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Mouse Trap
Chapter 5: Insanity or just plain stupidity?
"INUYASHA! JUST STOP!" Kagome yelled.
InuYasha growled. "Stop what?"
"Put the mouse down and untie me!"
"Fine! Whatever you want..." InuYasha sulked. Kagome shot him a glare and InuYasha walked over faster.
InuYasha untied Kagome and helped her up. InuYasha began to growl and pounce around.
Kagome just gave him a weird look. "Um...honey? What are you doing?"
"Looking for that huge mouse!"
"What huge mouse?"
"That one that tied you up!"
"Um...no HUGE mouse tied me up..."
"So how did you get tied up?"
"I accidentally fell into one of your traps that you set to catch the neighbor's kids."
InuYasha mouthed an O. "Well...um..."
"It's ok dear..." Kagome said patting his shoulder. "We all go crazy sometimes..."
"I AM NO GOING CRAZY, WOMAN!"
"Wanna bet?"
InuYasha got a scared look in his eyes. "Fine...you win...AGAIN!"
Kagome smiled big. "Ok, enough of your complaining...lets try to get back in the house!"
"I am NOT complaining!" InuYasha folded his arms.
"Ok...ok...you're right..."
"That's right woman!"
"You're POUTING!" Kagome stuck out her tongue.
InuYasha growled and jumped to tackle Kagome. She saw him coming and stepped to the side. InuYasha missed and landed in the pile of mulch that still had to be spread out. Kagome began to laugh really hard and fell over from laughing.
"What are you laughing at now woman?!" InuYasha ordered.
"You doofus!" Kagome continued to laugh.
InuYasha growled. "Lets just go inside! They might be eating my pickles!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Is that all you ever think about?"
"No."
"Then what else?"
"Ramen."
Kagome fell over again. "Nevermind..."
InuYasha stood up and brushed off the mulch. He walked past Kagome and tried to open the back door. It was locked. InuYasha shook it really hard to try to get it open. "DMN IT WOMAN! The door is locked!" InuYasha yelled.
"I know! That's why I have this!" Kagome replied taking out a spare key from one of those fake rocks you hide things in.
A sweat drop ran down InuYasha's forehead. "Will you quit outsmarting me woman!"
"Well...if you would just use your brain more you wouldn't have that problem. And I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me 'woman'."
"Then what do you want me to call you?"
"My name."
"Ok then, woman."
"I HAVE A NAME! IT'S KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!"
"Really?"
"I outta kill you..."
"Whoa! Hold the phone!"
"Quit being an idiot!"
"I'm not an idiot!"
"My butt you're not! Do you want to go inside or not?"
"Yeah I wanna go inside..."
"Then stop your pouting and shut up!"
"You're not my mother!"
"I'm the mother of your three children!"
InuYasha grumbled and put his hands in his pockets. Kagome shook her head and unlocked the door. She went inside the house but InuYasha was still outside. "OH MY GOSH! InuYasha! Come quick! All the pickles are gone!" Kagome screamed.
Almost immediately InuYasha came running into the kitchen where Kagome was. "What do you mean all the pickles are gone!" InuYasha began to search high and low in the refrigerator to find that all of his ten pickle jars were still there. "Don't EVER trick me like that again! You could've killed me!"
"So...not like you care about ME at all!" Kagome snapped back.
InuYasha growled. "What's that suppose to mean!"
"Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?"
"NO! NOT THE COUCH! ANYTHING BUT THE COUCH!" InuYasha fell to his knees and begged.
"Get up!" Kagome looked at her wrist watch and realized what time it was. "Oh my! I gotta go pick up Kiana from daycare!" Kagome exclaimed running around trying to find her purse and keys.
"Don't leave me here by myself with all the mice!" InuYasha whined.
"You'll be fine! I probably won't be home before Sakura and Taina get here. I'll be back soon!" Kagome waved her hand and went into the garage.
"WOMAN! WWOOOMMMAAANN!!" InuYasha yelled trying to stop Kagome but it was too late. InuYasha ran around to the front of the house to see Kagome backing out of the garage and head down the street. "Stupid women..." InuYasha grumbled.
InuYasha sunk back in the couch and sulked. "Now what am I gonna do? Oh yeah! I wanna eat some pickles!" InuYasha jumped off the couch and headed to the kitchen to get his pickles. He opened a jar and started to eat them when he heard a loud rumble. "Uh oh...that's not good..."
