By Mary Sue of Maryville & TypoNumber5, the moron
A/N: TN5 figured out how to get asterisks and underscores! YAY!! She say to go to her message board at typonumber5.tk if you want to know... but that you should also note that's the only part of her site that works correctly. O_O;; The title of this chapter was taken from a chapter title in some book TN5 read... yes, TN5 has too much free time on her hands.
The second chappie will be fixed... eventually...
Before anyone says anything, yes, we KNOW the teachers move from classroom to classroom in Japanese schools, and the students don't have to do anything. The Domino City schools just randomly switched the way their schools were to better suit our purposes. In other words, we're ignoring this little fact to make it easier to ruin TheVoices's life.
Remember, anything between { and } is English.
Chapter 3 – New Students Plus Bishies Divided by Chaos Equals School
~ Days Inn... ~
Mary Sue, TheVoices, TN5: *lounging around the hotel room*
Hotel Room: *has transformed into a spa*
Mary Sue: Aaaaahhh... this is the life...
TheVoices: *trying to blow up the toilet*
Toilet: *is un-blow-up-able*
TheVoices: Damn... why does our room keep changing?
Mary Sue: Aaaaahhh... this is the life...
TheVoices: Why can't it stay the same?
Mary Sue: Aaaaaahhhh... this is the life...
TN5: *flipping through magazine* Meh... could be better.
Mary Sue: Aaaaaaahhhh... this is the life...
TheVoices: T___T Why won't the toilet blow up?!!
Mary Sue: I SAID THIS IS THE _LIFE_, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVoices: O______O
Mary Sue: I just wanted you to know that. *begins examining finger nails*
TN5: Wait a minute... *looks up from magazine* Don't we have school?
Mary Sue, TheVoices, TN5: *exchange glances* ... *think a moment* ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ Ten minutes later... ~
Mary Sue: *being dragged by TheVoices to the bus stop* We have to go to target we have to get school supplies and we need new school clothes I need new shoes... *turns to random girl* Hey, what do you usually wear to school?
Girl: A uniform. Duh.
Mary Sue: Well what fun is THAT?!! I'd never get to show off my new clothes!
People: *give Mary Sue odd looks*
Mary Sue: WHAT?!!!
TN5: Um, Mary Sue...
**FLASH BACK**
Mary Sue, TheVoices TN5: *running around the hotel room in a panic* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVoices: SCHOOLOFDOOMSCHOOLOFDOOMSCHOOLOF_DOOM_!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: *singing frantically to self* y sub 2 minus y sub 1 over x sub 2 minus x sub 1 y=mxb m is the slope of the line b is the y-intercept x and y are any points sitting on—the--line! *clap clap* ^___^ Okay, already for school!
Mary Sue: NOOOO!!!!!!!!! *shoves clothes into TN5 & TheVoices arms* CHANGE INTO YOUR NEW DOMINO HIGH UNIFORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into bathroom*
**END FLASHBACK**
Mary Sue: *looks down at self* *is wearing uniform* Oh yeah... They shouldn't be allowed to do this!
TheVoices: *realizes she's in a skirt* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TN5: *not paying much attention* ^__________^ *rapping* y-intercept x equals 0 x-intercept y equals 0!!!!
~ Later, at Domino High ~
Mary Sue, TheVoices, TN5: *walk into office*
Bakura, Malik, and Yami: *in office, waiting for Principal*
Bakura: DIE!!! *throws chair at Yami*
Yami: *barely dodges* Baka tomb robber! *picks up stool*
Malik: *in the background, stabbing a couch with the Sennen Rod*
Mary Sue: ...
TheVoices: FUUUUZZY-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps* I knew I'd find you somewhere!
Bakura: Eh?
TN5: *glassy eyed* Ya...mi... Yugi...
Yami: Um...
TN5: Yaaaaaaaamiiiiiiiiii...
Yami: *scoots away*
Mary Sue: -_____- {My god, you guys are idiots.}
Malik: Stabby stab stabby... ^_^
Mary Sue: *walks over to Malik, sits down, and starts a civilized conversation*
Malik: o.O *puts away his Sennen Item*
Principal: *comes in* Well, it's not every day we have SIX new students. I'm afraid we didn't have much time to prepare.
