Disclaimer: I don't own any characters; they are all property of J. K. Rowling, an excellent writer.
Author's Note: I got some pretty unsettling reviews, and I'm peeved but I'm still going to update for those people who did like it.
To my reviewers:
kay345- he tried once, but he is going to try again soon. They are in 7th
ilovejosh- haha thanks!
Auntarctic- did I really screw up that bad? Haha well I fixed it thanks for telling me. I read over the story 3 times and didn't catch it!
CJ-Cj- here's more!
Raine Is Crazy- ok this thank you is going to be difficult...thanks to all of you personalities... they gave me something funny to read after reading those reviews that insulted me.
Loki Mischeif-Maker- haha you will find out the distraction now! And it won't turn into a slash story, I'm just a slash writer so I had to include some.
To my flamers:
I'm not going to waste my time answering you
Quite a bit of slash in this chapter, but its all for the story.
And to the story!
Marry Me, Damn It! 3
Remus, James and Peter stared at the last member of their group in shock.
"Wow." Was all James could say.
"How does he do it?" Peter asked.
"You are a pig Siri," Remus commented.
"I'm a growing boy!" Sirius protested as he shoved yet another piece of sausage in his mouth.
His plate was piled high, with sausage, bacon, eggs, toast, and everything thing else he could reach.
"He's like the bottomless pit," James laughed. Remus nodded his head in agreement.
"Yep, and one day he is going to get so fat that it will be impossible for him to walk," Sirius looked at Remus pointedly. Remus's eyes widened, " Don't expect me to keep going out with you when that happens."
Sirius automatically put down his food and turned to Remus with puppy dog eyes. "You would break up with me if I was fat?"
Remus laughed and put his arm around his boyfriend's shoulders. "No, I couldn't. I love you too much." He leaned over and kissed him.
"Ok, ok enough with the intimacy. We have to get started on the plan!" James exclaimed. He pulled out his parchment with the ideas on it and pointed to one. "I tried this last night, but it didn't work."
He pointed to another. "This is what I'm going to try today."
"Aw! It's so sweet," Remus told him. "I'm sure she will love it."
James smiled and turned to Sirius. "So Padfoot? What was your distraction?"
"Ok listen. We put the cockroaches in Snape's pocket, and have the singing spell already on it," Sirius started. James laughed and shook his head.
"No Sirius, I meant the distraction for Lily," James explained. Realization dawned on Sirius's face.
"Oh!" he said. "Ok, well what we do is put a singing spell on a cockroach and..."
Remus covered Sirius's mouth with his hand. "I got a better idea James. Just go and get your plan ready, and I'll figure this part out."
James nodded and took off.
"Let's go Padfoot," Remus said as he grabbed his boyfriend's hand. They walked through the hallways hand in hand until they reached the library. He dragged Sirius to an empty hallway left of the library and looked around to make sure no one was there.
When he was sure, he looked at Sirius with love in his eyes and pulled him into a kiss. Before it got really heated, Remus pulled back and looked Sirius straight in the eye. "I love you."
"Stay here," He told his boyfriend. Sirius nodded and watched Remus walk into the library.
Remus walked over to a table where a boy was sitting with messy black hair and brown eyes reading a book.
"Zabini," the boy looked up from the book with a questioning glance. "I need your help."
Remus whispered his plan into the boy's ear. After hearing it, Zabini pulled back with a smile and nodded.
"What do I get out of it?" He asked as he wrapped his arms around Remus and pulled the werewolf towards his lap.
Remus pulled out of the embrace, and said, "The satisfaction of watching one of Hogwarts best couples break up because of you."
He smirked, "I'll do it."
Remus smiled happily and went to sit down. "I'll be out in five minutes." Zabini nodded and walked out of the library. He saw Remus's boyfriend standing in the hallway to the left of the library.
"Sirius. How nice to see you here," He put on a sexy smile and started walking towards the other boy.
"Zabini. What do you want?" Sirius asked crossly.
"You," he stated as Sirius's eyes went wide.
"Too bad Zabini. I'm taken," He said harshly.
"You know what? I don't mind that one bit," With that, Zabini proceeded to grab Sirius's face and attach himself to the other boy's mouth. Sirius tried to pull back, but was unsuccessful.
He kept pulling backwards, but was stopped when he felt Zabini push him into the wall.
"Sirius?" Zabini pulled back and looked at Remus.
"Hello Lupin," Remus's eyes filled with tears. The wolf inside him was trying to attack Zabini, but Remus was holding back so as not to hurt Sirius too.
"Sirius how could you?!" Remus accused, "I told you I loved you and this is what you give me?" He ran away crying.
