The TRUE Meaning of Life
Chapter 2 – Just keep shopping, just keep shopping...
By Mary Sue of Maryville and her moron of a friend who makes straight A's and who she often copies off of, TypoNumber5
Mary Sue: You know the song Dory sings in Finding Nemo ("Just keep swimming, just keep swimming")? This chapter's title should be sung to THAT.
TN5: Yeah... anyway, sorry it took so long to update. We've had this chapter's been written for a while, but it was on my dad's laptop, and I'm not aloud on there very often so I couldn't post it... post it... Post-It notes are fun. My grandma has these posted notes that—
Mary Sue: You talk too much. Maybe I should trade you in for a bishie... ::thinks::
TN5: ...hey...
(EDIT: We have no idea why the little star things whose names TN5 forgets because she is the one writing this, but until FF.net realizes how STUPID they're being actions will be in double colons)
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After getting lost forty seven times due to TN5, the three girls finally make it to the hotel.
Mary Sue: ...Why is there a Days Inn in Japan?
TheVoices & TN5: ::shrug::
They check in and decide to go buy food and clothes at target.
Mary Sue: SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!! ::strikes pose::
TheVoices: Oh dear god...
Mary Sue: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ripping clothes off racks:: I want this, and this, and this, and this, and this would look great on you, TN5—Oh! TheVoices, this is PERFECT for you! I think I'll take this for you TN5, and this is for me, and so is this, and this—
TN5: o.O Um, I think we should go buy food.
TheVoices: o.O Yeah, good idea.
TheVoices & TN5: ::retreat to the "food" part of the store::
TN5: So... what to buy... ::staring around at food she's never heard of::
TheVoices: We need ramen. Lots of ramen.
TN5: Right. I'll just buy some rice and soy sauce, and you take that display of ramen over there...
TheVoices: ::evil grin:: ::picks up HUGE display of ramen:: MINE!!!!!!!!
TN5: v.v;; ::wanders over to check out-counter::
TheVoices: ::follows::
Cashier: Uh... ma'am? What are you doing?
TheVoices: Buying food.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but I can't let you buy an entire display of ramen.
TheVoices: Why not?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I—
TN5: Look, you either let us buy an insane amount of ramen, or she'll drive you to the brink of insanity.
Cashier: Demo... watashi wa—
Mary Sue: ::runs up:: Look at all the great clothes I found!! ::is holding a seven foot pile of clothes::
TN5: o.O Kami, Sue! Are you trying to buy ALL the clothes?
Mary Sue: Only the good ones.
TheVoices & TN5: O.O
Cashier: Um, are you sure you have enough money to pay for all that?
Mary Sue: Psh. ::holds up gift certificate:: When it comes to Target, we are rich beyond reason!
Cashier: O.O ...o...kay... if you say so; give me the card.
Mary Sue: ::hands over card::
Cashier: ::rings up clothes and food::
Total amount due: 6,000,000,000,000,000 yen
Cashier: o.O ::swipes card::
Card: ::goes through::
Cashier: ...? O.O
Mary Sue: Do you have anyone who can help us with this?
Cashier: o.O Ano... hai... ::calls everyone in the store:: Please, um, help these ladies with their things.
Workers: O.O
Mary Sue: ::smug grin:: Here you go. ::hands over clothes:: You'll have to carry this aaaaallll the way to our hotel room...
Workers: O.O;;;; IIE!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::cracks knuckles:: Do it or die. =)
Workers: O.O
And so fifteen workers help the girls to their hotel, which was ten miles away. They did it on FOOT.
Mary Sue: ::opening hotel room door:: Arigato, minna!
Hotel Room: ::has changed into a fairy castle::
Mary Sue: ...cool!
TheVoices: AAH!!! It BURNS!!!!!!
TN5: ::blank stare:: Works for me...
The girls go enter their bedchambers and go to sleep. Jet lag is not fun. Next morning, they wake up to a beautiful day... or at least, they thought they did
TN5: ::yawns and stretches:: Soooo... ::wonders into kitchen:: What's for breakfast?
