Welcome to yet another strange addition to Stoopid, a very unusual Harry Potter story! This chapter is about Bob, the wierd guy who seemingly appeared out of nowhere and did ballet with Harry in Chapter 1, The Evil Corn Hippies, and ran away with Snape.
Once upon a time, Oh forget the once upon a time thingy already! Bob ate cottage cheese and twirled around in a pink blouse and mini skirt.
Snape was hiding in a closet kissing an ant named Bob The Second.
Bob laughed and screamed "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and tied fish to his feet.
Snape stuck ice-cream up his nose and ran down the yellow brick path with Bob The Second while flapping his wings.
Bob flew away to the Island of Misfit Toys and was never seen again.
Harry jumped out of his window and screeched "I'LL SAVE YOU BOB!!!!!" even though Bob was over 1000 miles away.
Bob The Second teleported to the Island of Misfit Toys and comforted Bob.
They got married and sang the Dora the Explorer theme song for the rest of their lives.
THE END
Err...that's about it...yeah...
Once upon a time, Oh forget the once upon a time thingy already! Bob ate cottage cheese and twirled around in a pink blouse and mini skirt.
Snape was hiding in a closet kissing an ant named Bob The Second.
Bob laughed and screamed "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and tied fish to his feet.
Snape stuck ice-cream up his nose and ran down the yellow brick path with Bob The Second while flapping his wings.
Bob flew away to the Island of Misfit Toys and was never seen again.
Harry jumped out of his window and screeched "I'LL SAVE YOU BOB!!!!!" even though Bob was over 1000 miles away.
Bob The Second teleported to the Island of Misfit Toys and comforted Bob.
They got married and sang the Dora the Explorer theme song for the rest of their lives.
THE END
Err...that's about it...yeah...