I'm back guys and gals!!! Didja miss me?! Huh, huh?! I missed all my wonderful fans!!! So I just had to come back for ya!!! It's all for ya'll!!! Well let's get this wheel turnin'!! LOVE AND PEACE o!^_^!o!!!!

InuYasha: ................ (sigh)

RIS: What's wrong with you Inu-chan?

InuYasha: I could have hurt Kagome and it's all your fault!

RIS: Ashiteru InuYasha and I would never do anything to hurt your feelings, well at least not a lot of things to hurt your feelings.

InuYasha: (sarcastically) Oh, I feel a WHOLE lot better now RIS.

RIS: Denada (Your Welcome in Spanish) ^_^!!!!

InuYasha: o_O...........

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Recap:

"And speaking of sons, have any of you seen InuYasha? I have seen or smelled him all morning."

"No. What happened, is he missing?" Miroku asked worriedly.

"Yes. He's not in the house or in the yard anywhere!"

"Well, InuYasha was acting strangely last night." Sango said.

"Strangely how?"

"He was all screaming, and said something that we couldn't hear, and Kurama and Koto said that they had to get him away from our other friend, Kagome, and he started acting crazy when they were dragging him out, and stuff!"

"I think I know what's going on then!" InuTaisho yelled worriedly.

"WHAT??!!" Both Miroku and Sango screamed.

"InuYasha finally had his first kiss! His demonic desire is kicking in! We must go this, Kagome's, house!"

"What do you mean?!" Miroku asked getting worried.

"When a demon gets his or her first kiss, no matter how it happened, they will do anything to get the person they kissed to be theirs! That's all that needs to be explained in this situation! We have to get to her house quickly!"

"Let's go then!" Sango shouted.

Chapter 11: Almost Busted!! And I.R Pink Baboon!

(Back at Kagome's House)

Kagome was sitting in InuYasha's lap in a kind of mindless manner because of the spell, while InuYasha was behind Kagome, giving a trial of kisses down her neck, and stroking her silky raven hair.

"That's a good mate. Stay still and quiet just like this. Nothing's gonna happen my precious." InuYasha said, still under demonic influence.

"Yes InuYasha...." Kagome said mindlessly

"I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy you......."

"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Came a roaring voice from outside.

"Who the hell!? Oh. It's the Hanyou's father. Better bring his side back. That's it... for now precious....." InuYasha's demon side before turning the real InuYasha over. The spell over Kagome has vanished and she doesn't remember a thing.

"Oh shit!! I knew I should of gotten outta here before!! Oh no! Kagome! Are you ok!?" InuYasha cried.

"I'm just fine InuYasha, why do ask?" She answered.

'She doesn't remember!' "Um, no reason just asking." He replied forgetting all about his dad. (Bad idea Inu-chan)

"INUYASHA GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!!!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!"

"Who's that?"

"M. M . My dad! Come with me outside, quick!

"Okay"

So they walked outside together. Kagome almost fainted at the sight of a giant dog standing in front of her house, but InuYasha caught her while she was falling and helped up straight again (of course).

"Musuko-san, What were you doing here!!!? I was looking for you all day!!!! And you can't lie because I know when you are!!!!" InuTaisho barked.

"Well Zenigata, to be honest, I don't know. All I know is that I woke up here and we ate breakfast. Isn't that right Kagome?" InuYasha said smoothly. (I like calling anyone who I want to call Pops, Zenigata, because that's what the Lupin III gang call Zenigata, Pops!)

"Well yeah, that's all." Kagome said.

"I don't believe you InuYasha. I mean what kind of man would stop by a woman's house in the middle of the night and do nothing?" Miroku asked with a perverted smile.

"MIROKU YOU PERVERT!!!!!" Kagome screamed while a little blush crept across her face.

"What Miroku means to say is that we know about your 'condition'" Said Sango.

"You do!!??" InuYasha asked very surprised.

"What condition, InuYasha? Is this about why you've been acting strangely?" Kagome asked out of concern.

"Kagome I..." InuYasha began but got cut off by his father.

"He can't tell you dear. It's a demon rule. I'm sorry, but your just going to have wonder until you figure it out for yourself. No one can tell." InuTaisho convincingly explained.

"But Inu Otoo-san, you said...." Miroku started before getting cut off by Sango.

"Uh, Miroku, could you come here for a moment sweetie?" Sango said trying her best to be seductive enough to coax Miroku to the side of the house.