TheVoices: RAMEN!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: Um, TheVoices? How at you going to cook ramen without a pot or pan? And how are you going to eat with silverware?
TN5: Hashi!
Mary Sue: ...What?
TN5: Chopsticks!
Mary Sue: Oh. Right.
TheVoices: um... we weren't thinking about that when we were shopping.
Mary Sue: ::slaps forehead:: Kami...
TN5: We should go back to Target. I'll lead the way.
Mary Sue & TheVoices: NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: I shall lead the way.
So they go to Target. Because Mary Sue was leading the way, they only got lost once.
Mary Sue: ::Looking through clothes... again:: lalalala... ::over hears conversation::
Voice 1: So HOW did you get your own body again?
Voice 2: I keep telling you, aibou, some psycho woman popped in soul room and told me I had to help some girl find the meaning of life. And then, poof, I have my own body!
Voice 1: Riiiiiight...
Mary Sue: ::recognizes voices:: O.O!! runs off
In the back of the store...
Mary Sue: ::runs up to TN5:: TN5!!!
TN5: ::looks up from comic:: How DARE you interrupt my reading of manga!! This better be good.
Mary Sue: ::out of breath:: Boy's clothes... Ya... mi...
TN5: O-O!!!! YAMI NO YUGI??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs off::
At the "Boy's Clothes" part of the store...
Yami: Aibou, I don't think Target sells enough leather. Or buckles.
Yugi: -.- You're obsessed, you know that?
Yami: ...yes.
TN5: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Super Ultimate Death Glomp of DOOM and Destruction ™::
Yami: GAHH!!!!!! ::glomped, choking, has TN5 hanging on to him by the neck::
Yugi: O-O WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: YAAAAAAMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: :O Help... gasp me...
Yugi: Crazy Brunette!! Get off of mou hitori no boku!
TN5: ...No.
Yami: x-X Need... choke air... gag
Yugi: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: No I won't.
Yami: Yes... ::gasp:: you will... ::choke, choke::
TN5: Don't be silly.
Yami: ::passed out::
Yugi: BAKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: See? I DIDN'T kill him. ::poke, poke::
Yugi: You... IDIOT...
Yami: X-X
TN5: Sooooooo... how ya doing, Yugi?
Yugi: ...How do you know my name?
TN5: You don't want to know.
Yugi: I think I do. Are you stalking me?
TN5: Erm... no. I go to school with you.
Yugi: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
TN5: I do! ::in thought:: As of tomorrow.
Yami: Nrrghh...
Yugi: Hey, I think mou hitori no boku is coming to.
TN5: ::reverts back to fangirl mode:: YAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::starts jumping up and down:: YAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIAYMIYAMIYAMIYAMI!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: ::sees TN5:: ::passes out again::
Yugi: ::sigh:: I wish you wouldn't do that...
TheVoices: ::comes running up:: TN5!!!!! LOOK!!!! I found FIRE!!!!! ::holds up lamp with broken bulb::
Broken Bulb: ::is sparking::
TN5: Oooooooh... pretty lights...
Yugi: o.O;;;
TheVoices: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeeeee...
TN5: Es puuuuuuuurty.
Yugi: ::grabs Yami and starts backing away::
TN5 & TheVoices: ::staring intently at "fire"::
Mary Sue: ::walks up with a shopping cart of clothes and the things they originally came to buy:: Hey guys, we need to pay for this stuff now.
TheVoices: And the fire. We shall hail the fire.
Mary Sue: Um... yeah... ::worried look::
TN5: Hey... where'd Yami Yugi go?
Mary Sue: You probably scared him away with your "small" obsession. ::heading over to check out counter::
TheVoices: Wait, you saw Yami?
TN5: Yes!! He was with that midget—
Mary Sue: ::now waiting in line:: I wouldn't call Yugi a midget if I were you, TN5. You ARE his height.
Yes people, Yugi IS 153 cm. That's about 5 feet. Yami is 164 cm. You do the math.
