Okay. Since people actually reviewed and asked me to write more (GASP!) I have decided to write another extremely short chapter. Lucky you.

Once upon a time the giant frilly doileys of Notre Dame attacked the city of Townsville.

Ginny screamed with laughter and decided to go bowling using Harry's head.

Harry gave his head to her and they skipped along the gutter next to Billy Bob's house.

Hermione craved blood so she attacked Ron with Play-Doh and sucked out his brains with a bendy straw.

Proffesor McGonagall pranced around singing Old McDonald with an evil little piggy with a fork for a tail.

The piggy said "LET'S GO SUCK OUT EVERYONE'S BRAINS WITH BENDY STRAWS!!!" so they did.

Can anyone guess the lesson of this story?

Bob: Never suck out people's brains with bendy straws?

No! Of course not you idiot! The lesson was to never stuff moths in your ears while eating cheesy jelly. Wasn't it obvious?

Bob: ...no

YOU CONTRADICT A TEACHER?!

Bob: But you're not a teacher...

YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!!!

Sucks out his brain with a bendy straw

Umm....The End?