People actually want me to write more...well, these stories only take about 5-10 minutes to write so I guess I might as well. Oh and Legendary DigiTamer Lee, I'll try to put more Harry/Ginny but it's hard to add romance into an idiotic story.
Once upon a time Harry felt like shooting himself in the head so he got a gun and filled it with pineapples.
Ginny screamed "HARRY!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" in slow motion and filled the gun with fish instead.
The fish made the gun explode and Harry's arm fell off.
Ginny took the arm and said "OoOoOoO!!!!! FOOD!!!!" so she and Harry ate his arm together.
Hermione wanted Harry's arm for herself so she stole it from Ginny and slapped her with a piece of cheese.
Ginny screamed bloody murder so Harry chopped off his other arm and gave it to her.
Malfoy wanted Harry's left foot but Ginny pelted him with carrots and a purple apple she found on the ground.
The purple apple transformed into Barney and tormented Malfoy into admitting he was wearing Barbie underwear.
Everyone gasped and hurled grapes at him.
The grapes became tiny elf people made of peanut butter and took the President hostage on Pluto.
The peanut butter elves took over the world and stole Harry's other arm and the rest of his body.
The only thing left was Harry's head so Ginny took it home and stuffed it with raisins.
THE END
Ummm...review?
Once upon a time Harry felt like shooting himself in the head so he got a gun and filled it with pineapples.
Ginny screamed "HARRY!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" in slow motion and filled the gun with fish instead.
The fish made the gun explode and Harry's arm fell off.
Ginny took the arm and said "OoOoOoO!!!!! FOOD!!!!" so she and Harry ate his arm together.
Hermione wanted Harry's arm for herself so she stole it from Ginny and slapped her with a piece of cheese.
Ginny screamed bloody murder so Harry chopped off his other arm and gave it to her.
Malfoy wanted Harry's left foot but Ginny pelted him with carrots and a purple apple she found on the ground.
The purple apple transformed into Barney and tormented Malfoy into admitting he was wearing Barbie underwear.
Everyone gasped and hurled grapes at him.
The grapes became tiny elf people made of peanut butter and took the President hostage on Pluto.
The peanut butter elves took over the world and stole Harry's other arm and the rest of his body.
The only thing left was Harry's head so Ginny took it home and stuffed it with raisins.
THE END
Ummm...review?