TN5: ::muttering:: You're only standing up for him because you're shorter...
Mary Sue: ::demonic aura, fangs, devil horns, demon wings, the whole shebang:: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: ::hides behind TheVoices:: Nothing.
TheVoices: Psh. Whimp.
TN5: ::pouts::
Cashier: ::recognizes Mary Sue:: Oh god no!!! Not YOU again!
TheVoices: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—
Mary Sue: ::kicks TheVoices:: Stop that. ::smiles sweetly at cashier:: Please, we're only helping you make money.
Cashier: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: What harm could it do?
Cashier: Lots!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FEET!!!!!!!!!!! ::unshoes and holds up foot::
Foot: ::is horribly disfigured::
Mary Sue & TN5: O-O;;;
Mary Sue: Geez, gomen ne! We didn't know we did that to your poor feet!
Cashier: Hmmm? Oh, that. They were like that before, but because of you MY FEET SMELL LIKE PAVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue & TN5: ::anime fall::
TN5: ::whispering to Mary Sue:: Let's just take the stupid stuff.
Mary Sue: No. You may steal, but I don't. ::turns to Cashier:: Look, either let us buy this or I'll sic Miss Pyro over there on you.
Cashier: ::glances over at TheVoices::
TheVoices: ::attempting to set a candy wrapper on fire:: Burn—damn—you!!!!!
Cashier: O-O Um... okay...
Out side the store...
TN5: Are you sure you can trust TheVoices with all your stuff?
Mary Sue: No. But who else is going to carry it? I'm not and you're too weak to carry that much.
TN5: HEY!
Mary Sue: Well, you are.
TN5: ::scowl::
Mary Sue: =P
TN5: Speaking of TheVoices... where is she?
Mary Sue: Um... ::looks around::
TheVoices: ::nowhere to be found::
TN5: Hey, that rhymed!
Mary Sue: Quiet, how many times do I have to tell you actions can't rhyme?
TN5: A lot.
Voice 1: AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Voice 2: Oh dear...
Voice 1: GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: Hey, do you think that could be—
Voice 1: OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice 3: FUZZY- CHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: -.- Yep, definitely TheVoices.
Voice 1: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Crashing noises are heard::
Bakura: ::runs into view, being chased by TheVoices and closely followed by Ryou::
TN5: ::steps in front of Bakura:: Hi! I'll get her away from you if you—
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs over TN5::
Ryou: YAMIIIIIII!!!!!!! DO SOMETHIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::also runs over TN5::
TheVoices: FUZZY-CHAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs over TN5::
Mary Sue: ::stares down at TN5:: Smart.
TN5: ...ow...
Mary Sue: ::walks off to find their stuff... purposely stepping on TN5::
TN5: OW!!
Mary Sue: =P
(With TheVoices and Bakura...)
TheVoices: FUZZY-CHAN!!!!!!!!! ::Glomps::
Bakura: NOOOOO!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOO!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::singing to "Macho Man":: Fuzzy, Fuzzy-chan! I wanna glomp Fuzzy, Fuzzy-chan!!!
Bakura: Get off of ME you—
Ryou: ::sweat dropping in the background::
(With TN5...)
Yugi: ::walking down the street, talking to Yami:: It's okay; I'm sure we'll never see her again... ::steps on TN5::
Yami: You're right, Aibou. ::steps on TN5::
TN5: x-X ...pain...
(With Mary Sue...)
Mary Sue: ::walking down street, not paying too much attention::
Malik: ::walking down the street, not paying too much attention::
Mary Sue: ::bumps into Malik::
Malik: WHY YOU--- ::looks down:: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you lost, little girl?
Mary Sue: ::demonic aura:: ::eyes flash red:: LITTLE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: o.O Um... never mind.
(With Bakura, Ryou, and TheVoices...)
