This chapter is dedicated to Suke-san!! (again!)While she didn't guess the situation like I wanted, she came the closest/was the only one who guessed for this chapter.
I want to encourage others to play and I realized that I didn't point out that I wanted you to guess the situation and not what the letters stood for. Anyone who guesses right for the other chapters will have to wait until that chapter is out for them to find out…I'm sorry, I know you hate me for making you wait.
Suke-san, please collect your prize at the end of the fic! (Did I mention there were prizes?). And NO scrolling down to see it first, that's cheating!
Not so important:
Disclaimer: Yeah, I still don't own Naruto. However I bet that if we got all of the Naruto fans to each pitch in about 2 million dollars, we could totally own Naruto!! …You're still reading this? I LOVE YOU!! I don't own "Lady and the Tramp" either.
Warning: This is used to be NC-17 and if you skipped the first chapter for some reason I will tell you now that it is guy on guy. Now its rated R. If you continue to read without reading this warning, then you should be bitten for every year under the age of 17 you are.
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As Kakashi made his way back to his lover, he picked up a bottle of sweetly scented oil placed among the bath supplies and put it in the pocket of his bathrobe. He had only left Iruka for a few minutes and smirked as he thought of the all the poor horny people of Konoha. Maybe that's why they were such a strong village; they fought and trained to vent their sexual frustration. He laughed at the thought; it was another theory he would have to tell Iruka about. If they all followed the teachings of Icha Icha Paradise then life wouldn't be so unfulfilling.
Approaching the sliding rice paper doors Kakashi, paused a moment to listen closely. He had left a clone with Iruka, to take his place while he took his rightful revenge on the intrusive audience to ensure the chuunin wouldn't question about what had happened. Maybe he would tell him one day, but right now, he didn't want to stifle any other chance of having sex in a public place. Silently and slowly he used a special jutsu to hide his shadow as well. He came to the small opening and prepared to switch with the clone as soon as the opportunity presented itself. Taking a peak inside, he nearly choked on his gasp.
Kakashi couldn't believe what he was seeing! There, only a few feet from where he was kneeling, was his clone getting fresh with his boy! He saw red and was about to shove a kunai up the audacious thing's ass but stopped as a very wicked thing came to mind. Removing his recently dawned garments, he smiled evilly as he opened the door and crept into the room silently.
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Iruka wanted to be seme, however, he could not bring himself to actually ask. So instead of asking he decided to let his actions speak for him. He pinned Kakashi down to the floor for a moment and was about to take on the dominating role, but was quickly outmaneuvered and he found himself on the bottom position again. Iruka took the challenge and flipped them over once more, but within an instant his back was to the floor again as Kakashi smiled at him. Iruka was slightly confused; if Kakashi wanted to play too he could at least give him a chance. Frustrated that Kakashi was either not getting the hint or flat out refusing he tackled the silver haired man sending them both tumbling as they wrestled (in the nude) for dominance.
Iruka let out a frustrated sigh as the other man began kissing his naked chest and stomach. Why was Kakashi being so unreasonable? It wasn't like he was asking to be seme all the time. He just wanted to experience this with Kakashi before the weekend was over. "Kakashi! This isn't fair, you can't be seme all the time." The other man just chuckled and continued to kiss and nip at his skin. Iruka sighed again in defeat, he didn't want to ruin their weekend over something small, and this kind of thing needed to be talked about, another thing he didn't feel like ruining his weekend with, considering that the more time they spent talking was less time they had to do more interesting things.
"You shouldn't give up so easily." Came the low familiar voice from behind him.
Getting up on his elbows to see what was happening, Iruka felt two familiar and strong arms wrap around him from behind. "I want our relationship to be give and take. We are equals and one person shouldn't have any more privileges than the other."
Looking up at the new comer, Iruka was too in shock to say anything, both from what he saw and from what he heard. A clone? But he hadn't seen Kakashi do any hand seals. What was that kinky bastard up to?! He looked to the grinning Kakashi holding him and then to the grinning one in front of him. He blushed furiously as it dawned on him what was happening.
"Oh no. No, no. There is no way I can handle two of you!" He tried to make a run for it but found he had been effectively trapped.
"Sure you can love!" said the one in front of him. "Don't worry, we'll be gentle." Said the other.
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Insert NC-17 material here. Link to lemon is in my profile! But please come back and leave your review here and not there!
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Iruka awoke to find his limbs entwined with two other pairs of arms and legs. He blushed brightly when he realized that he was still "attached" to the Kakashi below him. Suddenly the body below began to shake as he heard a chuckle. Looking to the source of the chuckle he blushed harder to see the face of his lover smiling but blushing slightly as well.
Smiling back he leaned in and kissed the man, nipping at his bottom lip playfully. "How was I?" Iruka asked in a playful tone.
Both Kakashi's chuckled again in response and in unison said, "You were great!"
"Kakashi. Come on love, let me do something special for you." He said trying to keep the slight annoyance that he still didn't know which was the real Kakashi, out of his voice.
The man below him asked. "You really wanna know what I want?"
Iruka was silently rejoicing as he concluded that the Kakashi below him was indeed the real one and he had truly meant what he said about sharing the position of seme. Though, being truthful, he did prefer being the one who got most of the attention. "Yes," he breathed happily, "anything."
"You sure you wont get mad?" he asked in a strange tone.