"You bastard!" Sirius screamed before punching the black haired boy in the face. He then took off after his boyfriend. "Remus wait!"
Zabini walked back into the library, nursing his broken nose.
Remus reached the Gryffindor common room and sank to the floor. He knew it was all a plan, but it still hurt when he saw Sirius kissing another guy. Even if his boyfriend wasn't kissing the guy back.
He choked back a sob and opened his mouth the say the password. The portrait opened before he could though, and he saw a girl with red hair standing in front of him.
"Remus?" she questioned. She saw his face and pulled him into the common room.
"Sit down," she commanded. "What happened?"
Remus started sobbing loudly, and he threw his arms around Lily's neck. "It was Sirius, I saw him kissing Zabini!"
Lily's eyes filled with rage. "I swear, I will get him for this."
Remus shook his head. "No, please just leave him. I still love him." Lily nodded in understanding.
"Ok then, let's go take a walk by the lake. It will make you feel better," She got up to leave, but Remus's eyes widened when he heard the word lake and he quickly stopped her.
"No!" She turned around surprised at his outburst. "I mean, would it be okay if we just stayed inside for a while and talked? I really could use some advice."
She smiled, "Of course Rem. Anything you want. But I say we at least go down to the kitchen and get some chocolate. Would that make you feel better?"
Remus nodded enthusiastically and the pair made their way down to the kitchen.
Sirius sadly walked outside until he reached the lake. He sat down by a tree and saw his best friend running around the lake, bending over and doing something, then running around to the other side of the lake, looking at what he did, then running back.
Confused, he jogged over to see what was up.
"Hey James, what's going on?" Sirius asked as James ran past him. Sirius joined James in running. They reached one side of the lake and Sirius saw white roses everywhere. (a/n: white roses are my favorite flowers!)
He went to pick one for Remus and got his hand smacked away.
"No, all for Lily." Sirius scowled.
"Come on James, don't be greedy." James then stood up and ran to the other side of the lake with Sirius at his side.
He surveyed his work and looked at Sirius for approval. The other boy was looking at the roses in confusion. "I don't get it."
James pushed Sirius to where he was standing. "Read them."
"Marry me." He read. "Aw, that's real sweet James, but I was attached you know, and I'm still in love with my ex."
Sirius sat on the grass, picking out pieces and throwing them on the ground. "What do you mean ex?" James asked as he sat by his best friend.
"Well, Remus was going into the library to look for a distraction for you," James nodded and Sirius continued. "That Zabini kid in Slytherin came out of the library not five minutes after Remus went in and attacked me."
James furrowed his eyebrows. "What do you mean?"
Sirius bowed his head, "He kissed me. I didn't kiss him back, but Remus must have thought I did, because he started crying and ran off. He won't talk to me or anything." Tears started in Sirius's eyes. "I don't know what to do James, I really don't. I love him so much."
James put his hand on Sirius's back, shaking his head as his friend's ignorance.
The two boys had to get up however, because there was an angry redhead charging toward them.
"SIRIUS BLACK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Lily was quickly walking toward the friends, with a sad Remus in tow.
Sirius quickly put up his guard, but tears kept falling from his eyes. "There is nothing wrong with me." He got down on his knees in front of Remus. "Remmie, I swear I wasn't kissing him."
"But I saw you!" Remus cried.
"Yes, you saw him kissing me. I wasn't kissing him back!" Sirius said defensively.
"How do I know you're not lying?" Remus accused. James had somehow slipped over to Lily and pulled her away from the fighting couple.
"Lil, don't get involved, it will only make the situation worse." He told his girlfriend.
"James, look at Remus, he is going to fall apart at any second-"
"And Padfoot will make him better." James wrapped his arms around Lily and squeezed her as they watched the fight. "Don't worry."
"Remus, I love you with all my heart and I would never do something like that to you! Please believe me." Remus looked like he was considering it. The wolf believed Sirius, but he had to put the act on for a bit longer.
He watched James drag Lily away toward the roses, and was about to say he forgave Sirius when the man got down on one knee and pulled a box of out his pocket. Remus was so shocked he couldn't say anything.
"Remus Lupin. I have loved you since the first day I met you. I don't care if you are a werewolf. I will always love you. Will you marry me?" Remus was still frozen and Sirius was nervously looking at him in anticipation. The couple that was trying to sneak away had heard the proposition and came back to watch.
"I...I..." finding himself incapable of speech, Remus launched himself at Sirius and kissed him hard.
"Is that a yes?" Padfoot asked. Remus nodded with tears of happiness in his eyes. Sirius slipped the ring on his fiancé's finger and kissed him.
James finally stole Lily away from the scene and brought her over to the spot James and Sirius had occupied before.