Bakura: ::running... with TheVoices on his back:: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVoices: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: ::MAJOR sweat drop:: ::jogging after them::
Bakura, TheVoices, and Ryou: ::heading towards where everyone's favorite little brunette authoress...::
Bakura: ::trips over TN5:: GAH!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::goes flying::
Bakura: ::falls on TN5 in a rather... awkward position::
TN5: ::has no idea what just happened:: Um... Bakura?
Bakura: x-X
TheVoices: ::on her head:: x-X
Mary Sue & Malik: ::come walking up::
Mary Sue: It was so nice of you to help me look for my... ::notices TN5, TheVoices, Bakura, and Ryou:: ...friends. ::stands on tip toes and whispers in his ear:: These aren't them.
TN5: Mary Sue... could you... help me... get Bakura... off?
Mary Sue: Um... HAHA! I don't know you! HAHA!! Haha... ha... ::tries to get away::
Malik: ::grabs Mary Sue's shoulder:: You know them?
Mary Sue: No! They're not my friends!! I've never seen them before in my life!
Malik: ...You have cool friends.
Mary Sue: Really? Erm, thanks... ::in thought:: Maybe I should just give up.
TheVoices: ::taps Mary Sue on the shoulder:: Hey, Sue, can you help me find Bakura? He's out there... somewhere... ::shifty eyes::
Malik: Well... bye! ::walks off::
Mary Sue: Wha—hey—WAIT! You can't just leave me with these psychos!
Malik: ::already left::
Mary Sue: -.-
Ryou: ::dragging his yami away:: God, why do you have to have so many fangirls?!
Bakura: x-X
TheVoices: KURAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::prepares to glomp::
Ryou: NO!! ::whips out frying pan::
TheVoices: o.O??
Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::jumps down manhole::
Mary Sue: ...um... was that... Ryou?
TheVoices: o.O I think so...
TN5: ::sitting up:: ooow...
TheVoices: Haha! TN5's dead! ::kicks TN5::
TN5: OW!!
Mary Sue: ::sigh:: ::to herself:: And I hang out with them because...?
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Next chapter... SCHOOL!!!
Music: dun dun DUN!!!
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Chapter 2 – Just keep shopping, just keep shopping...
By Mary Sue of Maryville and her moron of a friend who makes straight A's and who she often copies off of, TypoNumber5
Mary Sue: You know the song Dory sings in Finding Nemo ("Just keep swimming, just keep swimming")? This chapter's title should be sung to THAT.
TN5: Yeah... anyway, sorry it took so long to update. We've had this chapter's been written for a while, but it was on my dad's laptop, and I'm not aloud on there very often so I couldn't post it... post it... Post-It notes are fun. My grandma has these posted notes that—
Mary Sue: You talk too much. Maybe I should trade you in for a bishie... ::thinks::
TN5: ...hey...
(EDIT: We have no idea why the little star things whose names TN5 forgets because she is the one writing this, but until FF.net realizes how STUPID they're being actions will be in double colons)
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After getting lost forty seven times due to TN5, the three girls finally make it to the hotel.
Mary Sue: ...Why is there a Days Inn in Japan?
TheVoices & TN5: ::shrug::
They check in and decide to go buy food and clothes at target.
Mary Sue: SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!! ::strikes pose::
TheVoices: Oh dear god...
Mary Sue: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ripping clothes off racks:: I want this, and this, and this, and this, and this would look great on you, TN5—Oh! TheVoices, this is PERFECT for you! I think I'll take this for you TN5, and this is for me, and so is this, and this—
TN5: o.O Um, I think we should go buy food.
TheVoices: o.O Yeah, good idea.
TheVoices & TN5: ::retreat to the "food" part of the store::
TN5: So... what to buy... ::staring around at food she's never heard of::
TheVoices: We need ramen. Lots of ramen.
TN5: Right. I'll just buy some rice and soy sauce, and you take that display of ramen over there...
TheVoices: ::evil grin:: ::picks up HUGE display of ramen:: MINE!!!!!!!!
TN5: v.v;; ::wanders over to check out-counter::
TheVoices: ::follows::
Cashier: Uh... ma'am? What are you doing?
