Note- I needed to say...This series has a lot of inside jokes in it, but I
tried to add in all-around humor also. Sorry about that.

Chapter 2- What is this?

Many of the young children and the parents began to leave, holding
their ears. "BEHOLD! The power of the ruthless, the almighty....The sexy....TARAAAAA!!!" a voice boomed from the loudspeakers. Some of the kids started to cry again. "I think that's Pete, and he's having way too much
fun..." whispered Adrienne. "This is horrible!" cried Hobo Dan, "Mother doesn't let me hear the s-word, even when I'm watching TV in the basement!" A puff of smoke appeared on the stage, and Tara, clothed in a black cloak
emerged. "Wherever there is a flute player in need...I'll be there. When there is a friend in danger, I'll be there...When a foul note it played, I'll
be the one to mock you first...I am....TARA!" A huge boom and sprays of confetti followed. Tara pulled out her piccolo. "It is time to die...For yous
guys!"
"I need to get a piece of the action." Paige said. She stood up and pulled a glowing purple bracelet out of her pocket. "Behold...the power of the lotus!" Suddenly all of the civilians who where left fainted from the
light- all except the awesome instrumentalists and the hobos. "Wait, I thought that the light only looses its affect against people who are cool!" Shannon gasped. "Yeah, that...and people who are evil!" Matt said, staring at
the hobo instructors.
"I guess you figured it all out..." Hobo Doug sighed. "It was obvious
that no one would actually create such a stupid organization to begin with...I'm surprised no one figured this out years ago." The room became very
dark, and thunder began to roar. "Don't you see? They're the demons of the orchestra band underworld!" Scott said. The forms of all the old men began to be huge and misshapen. "We've
been expecting this...We even sent our minions out to stalk and watch
your....spies!" "I knew it!" Paige and Shannon screamed at the same time. "Why...Why did I ever come here so many years?" Amber said sadly. "Because....we're geeks." Katie said very plainly. "I...KNOW!" Amber said, and started to cry. Tara put her hand on Amber's shoulder. "This is no time to cry about not being as cool as me, Amber...We need to vanquish the monsters that are the hobos!"