TheVoices: *looks up from glomping Bakura* I sorry. I no speaking Sane.
Principal: v.v *sigh* The Canadian people are eating toast in Brooklyn. I like wearing mittens in the rain.
TheVoices: Oooooooh... Fish sticks. ^_^
Principal: Yah.
Malik: Electrons are exploding in the carbon atom?
Principal: Don't forget the blind man. *walks off*
Yami & Mary Sue: *were the only ones who didn't understand that* Huh?
TN5: He's going to get our schedules.
Mary Sue: Oh. Okay.
Malik: ...
Bakura: ...
Yami: ...
TheVoices: ...
TN5: ... *staring blankly at the wall*
Mary Sue: -____- Are you talking to the wall again?
TN5: Yes. These walls speak a different dialect then I'm used too, so I'm trying to get used to it. Apparently, the principal has an obsession with Windex.
Malik: She talks to walls?
Mary Sue: -__- Yes, along with pillows, monkeys, trees, lampposts, and just about every other inanimate object.
TheVoices: Squirrels have fur and eyes that stare at mutated daisies. [Translation: You don't know multilingual until you've met TN5.]
Bakura: That's a little... strange...
TN5: Well aren't you the koala calling the kangaroo marsupial. *turns to desk* No, YOU jump off a conveniently placed cliff!
Yami: Why do I always get the stalkers that talk to pieces of furniture...?
Mary Sue: Because you look like one.
Bakura: *snerk* Good one.
TN5: YOU DISSED YAMI!! DIEEE!!!!!!!! *tackles*
Principal: *walks in behind Mary Sue*
Mary Sue: *side steps*
TN5: *tackles principal in SLOW-MO*
Principal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TN5: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mary Sue: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Principal: *is tackled* Save... my... Windex... x_____X
TN5: *sweat drop* Uh... Oops?
Malik: ...Let's just grab our schedules and head to class...
Yami: Let's...
~ First period: Japanese ~
Teacher: Class, we have six new students.
Class: O_O
Random Student: ROKU?!!
Teacher: Yes, six. Please give a warm welcome to Ishtar Malik—
Malik: Yo.
Teacher: Bakura... um, Bakura?
Bakura: ¬_¬ Don't ask... just don't.
Teacher: O...kay... Mutou Yami—
Yami: *waves vaguely*
Teacher: Sue Mary—
Mary Sue: -.- Mary Sue.
TheVoices: {You told them Sue was your last name?}
Mary Sue: {It's better than "The Voices" or "Typo Number 5"}
Teacher: Voices The and 5 Typo.
Mary Sue: {See? Doesn't that sound lame?}
TheVoices: {Remind me WHY we didn't give our real names again...?}
TN5: *explaining to the class that they should be called Mary Sue, TheVoices, and TN5*
Mary Sue: {Do you really want a bunch of two-dimensional people knowing your real name?}
TheVoices: {Oh, you're just paranoid.}
Teacher: OH! What a wonderful example of an English conversation. Class, let's stare at them to make them uncomfortable.
Class: *stare* O__O
TheVoices: *has a phobia of stares* Erm... why don't we sit down now?
Bakura, Malik, & Yami: *have already sat down*
Teacher: But what about the wonderful example of an English conversation?
Malik: *from back of class* Isn't this a JAPANESE class?
Teacher: Yes... but... I lost my lesson plan! T__T
TN5: ^_^ Don't worry. I'll have an English conversation.
Mary Sue: Psh. Not with me, you loser; it's degrading. *sits down between Malik and Bakura*
Teacher: Extra credit to any one who can have a decent conversation with Miss 5!
Everyone in the class who has had at least two English lessons: *form line*
Jounouchi: *has elbowed his to the front* *whispers down* Hey, I kinda need to boost my grade. Do you think could just PRETEND I'm speaking correctly?
TN5: ^_^ Sure.