TheVoices: Buying food.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but I can't let you buy an entire display of ramen.
TheVoices: Why not?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I just can't.
TheVoices: Why?
Cashier: I—
TN5: Look, you either let us buy an insane amount of ramen, or she'll drive you to the brink of insanity.
Cashier: Demo... watashi wa—
Mary Sue: ::runs up:: Look at all the great clothes I found!! ::is holding a seven foot pile of clothes::
TN5: o.O Kami, Sue! Are you trying to buy ALL the clothes?
Mary Sue: Only the good ones.
TheVoices & TN5: O.O
Cashier: Um, are you sure you have enough money to pay for all that?
Mary Sue: Psh. ::holds up gift certificate:: When it comes to Target, we are rich beyond reason!
Cashier: O.O ...o...kay... if you say so; give me the card.
Mary Sue: ::hands over card::
Cashier: ::rings up clothes and food::
Total amount due: 6,000,000,000,000,000 yen
Cashier: o.O ::swipes card::
Card: ::goes through::
Cashier: ...? O.O
Mary Sue: Do you have anyone who can help us with this?
Cashier: o.O Ano... hai... ::calls everyone in the store:: Please, um, help these ladies with their things.
Workers: O.O
Mary Sue: ::smug grin:: Here you go. ::hands over clothes:: You'll have to carry this aaaaallll the way to our hotel room...
Workers: O.O;;;; IIE!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::cracks knuckles:: Do it or die. =)
Workers: O.O
And so fifteen workers help the girls to their hotel, which was ten miles away. They did it on FOOT.
Mary Sue: ::opening hotel room door:: Arigato, minna!
Hotel Room: ::has changed into a fairy castle::
Mary Sue: ...cool!
TheVoices: AAH!!! It BURNS!!!!!!
TN5: ::blank stare:: Works for me...
The girls go enter their bedchambers and go to sleep. Jet lag is not fun. Next morning, they wake up to a beautiful day... or at least, they thought they did
TN5: ::yawns and stretches:: Soooo... ::wonders into kitchen:: What's for breakfast?
TheVoices: RAMEN!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: Um, TheVoices? How at you going to cook ramen without a pot or pan? And how are you going to eat with silverware?
TN5: Hashi!
Mary Sue: ...What?
TN5: Chopsticks!
Mary Sue: Oh. Right.
TheVoices: um... we weren't thinking about that when we were shopping.
Mary Sue: ::slaps forehead:: Kami...
TN5: We should go back to Target. I'll lead the way.
Mary Sue & TheVoices: NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: I shall lead the way.
So they go to Target. Because Mary Sue was leading the way, they only got lost once.
Mary Sue: ::Looking through clothes... again:: lalalala... ::over hears conversation::
Voice 1: So HOW did you get your own body again?
Voice 2: I keep telling you, aibou, some psycho woman popped in soul room and told me I had to help some girl find the meaning of life. And then, poof, I have my own body!
Voice 1: Riiiiiight...
Mary Sue: ::recognizes voices:: O.O!! runs off
In the back of the store...
Mary Sue: ::runs up to TN5:: TN5!!!
TN5: ::looks up from comic:: How DARE you interrupt my reading of manga!! This better be good.
Mary Sue: ::out of breath:: Boy's clothes... Ya... mi...
TN5: O-O!!!! YAMI NO YUGI??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs off::
At the "Boy's Clothes" part of the store...
Yami: Aibou, I don't think Target sells enough leather. Or buckles.
Yugi: -.- You're obsessed, you know that?
Yami: ...yes.
TN5: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Super Ultimate Death Glomp of DOOM and Destruction ™::
Yami: GAHH!!!!!! ::glomped, choking, has TN5 hanging on to him by the neck::
Yugi: O-O WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: YAAAAAAMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: :O Help... gasp me...
Yugi: Crazy Brunette!! Get off of mou hitori no boku!
TN5: ...No.
Yami: x-X Need... choke air... gag
Yugi: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: No I won't.
