywhere.
"INUYASHA! INUYASHA! CAN YOU HEAR ME!" Kagome yelled still holding onto the cat. She heard a low mumble coming from underneath the mice.
Out of nowhere, several mice flew into the air and landed on the floor by Kagome's feet. InuYasha jumped into the air and started to hit away all of the mice. Kagome held the cat close to her and ducked down to protect herself from all the flying mice. When she heard the mayhem die down, Kagome looked up to find the last of the mice scurrying away and InuYasha crouched on the ground like an animal.
"InuYasha, honey. Are you ok?" Kagome asked getting up. She placed the cat on the ground but it just began to twitch. "InuYasha?" Kagome said again.
InuYasha began to crawl around on the floor while Kagome was slowly walking up to him. When Kagome went to touch InuYasha's head he hissed and squeak like a mouse. Kagome jumped back and covered her mouth with her hands. "INUYASHA! YOU HAVE MOUSE-FU AGAIN!" Kagome screamed. "OK! *I *'ll take control now!" Kagome said grabbing InuYasha's collar and dragging him up the steps.
Kagome took InuYasha in the front yard and squirted cold water on him from the hose. InuYasha shook his body like a dog and stood up. "What the hell was that for woman!" InuYasha yelled out.
"You had mouse-fu again." Kagome folded her arms and looked away.
"I TOLD YOU THAT—I had mouse-fu?" InuYasha asked scratching his head.
"Yeah..." Kagome answered unemotionally grabbing the handle of the front door. "Um..."
"What?" InuYasha said low ringing out his shirt.
"Uh...the door is locked..." Kagome turned around and gave a weak smile.
"LOCKED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S LOCKED!" InuYasha yelled jumping in front of Kagome.
Suddenly a small folded note slipped under the door. Kagome picked it up and began to read it. "We have taken over your house and there's nothing you can do! Love, the Mice." Kagome read out loud.
"Well...that sucks!" InuYasha said scratching the back of his head.
"OH MY GOSH!" Kagome screamed.
"It's not that bad!"
"It is! But that's not the point." Kagome hit InuYasha in the head. "The point is that the cat is still in the house with all the mice!"
"Oh...screw the cat..."
"You have no feelings!"
"It's an animal!"
"So are you!"
There was a five-minute period where neither of them talked. Kagome put her hands in her pockets and began to walk away.
'Sh!t. That isn't good. Kagome has her hands in her pockets.' InuYasha said to himself. "Um...Kagome, where are you going dear?"
"I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO GET IN AND DON'T BABY ME!" Kagome screamed walking around the side of the house.
"Sh!t" InuYasha said out loud to himself.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"D@mn. I hope she's not pregnant because she's moody and has super good hearing."
"I HEARD THAT TOO!"
InuYasha growled and sat down to sulk. As soon as he sat down he heard a loud thump coming from the window. He jumped up to see what it was. He fell over to see that it was the cat now stuck to the window.
"Maybe this IS getting bad...KAGOME!" InuYasha began to scream for Kagome but didn't hear anything. 'I hope she's not ignoring me.' He thought. InuYasha began to run around the house to try to find where Kagome went. He finally made it to the backyard to see Kagome tied up and little mice running away.
"KAGOME! I'm coming!" InuYasha shouted running to his helpless wife.
Kagome twitched and squirmed to try to motion InuYasha not to come any further. InuYasha knelt down and began to untie Kagome. Once he untied the mouth gag Kagome screamed out.
"Go back! There's a huge mouse!" Kagome screamed.
"Whatever woman! You're just pulling my—"InuYasha paused when he saw a mouse crawl up to him with a Sailor Moon suit on. "What the hell are you?" InuYasha asked holding the mouse by it's tail.
"It's huge! RUN AWAY!" Kagome screamed.
"You're pathetic!" InuYasha barked holding the mouse in her face. Kagome screamed and looked the other way.
"You never answered my question mouse!" InuYasha ordered.
"It's a mouse! It can't talk!" Kagome said hitting InuYasha in the side.
"You wanna bet?" The mouse said bitting InuYasha's wrist.
"AAAHHH!! That hurt rodent!" InuYasha roared.
"Serves you right!" Kagome laughed.
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha yelled shaking his fist.
Right after InuYasha yelled at Kagome the mouse bit InuYasha again. "Don't talk to your wife like that!"
"What do you know!" InuYasha yelled throwing the mouse into the air.
"INUYASHA!"
"What?!"
"You are so inconsiderate!" The mouse flew back towards InuYasha and bit him again.
"WWWWOOOOMMMAAAANNN!"
"Never trust a man to do anything." Kagome sighed.
"I heard that!" InuYasha yelled.
Mouse trap
Chapter 4: InuYasha to the rescue!
As the mice crawled up Kagome's legs, she found her frying pan again and began to beat away at all the mice. After hitting away at all the mice, Kagome ended up clearing away a path for her to get to the cat. It almost seemed like she parted the mice like Moses parted the Red Sea. Kagome shrugged her shoulders and began to untie the cat not even thinking twice about her husband who was about to crack. 'Aren't men supposed to be the strong ones here?' Kagome asked herself picking up the passed out cat.