Jounouchi: Arigato. *AHEM* {I Jounouchi. You who are?}
TN5: {I'm TN5. Do you like peanut butter? I like peanut butter. And cheese. I wrote a song about cheese.}
Jounouchi: Erm... {I likes eat shlimpu.}
TN5: {Shrimp? I like shrimp rings. They're gooooood...}
Jounouchi: {Kaiba stupid.}
TN5: {Yo, don' be hatin' on da Seahorse, foo'. He's got bitchin' wheels, fo' shizzle.}
All who actually speak English well (AKA Anzu, Kaiba, and a few other students): *confused by the ghetto-ness*
Mary Sue: *sweat drop*
TheVoices: *snicker*
Yami: *boredly talking to Yugi*
Bakura: *carving hieroglyphs into the desk*
Malik: *carefully cutting off random pieces of the guy in front of him's afro*
Mary Sue: *absent-mindedly* I'm glad I don't sit in front of you...
Malik: Un.
Anzu: *to TN5* {So how did you learn to speak Wallish?}
TN5: {I know... things. Things... the voices tell me... things we are not meant to know...}
Anzu: O___O
TN5: {These things I know could upset the balance between man and nature... one little mistake could end the world as we know it...}
Anzu: O____________O *scoots away* {Um... well... it's been nice talking to you, Typo-san. Eh heh heh...} *runs*
TN5: *confused* What? What'd I do?
Bell: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
[SECOND PERIOD]
~ Malik and Mary Sue's art class. ~
Malik: *to Ryou* Why did Isis sign me up for art? This is a girl's class!
Ryou: ^_^ *drawing* No it's not.
Malik: ...is that a _sweater_?
Ryou: ...maybe...
Mary Sue: BEHOLD! *holds up picture* My flowers of DOOM!!
All girls in class (everyone besides Ryou, Kaiba, & Malik): OOOOOH!!! Pretty!
Malik: Wait... KAIBA?
Kaiba: ...shut up...
Malik: *spends the rest of the class laughing at Kaiba*
~ Woodshop with TheVoices and Bakura. ~
Class: *making bird feeders*
Yugi: ACK! Honda-kun, that is NOT how the pieces go together!
Honda: Back off; I know what I'm doing.
Yugi: ...It looks like the modern art at the museum...
Honda: *accidentally hammers thumb* T_T
Bakura: *in the back* *cheating by gluing his wood blocks together*
TheVoices: *in the back* *cheating by gluing her wood blocks together*
Bakura: Hey, you're copying me!
TheVoices: No, YOU'RE copying ME!
Bakura: ...
TheVoices: ...
Both: ...Meh.
~ Home Ec with Yami and TN5. ~
Teacher: Today we're going to make spaghetti. Pair up.
Yami & Jounouchi: *give each other THE LOOK*
Other people: *pairing up*
TN5: *to random girl* Be my partner?
Random Girl: *had the "pleasure" of meeting TN5 in Japanese* Erm... I already have a partner...
TN5: Really? Who?
Random Girl: Uuuuuh... *looks around*
Everyone else: *paired up*
Random Girl: Ano... Jounouchi-kun! *latches onto Jounouchi's arm*
Jounouchi: *looks down at Random Girl*
Girl: *is very pretty*
Jounouchi: ...Gomen, Yami, but I already have a partner. *walks off*
Yami: HEY!! You can't do this to me!
TN5: Well, guess we're partners. ^_^
Teacher: These will be your partners for the rest of the year.
Yami: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~A few minutes later... ~
Yami: *to TN5* You look like a nerd who does all school things well; can you boil water?
TN5: Nope. ^^;;
Yami: Damn.
TN5: ...
Yami: ...
TN5: ...
Yami: ...Why don't we start by putting water in the pot...
~ Back at woodshop... ~
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
TheVoices: *jumps in surprise* BWAA!!! *squirts super glue all over Bakura's hand*
Bakura: BAKA! *glares at TheVoices*
TheVoices: ^.^U Sorry! *hands him tissue*
TheVoices's hand: *brushes Bakura's hand*
Hands: *are glued together*
Bakura: Damn...
Bell: RIIIING!!!