Yami: Yes... ::gasp:: you will... ::choke, choke::
TN5: Don't be silly.
Yami: ::passed out::
Yugi: BAKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: See? I DIDN'T kill him. ::poke, poke::
Yugi: You... IDIOT...
Yami: X-X
TN5: Sooooooo... how ya doing, Yugi?
Yugi: ...How do you know my name?
TN5: You don't want to know.
Yugi: I think I do. Are you stalking me?
TN5: Erm... no. I go to school with you.
Yugi: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
TN5: I do! ::in thought:: As of tomorrow.
Yami: Nrrghh...
Yugi: Hey, I think mou hitori no boku is coming to.
TN5: ::reverts back to fangirl mode:: YAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::starts jumping up and down:: YAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIYAMIAYMIYAMIYAMIYAMI!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: ::sees TN5:: ::passes out again::
Yugi: ::sigh:: I wish you wouldn't do that...
TheVoices: ::comes running up:: TN5!!!!! LOOK!!!! I found FIRE!!!!! ::holds up lamp with broken bulb::
Broken Bulb: ::is sparking::
TN5: Oooooooh... pretty lights...
Yugi: o.O;;;
TheVoices: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeeeee...
TN5: Es puuuuuuuurty.
Yugi: ::grabs Yami and starts backing away::
TN5 & TheVoices: ::staring intently at "fire"::
Mary Sue: ::walks up with a shopping cart of clothes and the things they originally came to buy:: Hey guys, we need to pay for this stuff now.
TheVoices: And the fire. We shall hail the fire.
Mary Sue: Um... yeah... ::worried look::
TN5: Hey... where'd Yami Yugi go?
Mary Sue: You probably scared him away with your "small" obsession. ::heading over to check out counter::
TheVoices: Wait, you saw Yami?
TN5: Yes!! He was with that midget—
Mary Sue: ::now waiting in line:: I wouldn't call Yugi a midget if I were you, TN5. You ARE his height.
Yes people, Yugi IS 153 cm. That's about 5 feet. Yami is 164 cm. You do the math.
TN5: ::muttering:: You're only standing up for him because you're shorter...
Mary Sue: ::demonic aura, fangs, devil horns, demon wings, the whole shebang:: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: ::hides behind TheVoices:: Nothing.
TheVoices: Psh. Whimp.
TN5: ::pouts::
Cashier: ::recognizes Mary Sue:: Oh god no!!! Not YOU again!
TheVoices: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—
Mary Sue: ::kicks TheVoices:: Stop that. ::smiles sweetly at cashier:: Please, we're only helping you make money.
Cashier: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: What harm could it do?
Cashier: Lots!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FEET!!!!!!!!!!! ::unshoes and holds up foot::
Foot: ::is horribly disfigured::
Mary Sue & TN5: O-O;;;
Mary Sue: Geez, gomen ne! We didn't know we did that to your poor feet!
Cashier: Hmmm? Oh, that. They were like that before, but because of you MY FEET SMELL LIKE PAVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue & TN5: ::anime fall::
TN5: ::whispering to Mary Sue:: Let's just take the stupid stuff.
Mary Sue: No. You may steal, but I don't. ::turns to Cashier:: Look, either let us buy this or I'll sic Miss Pyro over there on you.
Cashier: ::glances over at TheVoices::
TheVoices: ::attempting to set a candy wrapper on fire:: Burn—damn—you!!!!!
Cashier: O-O Um... okay...
Out side the store...
TN5: Are you sure you can trust TheVoices with all your stuff?
Mary Sue: No. But who else is going to carry it? I'm not and you're too weak to carry that much.
TN5: HEY!
Mary Sue: Well, you are.
TN5: ::scowl::
Mary Sue: =P
TN5: Speaking of TheVoices... where is she?
Mary Sue: Um... ::looks around::
TheVoices: ::nowhere to be found::
TN5: Hey, that rhymed!
Mary Sue: Quiet, how many times do I have to tell you actions can't rhyme?
TN5: A lot.
Voice 1: AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Voice 2: Oh dear...
