Presenting...drumroll THE SEQUEL TO THE EVIL CORN HIPPIES!!! Yay!!!!
Once upon a time Hermione (who somehow came back to life after she exploded Oo) dressed up in a baked potato costume and went to Ron's house.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL BAKED POTATO!!!!!!" Ron screamed.
"Actually I'm Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed again.
"Actually I'm Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said and pulled open a zipper on her back.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL CHO!!!!!!!" Ron screamed AGAIN.
"Actually I'm Hermione disguised as Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said and pulled open another zipper on her back.
Ron screamed again and kissed Hermione for no apparent reason.
"Umm...you DO know I'm actually Seamus disguised as Hermione disguised as Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato right?" she...er...he said pulling another zipper on his back.
Ron shrieked and exploded. His exploded bits exploded again and his exploded exploded bits exploded again.
This went on all day until Seamus invited the carrot monks over for tea and threw Ron's exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded bits into Harry's socks.
THE END
There! Now I have written yet another short and idiotic story. lol How many more will I make?!
Once upon a time Hermione (who somehow came back to life after she exploded Oo) dressed up in a baked potato costume and went to Ron's house.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL BAKED POTATO!!!!!!" Ron screamed.
"Actually I'm Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed again.
"Actually I'm Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said and pulled open a zipper on her back.
"AHHH!!!! AN EVIL CHO!!!!!!!" Ron screamed AGAIN.
"Actually I'm Hermione disguised as Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato" she said and pulled open another zipper on her back.
Ron screamed again and kissed Hermione for no apparent reason.
"Umm...you DO know I'm actually Seamus disguised as Hermione disguised as Cho disguised as Hermione disguised as an evil baked potato right?" she...er...he said pulling another zipper on his back.
Ron shrieked and exploded. His exploded bits exploded again and his exploded exploded bits exploded again.
This went on all day until Seamus invited the carrot monks over for tea and threw Ron's exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded exploded bits into Harry's socks.
THE END
There! Now I have written yet another short and idiotic story. lol How many more will I make?!