[THIRD PERIOD]
~ Science with Mary Sue, Malik, Bakura, Yami, and TN5 ~
Anzu: TheVoices? Don't you have history?
TheVoices: -_-;; I'm glued to Bakura.
Jounouchi: o.O How did THAT happen?
Honda: I bet you anything Bakura was cheating with glue...
Bakura: ...Do you really WANT me within three meters of a hammer...?
Mary Sue: By the way, TN5, what was that big explosion? It sounded like it came from your end of the building.
TN5: Well, we were trying to make spaghetti—
Mary Sue: ¬_¬ Say no more.
Yami: *to Anzu* I have that-that THING as a cooking partner!
Anzu: ^^;; Well, it could be worse. You could have Yami Malik.
Yami: *muttering as the teacher comes in* Yami Malik couldn't blow up water with a cardboard box...
Teacher: Konnichiwa, class! The school confiscated our lab equipment again because I was using it to turn fleas into giant monsters of terror—
Class: O_O
Teacher: --so until I can buy some more on the black market, we'll be doing written work!
Class: -_-;;
Teacher: *passes out worksheets on the Periodic Table of Elements*
Class: *get out books*
Teacher: ^_^ Be good! *walks out*
Jounouchi: All right! We can talk now! So, Bakura, how did you get glued to the new girl?
Bakura: *DEATH GLARES*
Jounouchi: o.O
Malik: *to TheVoices* Well, since HE'S not talking...
TheVoices: *explains what happened*
Honda: How DID Typo-san manage to blow up spaghetti, anyway?
Yami: -_- I don't know.
Malik: TN5?
TN5: Hmm? *looks up from finishing worksheet*
Mary Sue: ...You did that WITHOUT your book?
TN5: Yeah. So?
Mary Sue, TheVoices, Bakura, Malik, Yami, Anzu, Yugi, Ryou, Jounouchi, & Honda: O__O
TN5: ...What?
Mary Sue, TheVoices, Bakura, Malik, Yami, Anzu, Yugi, Ryou, Jounouchi, & Honda: v.v;; Nothing.
TN5: *shrug* *starts on Yami's worksheet*
Anzu: *shakes head* *turns toward Bakura & TheVoices* You can't pry your hands apart?
Bakura: Don't you think we would have done that by now?
Anzu: So how long do you think you'll be stuck like that?
Bakura: Until our skin sheds or piles or whatever.
Anzu: How are you going to change clothes until then?
Bakura: *smirk* We won't.
Mary Sue & Anzu: EW!
Mary Sue: Soo... is Bakura spending the night at our place?
Bakura: I guess...
TN5: *looks up from Jounouchi's worksheet* What about going to the bathroom?
Bakura & TheVoices: ...
Malik: -_- You don't know, do you?
Bakura and TheVoices: No.
[FORTH PERIOD - LUNCH]
TheVoices: T_T But I have lunch FIFTH period!
Bakura: Well, I want to eat now. But I'll be courteous and let you go to lunch... I'll miss Algebra, but I have to be a gentleman, ne? *smirk*
Mary Sue: Riiight... and that's why you have trapped all of Ryou's friends' souls in inanimate objects.
Bakura: ...how do YOU know about that?
TheVoices: x_X
TN5: *glares at lunch*
Lunch: *is an uncooked packet of ramen*
TN5: Hey, Yami... can I have some of your lunch?
Yami: -_- No.
Yugi: ¬_¬ Yami, be nice...
Yami: Fine. *hands over onigiri [rice ball]*
TN5: ^_^
[FIFTH PERIOD – ALGEBRA II]
Bakura: *at lunch with TheVoices*
Yami: I don't get it... I thought math was with numbers...
TN5: *humming as she does her work* ^____^
Mary Sue: *sigh* Just when I thought I could get away from singing algebra students...
Malik: *just as confused as Yami* What's with the little numbers? Why can't they all just be the same size?
Mary Sue: Those are exponents.
Malik: OOOOOH!!! ...What's an exponent?
Mary Sue: Um... *tries to think of a way to explain*
Malik: Is it just another way to show multiplication?