"Sweetie!?" InuYasha and Kagome shouted in unison.

"Sweetie? HOTDOG!!! Coming Sango dear!!!" Miroku yelled running to the other side of the house where Sango was.

"Miroku..." Sango said.

"Yes Lady Sango?" Miroku said trying to contain himself.

"YOU JABBER JAW!!! WE CAN'T LET HER KNOW IN ANY WAY, REMEMBER!!?" Sango said just about ready to strangle him.

"Oh yeah! I remember now!" Miroku said stupidly.

(They walk back to the front and InuYasha and Kagome were giving them strange but also "I knew it" looks.)

"Well come on son, we have a lot to discuss." Said InuTaisho.

"Ok Zenigata, whatever you say. Bye everyone! Thanks for the Breakfi Kagome, it was off the CHAIN!!!!"

"InuYasha! Be a proper gentleman, remember?!" InuTaisho scolded.

"::sigh:: Yes father.... Thank you very much for that wonderful meal Lady Kagome, it was exquisite." InuYasha said trying to be as proper as he possibly could.

"Ano, your welcome.... the pleasure's all mine?"

"Are ya happy now dad?" InuYasha said dully.

"Very good son. It's time to go now."

"Bye everyone! See ya maƱana (tomorrow it Span.)" InuYasha said while hopping on his dad's back and off they went.

"Yeah we better get goin' too Kagome" Sango said. 'At least we know that she's gonna be okay, no that InuYasha's dad knows.'

"Yeah I'll see you later too Kagome." Miroku said happily.

"Ja ne you two! And try not to kill any one on the road Miroku! Sango's gonna be in the car too ya know!" Kagome laughed.

"Yeah, yeah, mock my driving skills! See if I care!" Miroku laughed (everyone laughed) and walked to his car.

"Bye Kagome-chan!" Sango waved goodbye, ran to Miroku's car and they took off. (I think I gave some of you the impression that Sango and Miroku rode on InuTaisho's back to get to Kagome's house but Miroku drove there because he knew he would end up walking back to get his car when InuTaisho started to get mad.)

*~~~~~Monday! Monday! GET READY TO PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~*

(Um, I'm a girl that doesn't really watch football so I don't really know
how the game works............... hehehe.......sorry........? How 'bout
this instead !?)

*~Monday! Monday! GET READY TO SEE SOME FOOTBALL.......uh...SCORES!!~*
(at least I know how the point system works!!)

"YEAH!!! AND THE FINAL SCORE IS..... TAMA TIGERS 31 AND SHAMAN SHARKS 9!!! JAPANIME HIGH WINS!!!!" Announcer/ "Great Teacher" Onizuka shouted.

The whole Tama Tigers team and crowd went MUY LOCO (very crazy in Span.) screaming, jumping, ramming into each other, pouring things on each others heads!!! Speaking of that..........

"Hey Naraku man, we did it!!!!" InuYasha screamed.

"Yeah!!! Serves those Sharks right!!!" He yelled back.

"VICTORY SPILL!!!!!" InuYasha howled, while pouring some kind of PINKISH liquid on Naraku's hair.

"QUIT IT YOU MANGY MUTT!!!" Naraku laughed.

"Ok Baboon!" InuYasha laughed back and gave Naraku a noogy.

"OW! STOP!" Naraku yelled.

"Ok....... I.R. PINK BABOON!!!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" InuYasha laughed and ran over to the bleachers (Kagome, Miroku, and Sango were in the front row) to show them, and they busted out laughing.

"Look!!! Aww! Ain't he cute?! Ah hahahahahaha!!!" Sango laughed.

"What do ya know!!!? The world's first whole pink baboon!!!! Wa hahahahahaha!!!!" Kagome laughed.

Miroku was too busy rolling around on the ground laughing to say anything!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the Boy's Locker room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(everyone but Naraku) LOOKIN GOOD NARAKU!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

"What are you guys talking abou (Looks in a mirror).............. WHA!!!!!! INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MANGY HOUSE DOG!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry it took so long again!!!! Someone asked me what Ja ne means, it means "See you later" hope that helps! Well Teru-chan tell the news!!!! : Radical Inu Star did not have any inspiration so there were no songs.... but the next chapter will be:: The Worst Holloween Luck!! Here Comes Koga Klaws!!!:: Ja ne Minna-san!!!!