Authors Note: This chapter was written by my brother Zak, of course with touches by me! So if it has a different sound that's why, ENJOY!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related things belong strictly to J.K. Rowling and I'm not sure who the Diarrhea song belongs to.... but it's not me!
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"These berries sure are desirable", sighed Harry as he shoved a handful of the queer orange delectables into his mouth.
"Oh no! Intruders! They'll try and steal my berries", said Harry as he snarled at Hagrid, Ron, and Hermoine who were running towards him with gusto.
"MY BERRIES!" Harry snapped (literally, he snapped at their hands and feet).
"Harry, Stop! Eating too many of those.....those....berries will give you......
* DUN DUN DUN *
DIARRHEA!", Hermoine gasped, out of breath.
"Nooooooooooooo, not....not...that", Harry cried in disgust, trying to spit out the berries he had just shoved in his mouth.
Just then Ron decided he would try to lighten up the mood with a little song:
"When you're sitting on your tooshie
And you feel something squishy
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're sitting there in class
Something wet upon your"
"RON!" Hermoine interrupted, "that is disgusting!"
"Sorry", said Ron sheepishly
Harry dropped the berries. "What have I done to myself?"
"We'd better get you home", said Hagrid, "before it kicks in."
The four of them stood up and headed back to Hagrid's shed.
"Can't Madame Pomfrey cure me?", whimpered Harry, as they came out of the forest.
"No, no one can....", said Hermoine, fighting back tears, "Diarrhea is very mysterious...it isn't....what was that?"
A rustling sound came from the Jackie Chan plants in Hagrid's garden.
"Who's in there?", bellowed Hagrid
With that a pale blonde wizard ran out of the plants towards Hogwarts.
"OH NO!", Harry gasped, "Do you think he heard us talking about my....ummm....diarrhea?"
"We can only hope not", said Hagrid