Mary Sue: I guess, but—
Malik: So you're saying X with a little three is the same as three times X?
Mary Sue: No, it's X times X times X.
Malik: In other words... X times three?
Mary Sue: NO!
Yami: Screw this. *starts copying TN5*
~ With Bakura and TheVoices... ~
TheVoices: So...
Bakura: Yeah...
TheVoices: Tell me about yourself.
Bakura: -_- Bug me, and you die.
TheVoices: O.O
Bakura: I think algebra would've been more exciting then this...
TheVoices: *pulls knife out of sock* I have sharp objects we can play with.
Bakura: *eeeeeeeeeeeevil smirk*
~ Back at algebra... ~
Malik: So... the square root of four is two?
Mary Sue: Yeah.
Malik: And, using this as an example, the square root of sixteen MUST be eight.
Mary Sue: *bangs head against desk*
Malik: *confused* It's not?
Mary Sue: Argh...
From hallway: RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!! THEY'RE MADMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura's voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVoices's voice: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Sue, Malik, Yami, & TN5: *exchange glances*
Yami; ...Alright, alright. I'll go stop them...
TN5: ^_^ I'll come with you!
~ In the hall... ~
Yami: *glaring at Bakura*
Bakura: *glaring at Yami*
Yami & Bakura: *glaring at each other*
TN5: ^_^ Gee, guys, you're kinda intimidating when you're all mad. Like a bumblebee.
Bakura & Yami: *turn their glares towards TN5* What?
TN5: Erm...
BOOM!
TheVoices: *charred* Huh... maybe carrying explosives wasn't the best idea.
Bakura: *also charred* Nah, ya think?
[SIXTH PERIOD - HISTORY]
TheVoices: *not in her right class* I'm not supposed to skip on the FIRST DAY!
Bakura: Oh, get over it...
TheVoices: ...Okay!
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about American history in honor of our new students. Now... *begins explaining the Revolutionary War*
~ Ten minutes later... ~
Teacher: And who won the war? *looks expectantly at TheVoices*
TheVoices: *snaps to attention* I didn't do it, I swear!
Teacher: -_- Who won the war?
TheVoices: Uh... the German?
Teacher: *sigh* *turns to Mary Sue* Same question.
Mary Sue: The colonists. Duh.
TheVoices: -_-;;
[SEVENTH PERIOD – P.E.]
Coach: Today we will be playing pickle ball!
Bakura: ...what the hell is pickle ball?
Yami: A bizarre cross between tennis and ping-pong. The creator named it after the family dog.
All: *stare at Yami*
Yami: What?
Malik: Well... I guess the king of games WOULD know...
Coach: Everyone, pair up into teams of two! First one to score 2 points wins!
~ Later, at court 1 ~
TheVoices: *obviously, as she is glued to him, has Bakura as her partner*
Mary Sue & TN5: *are the opposing team*
TN5: Erm... you can serve first, Sue...
Mary Sue: Whatever. *whacks the ball over the net*
Bakura: *dives for it*
TheVoices: *has zoned out* Huh? *trips and falls on Bakura*
Ball: *lands next to Bakura's head*
Bakura: -_____- Temme...
Coach: POINT!
~ Court 2... ~
Yami: *perfect serve*
Opposing teammate 1: MINE!!! *trips over net*
Coach: POINT!
Yami: ^_^ *another perfect serve*
Opposing teammate 2: *hit in face* x___X Ouchies...
Coach: Game point!
Malik: *bored*
~Back over at court 1... ~
Bakura: *smacks ball back over the net*
TN5: I'll get in!! *swings at it* *misses horribly* Oopsies?
Mary Sue: ¬_¬ How did I get paired with you?
TN5: Convenience?
Mary Sue: Just serve.
TN5: ^__^ Okies! *serves*
Ball: *hits the distracted TheVoices in the stomach*
TheVoices: Is it just me or do the dots on the ceiling form a chipmu--- OW!
Coach: Game point!
Bakura: *hits TheVoices with paddle* It's your fault we lost!
TheVoices: T_T Gomen... itai...
