The
first person Xander ran into once he reached 1630 Revello Drive was, of course, Buffy.
Lately, her greetings were more of a list of things that needed repair instead
of a simple hello, or God forbid a hug. Today was no different. Apparently,
from what Xander could gather from Buffy's ranting, during a sparring match,
Faith used a little psychological warfare to get Buffy angry and take her off
her game. Mission accomplished.
Xander followed Buffy down to the basement to view the damage first hand. He
whistled as he surveyed the scene, mentally calculating what he'd need to do to
fix things. They never just break
something... Noooo, they have to break the shit out
of something. From what he could
gather, Buffy had completely missed Faith's head with a kick, and proceeded to
put her foot straight through one of the support beams in the basement. Slayer rage, got to
love it.
Hoping to lighten the situation, Xander joked, "Was it at least one of the
beams you tied us to last year? Because if anything deserved
some breakage, it'd be one of those beams."
Unfortunately, his joke only served to anger Buffy further. Her face squnched up, her eyes narrowed, and a shiver went down
Xander's spine as he actually heard her teeth grind. Okay. Joking didn't work, let's try blunt honesty. "In all
fairness Buffy, Faith had a point."
With the look that statement inspired, Xander thought he could see the aneurysm
forming in Buffy's head. "What the hell do you mean Faith had a point? She
was purposefully baiting me! I let her back into my home, and this is the
thanks I get? She's up to her old tricks again Xander and I won't stand for
it!"
Xander smiled tolerantly. "Maybe she is, and maybe she isn't. But the
point is, do you honestly think the First is going to
leave on the kid gloves, or spare your feelings in battle?" As Buffy's 'I Am The Law' face started to melt into just a
frown, Xander felt it safe to continue.
"Your history with Faith is just one avenue the First could use of a dozen
or more Buffy. God help us if the First decided to play the Angel card."
Buffy gave Xander a warning glare. "But that's beside the point, the way
you are right now, if the First decided to play on your emotional
vulnerabilities it'd be both good and bad."
"Good and bad how?"
"Good because it'd make you angry. And you're like the Hulk
Buffy... The angrier you get, the stronger you get. But it's bad, because you
get sloppy Buffy. Your anger blinds you. We've been fortunate in the past, we haven't really had to deal with any Sun Tzu's on
the Hellmouth. Until now, that is."
Xander paused for a breath, and tried to gauge what effect, if any, his speech
had on Buffy. Crap. Defensive
Buffy. I might as well just be talking to myself now. Oh well, in
for a penny, in for a pound. "If Faith can angry up your blood that badly,
especially when you know she's just trying to get a rise out of you, then what
are you going to do when the First really gets going? As much as Faith knows
what buttons to push, how much worse are the First's attacks going to be? It's
not called the First Evil for nothing you know."
For as long as Xander had known Buffy, he was still unprepared for the outburst
he was about to face.
