The Picnic
Once upon a time in the great land of the kais, there lived a girl named Erika and her husband Supreme Kai. Erika's nickname was D.K, the Donut Kaioshin because she gives donuts to all of the other kais. She doesn't give any to Kibito. Kibito is gay and is going out with Uub. Supreme Kai can also be called S.K or Zeb. S.K and D.K live together in a mansion on top of a magical hill. There they have a daughter named Kali Michelle Bacon Kaioshin, K.K. Kali is three years old and was born in a closet. One day, the family was outside at a picnic and saw Sommer with her husband Kibito that was secretly cheating on her for Uub. They kissed. Also, Jamie, her cousin Buu, and brother and husband Piccolo were there. Mandy, Trunks, and Vegeta are a threesome. They were at the picnic too. They live a wonderful life inside of a box near S.K and D.K's house. Everyone kissed their husband(s)/wife(s) while Chelsea stands there hating everyone. The kisses lasted for 74 days. They all left the picnic. "Whoo!" screams D.K when she finally turns super sayin. "Duh!" said S.K. "Bad Daddy!" retorts K.K. "I'm bored." Says S.K. "I know the solution!" yells D.K, "Let's make another Kali!" she whispers. "Yay! That's fun!" S.K said almost too loud. They leave to an untold area for days. [A/N – The untold area has now been found out to be a Flying Nimbus-like cloud in the sky.] Kali goes to live with the Tertle Hermit fearing her mommy and daddy may never come back. They did eventually come back and found out that K.K isn't there. They called the turtle hermit but he said she ran away to a box or something. S.K looked in the chimney and on the roof while D.K went to Mandy's house. K.K was there of course. Mandy taught her how to live in a box like her. D.K grounded Mandy because they had to buy a $74.00 box for K.K to live in. S.K ran down to the box and randomly destroyed. Mandy, Trunks, and Vegeta shared an apartment with Jamie in a hole in the ground until they could buy a new box.
THE END!