Voice 1: GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: Hey, do you think that could be—
Voice 1: OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice 3: FUZZY- CHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: -.- Yep, definitely TheVoices.
Voice 1: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Crashing noises are heard::
Bakura: ::runs into view, being chased by TheVoices and closely followed by Ryou::
TN5: ::steps in front of Bakura:: Hi! I'll get her away from you if you—
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs over TN5::
Ryou: YAMIIIIIII!!!!!!! DO SOMETHIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::also runs over TN5::
TheVoices: FUZZY-CHAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs over TN5::
Mary Sue: ::stares down at TN5:: Smart.
TN5: ...ow...
Mary Sue: ::walks off to find their stuff... purposely stepping on TN5::
TN5: OW!!
Mary Sue: =P
(With TheVoices and Bakura...)
TheVoices: FUZZY-CHAN!!!!!!!!! ::Glomps::
Bakura: NOOOOO!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOO!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::singing to "Macho Man":: Fuzzy, Fuzzy-chan! I wanna glomp Fuzzy, Fuzzy-chan!!!
Bakura: Get off of ME you—
Ryou: ::sweat dropping in the background::
(With TN5...)
Yugi: ::walking down the street, talking to Yami:: It's okay; I'm sure we'll never see her again... ::steps on TN5::
Yami: You're right, Aibou. ::steps on TN5::
TN5: x-X ...pain...
(With Mary Sue...)
Mary Sue: ::walking down street, not paying too much attention::
Malik: ::walking down the street, not paying too much attention::
Mary Sue: ::bumps into Malik::
Malik: WHY YOU--- ::looks down:: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you lost, little girl?
Mary Sue: ::demonic aura:: ::eyes flash red:: LITTLE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: o.O Um... never mind.
(With Bakura, Ryou, and TheVoices...)
Bakura: ::running... with TheVoices on his back:: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVoices: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: ::MAJOR sweat drop:: ::jogging after them::
Bakura, TheVoices, and Ryou: ::heading towards where everyone's favorite little brunette authoress...::
Bakura: ::trips over TN5:: GAH!!!!!!!
TheVoices: ::goes flying::
Bakura: ::falls on TN5 in a rather... awkward position::
TN5: ::has no idea what just happened:: Um... Bakura?
Bakura: x-X
TheVoices: ::on her head:: x-X
Mary Sue & Malik: ::come walking up::
Mary Sue: It was so nice of you to help me look for my... ::notices TN5, TheVoices, Bakura, and Ryou:: ...friends. ::stands on tip toes and whispers in his ear:: These aren't them.
TN5: Mary Sue... could you... help me... get Bakura... off?
Mary Sue: Um... HAHA! I don't know you! HAHA!! Haha... ha... ::tries to get away::
Malik: ::grabs Mary Sue's shoulder:: You know them?
Mary Sue: No! They're not my friends!! I've never seen them before in my life!
Malik: ...You have cool friends.
Mary Sue: Really? Erm, thanks... ::in thought:: Maybe I should just give up.
TheVoices: ::taps Mary Sue on the shoulder:: Hey, Sue, can you help me find Bakura? He's out there... somewhere... ::shifty eyes::
Malik: Well... bye! ::walks off::
Mary Sue: Wha—hey—WAIT! You can't just leave me with these psychos!
Malik: ::already left::
Mary Sue: -.-
Ryou: ::dragging his yami away:: God, why do you have to have so many fangirls?!
Bakura: x-X
TheVoices: KURAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::prepares to glomp::
Ryou: NO!! ::whips out frying pan::
TheVoices: o.O??
Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::jumps down manhole::
Mary Sue: ...um... was that... Ryou?
TheVoices: o.O I think so...
TN5: ::sitting up:: ooow...
TheVoices: Haha! TN5's dead! ::kicks TN5::
TN5: OW!!
Mary Sue: ::sigh:: ::to herself:: And I hang out with them because...?
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Next chapter... SCHOOL!!!
Music: dun dun DUN!!!
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