[EIGHTH PERIOD – COMPUTERS]
Teacher: I've decided that this month we should be making short, animated films...
Class: *interested... for once*
Teacher: We will be using a program called Moho—yes, a million immature jokes come to mind. Minna-san, click the Moho icon from the desktop...
~Later... ~
Class: *learning how to use the program through the tutorials*
Mary Sue: TN5, I don't understand how to--- you're DONE?
TN5: *looks up from computer* No, I only have a couple seconds of my animation—
Mary Sue: I meant with the tutorials!
TN5: Well, I went to an animation camp this sum—STOP STARING AT ME!! *cowers under the weird looks she's receiving from people*
Random Person: What kind of a nerd goes to ANIMATION camp?
TN5: I do! Um... look at Kaiba's cartoon so far! *points*
Kaiba's animation: *rivals the quality of Disney... only instead of singing animals, it's full of nanotechnology and weird high-tech gizmos*
Class: OOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooo...
Kaiba: *smirk*
Bell: RING RING RIIIING!!!!
Random Kid: SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!! *cheering*
~ Later, somewhere in a quiet American city... ~
Mysterious Girl: Daaaaad, where's my magazine??
Mysterious Girl's Dad: Which one? The one with Jessica Simpson on it? Or the one with J-Kawn? Or the one with Orlando Bloom?
Mysterious: No, no, dad, I want the one with--- waiiit, you mean I have a magazine that DOESN'T have all the pictures of Orli-chan clipped out of it???
Mysterious Girl's Dad: Who's Orli-chan?
Mysterious Girl: Where's the Orlando Bloom magazine? WHERE??? *crazed expression*
Mysterious Girl's Dad: o.O;; Over there. *points*
Mysterious Girl: *grabs magazine* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Magazine Headline: Orlando starts filming a new movie--- in Japan!
Mysterious Girl: Hmmm... *racks her brain for everything she knows about Japan* *a thought bubble appears*
**THE ITTY BITTY THOUGHT BUBBLE**
TN5: ^_^ Nihongo is Japanese for Japanese. Isn't that interesting?
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TheVoices: My stepdad brought me a Go board from Japan. I have no idea how to play.
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Teacher: In Japan, they use yen. This a ¥5,000 bill...
***
TN5 & Mary Sue: *singing along to a Rurouni Kenshin theme song at anime club* AISHITERU!!!!! AISHITERU!!!!!!
Random Person: What does that mean?
TN5: *still singing* I love you~!!!!!!
Mary Sue: *smacks TN5 upside the head*
**BACK IN REALITY**
Mysterious Girl: Hmm... Yes, I know just enough about Japan to visit! I can even convey my undying love to Orli-chan in the language!! MOOOOOM!!!!!!
Mysterious Girl's Mom: *looks up from the TV she's blasting* YES?!!!!
Mysterious Girl: Can I borrow your credit card so that I may go to Japan to stalk a hot celebrity??
Mysterious Girl's Mom: *yelling over TV* SURE, GO ON TO LEIGHANN'S TO RACE A POT INCREDIBLY!!!! BUT WHY DO YOU NEED A SHREDDED COD?!!!!
Mysterious Girl: Thanks, mom! *skips off*
Mysterius Girl's Mom: WHAT ABOUT FROPG SPAWN???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godly Narrating Voice that Sounds Suspiciously like TN5: What will happen at the hotel room now that the Tomb Robber is staying there? What trouble will TheVoices get into now that she's glued to him? Who is this Bloom obsessed girl? Could she POSSIBLY be another IDIOTIC friend of MARY SUE???
Mary Sue: No duh...
Godly Narrating Voice that Sounds Suspiciously like TN5: Right. Anyhoo, we are now excepting requests to be in da FIC! Go to Mary Sue's website, marysue.tk, and click on something that says something like "Fanfic Extras." I forget what the link is called. Even though I manage the site. And built it. That is not the point. The point is that there is a FORM you call fill out and SUBMIT to Mary Sue so she can put you IN THE FIC! Isn't it just OFFICAL looking??
Mary Sue: ...riiiiiiight...