When Kagome turned around almost all of the mice disappeared. Looking around, Kagome heard a blood-curdling scream coming from the area of the basement InuYasha was in. Quickly, she ran over to him but was stopped by mice jumping everywhere.
"INUYASHA! INUYASHA! CAN YOU HEAR ME!" Kagome yelled still holding onto the cat. She heard a low mumble coming from underneath the mice.
Out of nowhere, several mice flew into the air and landed on the floor by Kagome's feet. InuYasha jumped into the air and started to hit away all of the mice. Kagome held the cat close to her and ducked down to protect herself from all the flying mice. When she heard the mayhem die down, Kagome looked up to find the last of the mice scurrying away and InuYasha crouched on the ground like an animal.
"InuYasha, honey. Are you ok?" Kagome asked getting up. She placed the cat on the ground but it just began to twitch. "InuYasha?" Kagome said again.
InuYasha began to crawl around on the floor while Kagome was slowly walking up to him. When Kagome went to touch InuYasha's head he hissed and squeak like a mouse. Kagome jumped back and covered her mouth with her hands. "INUYASHA! YOU HAVE MOUSE-FU AGAIN!" Kagome screamed. "OK! *I *'ll take control now!" Kagome said grabbing InuYasha's collar and dragging him up the steps.
Kagome took InuYasha in the front yard and squirted cold water on him from the hose. InuYasha shook his body like a dog and stood up. "What the hell was that for woman!" InuYasha yelled out.
"You had mouse-fu again." Kagome folded her arms and looked away.
"I TOLD YOU THAT—I had mouse-fu?" InuYasha asked scratching his head.
"Yeah..." Kagome answered unemotionally grabbing the handle of the front door. "Um..."
"What?" InuYasha said low ringing out his shirt.
"Uh...the door is locked..." Kagome turned around and gave a weak smile.
"LOCKED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S LOCKED!" InuYasha yelled jumping in front of Kagome.
Suddenly a small folded note slipped under the door. Kagome picked it up and began to read it. "We have taken over your house and there's nothing you can do! Love, the Mice." Kagome read out loud.
"Well...that sucks!" InuYasha said scratching the back of his head.
"OH MY GOSH!" Kagome screamed.
"It's not that bad!"
"It is! But that's not the point." Kagome hit InuYasha in the head. "The point is that the cat is still in the house with all the mice!"
"Oh...screw the cat..."
"You have no feelings!"
"It's an animal!"
"So are you!"
There was a five-minute period where neither of them talked. Kagome put her hands in her pockets and began to walk away.
'Sh!t. That isn't good. Kagome has her hands in her pockets.' InuYasha said to himself. "Um...Kagome, where are you going dear?"
"I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO GET IN AND DON'T BABY ME!" Kagome screamed walking around the side of the house.
"Sh!t" InuYasha said out loud to himself.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"D@mn. I hope she's not pregnant because she's moody and has super good hearing."
"I HEARD THAT TOO!"
InuYasha growled and sat down to sulk. As soon as he sat down he heard a loud thump coming from the window. He jumped up to see what it was. He fell over to see that it was the cat now stuck to the window.
"Maybe this IS getting bad...KAGOME!" InuYasha began to scream for Kagome but didn't hear anything. 'I hope she's not ignoring me.' He thought. InuYasha began to run around the house to try to find where Kagome went. He finally made it to the backyard to see Kagome tied up and little mice running away.
"KAGOME! I'm coming!" InuYasha shouted running to his helpless wife.
Kagome twitched and squirmed to try to motion InuYasha not to come any further. InuYasha knelt down and began to untie Kagome. Once he untied the mouth gag Kagome screamed out.
"Go back! There's a huge mouse!" Kagome screamed.
"Whatever woman! You're just pulling my—"InuYasha paused when he saw a mouse crawl up to him with a Sailor Moon suit on. "What the hell are you?" InuYasha asked holding the mouse by it's tail.
"It's huge! RUN AWAY!" Kagome screamed.
"You're pathetic!" InuYasha barked holding the mouse in her face. Kagome screamed and looked the other way.
"You never answered my question mouse!" InuYasha ordered.
"It's a mouse! It can't talk!" Kagome said hitting InuYasha in the side.
"You wanna bet?" The mouse said bitting InuYasha's wrist.
"AAAHHH!! That hurt rodent!" InuYasha roared.
"Serves you right!" Kagome laughed.
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha yelled shaking his fist.
Right after InuYasha yelled at Kagome the mouse bit InuYasha again. "Don't talk to your wife like that!"
"What do you know!" InuYasha yelled throwing the mouse into the air.
"INUYASHA!"
"What?!"
"You are so inconsiderate!" The mouse flew back towards InuYasha and bit him again.
"WWWWOOOOMMMAAAANNN!"
"Never trust a man to do anything." Kagome sighed.
"I heard that!" InuYasha yelled.