Okay...I'm making yet another chapter...this could possibly be the last one though. Oh, and I'm starting on a new fanfic so watch out for it!
Once upon a time in The Realm of The Carrots a turnip was coming to life...but this story has nothing to do with that so let's get back to Harry and those other people.
Hermione was stuffing a sausage with flowers for Ron's birthday.
The sausage attacked and Ginny screamed even though she was in a laundremat 500 miles away.
Hermione ignored the sausage and continued stuffing it with flowers until it exploded and jelly burst out of it's lungs...if it had any anyway...
Ron saw a clump of dirt that looked like a pony so he ate it and spit it out on the sausage who shrieked and flew away to LaLaLand.
The auther of this very unusual fanfic decided to turn Harry, Ron, and Hermione into clocks so she added that to the story.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned into clocks because Kimmy-Kitty wanted them too.
Fido, the purple and blue striped flying monkey, flew to the rescue to help Seamus who was still in shock from what Ron did in chapter 2.
The peanut butter elves from the last chapter crashed through the roof screaming "WE WANNA HELP PURPLE AND BLUE STRIPED FLYING MONKEYS SAVE THE WORLD TOO!!!!"
Fido agreed so the peanut butter elves became his sidekicks and helped him fight Harry's arch enemy.
No, not Voldemort but the Hairy Harry spiders of DOOM that resembled Harry only hairier.
THE END
That's done. Go home. Shoo.
Once upon a time in The Realm of The Carrots a turnip was coming to life...but this story has nothing to do with that so let's get back to Harry and those other people.
Hermione was stuffing a sausage with flowers for Ron's birthday.
The sausage attacked and Ginny screamed even though she was in a laundremat 500 miles away.
Hermione ignored the sausage and continued stuffing it with flowers until it exploded and jelly burst out of it's lungs...if it had any anyway...
Ron saw a clump of dirt that looked like a pony so he ate it and spit it out on the sausage who shrieked and flew away to LaLaLand.
The auther of this very unusual fanfic decided to turn Harry, Ron, and Hermione into clocks so she added that to the story.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned into clocks because Kimmy-Kitty wanted them too.
Fido, the purple and blue striped flying monkey, flew to the rescue to help Seamus who was still in shock from what Ron did in chapter 2.
The peanut butter elves from the last chapter crashed through the roof screaming "WE WANNA HELP PURPLE AND BLUE STRIPED FLYING MONKEYS SAVE THE WORLD TOO!!!!"
Fido agreed so the peanut butter elves became his sidekicks and helped him fight Harry's arch enemy.
No, not Voldemort but the Hairy Harry spiders of DOOM that resembled Harry only hairier.
THE END
That's done. Go home. Shoo.