Iruka suddenly had doubts about his decision but nodded anyway. Kakashi blushed again slightly as he brought his hands up to make a few seals. In a poof of smoke the clone behind Iruka transformed into:
Iruka.
Iruka's face suddenly resembled that of a man who had just been force-fed a whale. "…You want to see me…." Iruka said in an eerily calm voice, "fuck…" he held his breath for a moment, "…myself."
Kakashi only nodded but was inwardly searching the room for an escape plan in which he could gather cloths and defend himself at the same time, just in case things got violent.
Iruka glared him.
Kakashi shrugged.
Iruka growled.
Kakashi grinned idiotically.
Rolling his eyes, Iruka took in a deep calming breath and swallowed his bloodlust before sighing in defeat, "Sure baby. Whatever turns you on." He sighed again, "I don't have to look back there anyway."
Kakashi all but squealed like a schoolboy.
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The rest of the day was spent finding new and interesting uses for clones, including a small play in which Kakashi had the clones turn in to Sasuke and Naruto. It was funny at first as the acted out with a surprisingly accurate characterization of what the two might be like if they were to go out on a date.
They first went to the ramen stand where they shared a bowl of ramen, ala "Lady and the Tramp," ending with the expected kiss, the expected argument, and the predictable getting kicked out.
Iruka drew the line at the part where Naruto suddenly was, "crowned Hokage," and ordered Sasuke to be tied down to the Hokage's desk where he proceeded to do very naughty things to him. What the hell was Kakashi thinking? He nearly beat Kakashi to death when the Sasuke clone got free and started to molest the Naruto one.
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Anko: #in stealth outside of Kakashi and Iruka's room#
Kurenai: #already in mourning for their lives#
Anko: #spots DVD in Kakashi's discarded cloths and points to it#
Kurenai: #reaches for it#
Door: #opens#
Both: #gasp and are frozen in fear#
Iruka: #blinks (not nakedly)#
Anko: #figuring that they had a better chance to survive if others knew they were there (Kakashi couldn't kill them if there was this much evidence…right?)#
"KURENAIANDIARELOVERSANDWECAMETOASKYOUIFYOUWOULDBETHEFATHEROFKURENAI'SBABY!!!"
Iruka: #is startled and confused considering all of Konoha must have heard her#
Kurenai: #looks like she is about to faint #
Anko: "NO?! Then we respect your decision and wont bother you anymore!!" #grabs Kurenai and they disappear#
Kakashi: #coming out of the bathroom and slightly mad that the trap DVD he had set didn't get put to use# "What was that?"
Iruka: #trying to pretend that his friends are not lunatics# "What was what?"
Kakashi: #shrugges#
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You can ignore: X2 Commentary
For those of you lost souls who where not able to figure out the game I shall now walk you through it. If for some reason you scrolled down here before reading the chapter then do not read the rest of this paragraph. Stop now! But for the rest: X2-as in times two (not ten two). As in Kakashi times two, as in, there is two of him. Get it? LOL I thought that chapter would have been the easiest to guess, but then again not everyone is on the same level of perversion as Jiraiya and I.
At first I wasn't going to write the details and was going for a more poetic approach, but I realized that it would make the chapter half as long as the others. So I took it as a writing challenge! Not to mention I would regret not doing it later. I don't know if this has been done before, but I have never come across this situation before in the KakaIru fics I have read. And I don't really like to read NC-17 or R SasuNaru fics, so I don't know if it has ever been done with them. Why don't I read them? It's just too difficult for me to picture them in sexual way. If I try, I always end up picturing them as a couple of 5 year olds humping each other due to that last opening theme song. But that won't stop me from mentioning them!
Don't Ignore: !!!!!!!!!Prize!!!!!!!!!!
And now!! Suke-san's prize! I will now don a cheerleader uniform and rally the pep! Just kidding!! Please don't leave! Seriously though, your prize is, the mental images of the following:
A really happy and cute Iruka plushie is in a bath surrounded by large bubbles. Not far away, a blushing Kakashi plushie is watching, submerged up to his nose in the bubbles, his silvery hair looks like a shark fin would before it attacks its oblivious prey.
And just because it was Suke-san!! The image of:
A wide-eyed Iruka plushie with thick eyebrows taped above its eyes. To his right, is a Gai plushie that is giving a thumbs-up as the tears of joy fall down his face; the fabric of his teeth is made of a VERY sparkly material. To his left, a passed out Kakashi plushie with squiggly eyes.
So for those of you who want a prize, you have to play!! Not to mention your guesses may inspire me to write a chapter extra. Or, you can just flat out ask for something you want in a lemon or a situation you want to see.
If nobody guesses correctly then I'll just dedicate the chapter to everyone or something. But there will be no prize if nobody attempts! So if you can't guess at all then just guess something stupid, like sandals. Also, while the lemon is posted else where, guesses for the game will only be taken on ff.net. It's just a lot less confusing that way.
You can ignore: Reviewer Comments
Thanks to everyone who reviewed both this posting and the last. I really love you guys! And I am really really sorry about all of the reviews signed MoonSweet getting deleted! #Bows low# Please forgive me and don't be mad!! I love you all too much to have you be mad at me! #cries# Read my profile if you want to know what I am talking about or got reviews deleted because of me.
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Please review and play the game! Hints for upcoming chapters: Ch3: S.G.U. and Ch4: AB
Request ideas for other chapters, because I am thinking of stopping it at Ch4 if I can't think of anything else.