Author's Note: I'm just gonna skip the shit (now it's a PG-13 rating) and start the show! Enjoy!

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1:00 PM Lyoko's Polar Region

"Well, this is a lovely situation."

"Shut up, Odd!"

"Both of you shut up!"

"Sure, Yumi, but just one question. Why'd Xana virtualized the ropes?"

"Odd! Do you honestly think I know?"

"Uh, no, no, I guess not..."

"Wait! Look!"

"What is it, Ulreck?"

"Isn't that Alieta?"

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1:00 PM Control Room

"We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. In multiple regions, strange metallic crab-like creatures are currently destroying all police and military structures and personnel without mercy. As of now, no terrorist organization has claimed responsibility."

"Ha, ha, ha! Things are going as planned! Now then Jeremy, are you ready for your trip?"

Xana picks the limp Jeremy's head and mimics a geeky sounding voice.

"Why yes, Xana, sir I cannot wait! I will also finally meet my girlfriend Aleita!"

"That's what I thought. You get the powers of daggers! You have deadly accuracy and a little surprise I have built in to your virtual self."

"Oh goody! I can't wait any longer virtualize me now, please!!"

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1:15 PM Lyoko Polar Region

"Thanks Aleita! What would we do with out you?"

"I have often wondered that myself Ulreck. Err, no offence you know?"

"None taken."

But just then....

'Ulreck!!! Heads up!!!"

"Wha...? Ooof!"

At that moment, an unconscious Jeremy fell right on Ulreck.

"What the...? Jeremy...?"

"Ugh...X...Xana...." He mumbles.

"Attention all Lyokians! This is your... heh heh... Warden speaking."

"Xana!" Yells Yumi.

"That is right. I do hope you are enjoying your stay? Anyways, I'd like to take this moment and tell you that life points are active. If you die, you're not coming back."

"WHAT???" All exclaim together.

"Yes, and I also took the time to create new rules and monsters and towers and anything else to ensure you have one hell of a time here."

"But... but..."

"Shut up Odd! I also would like you to know that all but one scanner has been unplugged. But I am a fair person. There is a way to get out."

"And that would be?"

"Now, now, Yumi! If I told you, it wouldn't be any fun, now would it?"

"Xana! I'm gonna kill you!"

"We shall see about that Ulreck. We shall see. Oh, and did I mention, I have backup plans, just in case?"

"Yeah? Well, you going down!"

"Hmm, this is gonna be fun. Ta ta! HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAA!"

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1:30 PM Control Room

In the control room, a very happy person sits in a chair. He is none other than Xana. And he is very happy. Very happy indeed.

"Now, it is time to make my broadcast!"

With a snap of his fingers, everything every where that is electronic shuts down. Then, on every possible TV, the symbol of Xana appears.

"Hello everybody!" Xana calls out.

"As of right now, I am in charge of everything except the weather, your free will, and the earth's rotation. However, it is very easy to manipulate one of you and I can even control a few of earth's elements. Do not bother to find me or try to destroy me right now. I will crush you and your family if you do. There is hope, unfortunately. 5 kids have been imprisoned in my virtual world."

"Their names are..."

Odd's status card appears on the left side of the TVs

"...Odd"

Then Ulreck's

"...Ulreck"

Yumi's

"...Yumi"

Jeremy's

"...Jeremy"

And finally Alieta's "...And Alieta."

"Now, I know what you are thinking. 'Why just them?' Well; I'll tell you. They're the only ones who know how to kill me."

Then, a map of Lyoko appears in the upper right corner of the TVs.

"You can view their progress and watch as they attempt to get out."

A second map appears, this time in the lower right corner, it is a detailed map with the position of the team.

"Remember, as long as I'm happy, they live and you also live. If you piss me off? Well, you won't like the result. Have a good day. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Author's note: Whoo hoo! 4 reviews! I'm happy.

See ya next time!