Mouse Trap
Chapter 5: Insanity or just plain stupidity?
"INUYASHA! JUST STOP!" Kagome yelled.
InuYasha growled. "Stop what?"
"Put the mouse down and untie me!"
"Fine! Whatever you want..." InuYasha sulked. Kagome shot him a glare and InuYasha walked over faster.
InuYasha untied Kagome and helped her up. InuYasha began to growl and pounce around.
Kagome just gave him a weird look. "Um...honey? What are you doing?"
"Looking for that huge mouse!"
"What huge mouse?"
"That one that tied you up!"
"Um...no HUGE mouse tied me up..."
"So how did you get tied up?"
"I accidentally fell into one of your traps that you set to catch the neighbor's kids."
InuYasha mouthed an O. "Well...um..."
"It's ok dear..." Kagome said patting his shoulder. "We all go crazy sometimes..."
"I AM NO GOING CRAZY, WOMAN!"
"Wanna bet?"
InuYasha got a scared look in his eyes. "Fine...you win...AGAIN!"
Kagome smiled big. "Ok, enough of your complaining...lets try to get back in the house!"
"I am NOT complaining!" InuYasha folded his arms.
"Ok...ok...you're right..."
"That's right woman!"
"You're POUTING!" Kagome stuck out her tongue.
InuYasha growled and jumped to tackle Kagome. She saw him coming and stepped to the side. InuYasha missed and landed in the pile of mulch that still had to be spread out. Kagome began to laugh really hard and fell over from laughing.
"What are you laughing at now woman?!" InuYasha ordered.
"You doofus!" Kagome continued to laugh.
InuYasha growled. "Lets just go inside! They might be eating my pickles!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Is that all you ever think about?"
"No."
"Then what else?"
"Ramen."
Kagome fell over again. "Nevermind..."
InuYasha stood up and brushed off the mulch. He walked past Kagome and tried to open the back door. It was locked. InuYasha shook it really hard to try to get it open. "DMN IT WOMAN! The door is locked!" InuYasha yelled.
"I know! That's why I have this!" Kagome replied taking out a spare key from one of those fake rocks you hide things in.
A sweat drop ran down InuYasha's forehead. "Will you quit outsmarting me woman!"
"Well...if you would just use your brain more you wouldn't have that problem. And I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me 'woman'."
"Then what do you want me to call you?"
"My name."
"Ok then, woman."
"I HAVE A NAME! IT'S KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!"
"Really?"
"I outta kill you..."
"Whoa! Hold the phone!"
"Quit being an idiot!"
"I'm not an idiot!"
"My butt you're not! Do you want to go inside or not?"
"Yeah I wanna go inside..."
"Then stop your pouting and shut up!"
"You're not my mother!"
"I'm the mother of your three children!"
InuYasha grumbled and put his hands in his pockets. Kagome shook her head and unlocked the door. She went inside the house but InuYasha was still outside. "OH MY GOSH! InuYasha! Come quick! All the pickles are gone!" Kagome screamed.
Almost immediately InuYasha came running into the kitchen where Kagome was. "What do you mean all the pickles are gone!" InuYasha began to search high and low in the refrigerator to find that all of his ten pickle jars were still there. "Don't EVER trick me like that again! You could've killed me!"
"So...not like you care about ME at all!" Kagome snapped back.
InuYasha growled. "What's that suppose to mean!"
"Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?"
"NO! NOT THE COUCH! ANYTHING BUT THE COUCH!" InuYasha fell to his knees and begged.
"Get up!" Kagome looked at her wrist watch and realized what time it was. "Oh my! I gotta go pick up Kiana from daycare!" Kagome exclaimed running around trying to find her purse and keys.
"Don't leave me here by myself with all the mice!" InuYasha whined.
"You'll be fine! I probably won't be home before Sakura and Taina get here. I'll be back soon!" Kagome waved her hand and went into the garage.
"WOMAN! WWOOOMMMAAANN!!" InuYasha yelled trying to stop Kagome but it was too late. InuYasha ran around to the front of the house to see Kagome backing out of the garage and head down the street. "Stupid women..." InuYasha grumbled.
InuYasha sunk back in the couch and sulked. "Now what am I gonna do? Oh yeah! I wanna eat some pickles!" InuYasha jumped off the couch and headed to the kitchen to get his pickles. He opened a jar and started to eat them when he heard a loud rumble. "Uh oh...that's not good..."