"Look," He commanded. She looked at the other side of the lake, but all she saw was a big blotch of white.
"It's too dark James, I don't see anything. Anyways, it's getting late, I have to get to bed," James sat down. "You gonna stay here for a while?" James looked at her and nodded. She kissed him and then walked back to the castle. James put his head in his hands and sighed.
Sirius and Remus came to sit next to him. Remus looked across the lake and put a hand on his shoulder. "It's beautiful James. Don't worry, she will see it tomorrow," Remus assured him. He leaned back against his soon-to be husband. "We had better go inside," he suggested. The other two nodded and they all trudged inside.
Author's note: yes! I'm finally done with this chapter. I had the hardest time making up a good distraction. For all the het fans I hope you didn't mind the amount of slash in here. It tied in though.
Please Review!
Author's Note: I got some pretty unsettling reviews, and I'm peeved but I'm still going to update for those people who did like it.
To my reviewers:
kay345- he tried once, but he is going to try again soon. They are in 7th
ilovejosh- haha thanks!
Auntarctic- did I really screw up that bad? Haha well I fixed it thanks for telling me. I read over the story 3 times and didn't catch it!
CJ-Cj- here's more!
Raine Is Crazy- ok this thank you is going to be difficult...thanks to all of you personalities... they gave me something funny to read after reading those reviews that insulted me.
Loki Mischeif-Maker- haha you will find out the distraction now! And it won't turn into a slash story, I'm just a slash writer so I had to include some.
To my flamers:
I'm not going to waste my time answering you
Quite a bit of slash in this chapter, but its all for the story.
And to the story!
Marry Me, Damn It! 3
Remus, James and Peter stared at the last member of their group in shock.
"Wow." Was all James could say.
"How does he do it?" Peter asked.
"You are a pig Siri," Remus commented.
"I'm a growing boy!" Sirius protested as he shoved yet another piece of sausage in his mouth.
His plate was piled high, with sausage, bacon, eggs, toast, and everything thing else he could reach.
"He's like the bottomless pit," James laughed. Remus nodded his head in agreement.
"Yep, and one day he is going to get so fat that it will be impossible for him to walk," Sirius looked at Remus pointedly. Remus's eyes widened, " Don't expect me to keep going out with you when that happens."
Sirius automatically put down his food and turned to Remus with puppy dog eyes. "You would break up with me if I was fat?"
Remus laughed and put his arm around his boyfriend's shoulders. "No, I couldn't. I love you too much." He leaned over and kissed him.
"Ok, ok enough with the intimacy. We have to get started on the plan!" James exclaimed. He pulled out his parchment with the ideas on it and pointed to one. "I tried this last night, but it didn't work."
He pointed to another. "This is what I'm going to try today."
"Aw! It's so sweet," Remus told him. "I'm sure she will love it."
James smiled and turned to Sirius. "So Padfoot? What was your distraction?"
"Ok listen. We put the cockroaches in Snape's pocket, and have the singing spell already on it," Sirius started. James laughed and shook his head.
"No Sirius, I meant the distraction for Lily," James explained. Realization dawned on Sirius's face.
"Oh!" he said. "Ok, well what we do is put a singing spell on a cockroach and..."
Remus covered Sirius's mouth with his hand. "I got a better idea James. Just go and get your plan ready, and I'll figure this part out."
James nodded and took off.
"Let's go Padfoot," Remus said as he grabbed his boyfriend's hand. They walked through the hallways hand in hand until they reached the library. He dragged Sirius to an empty hallway left of the library and looked around to make sure no one was there.
When he was sure, he looked at Sirius with love in his eyes and pulled him into a kiss. Before it got really heated, Remus pulled back and looked Sirius straight in the eye. "I love you."
"Stay here," He told his boyfriend. Sirius nodded and watched Remus walk into the library.
Remus walked over to a table where a boy was sitting with messy black hair and brown eyes reading a book.
"Zabini," the boy looked up from the book with a questioning glance. "I need your help."
Remus whispered his plan into the boy's ear. After hearing it, Zabini pulled back with a smile and nodded.
"What do I get out of it?" He asked as he wrapped his arms around Remus and pulled the werewolf towards his lap.
Remus pulled out of the embrace, and said, "The satisfaction of watching one of Hogwarts best couples break up because of you."
He smirked, "I'll do it."
Remus smiled happily and went to sit down. "I'll be out in five minutes." Zabini nodded and walked out of the library. He saw Remus's boyfriend standing in the hallway to the left of the library.
"Sirius. How nice to see you here," He put on a sexy smile and started walking towards the other boy.
"Zabini. What do you want?" Sirius asked crossly.
"You," he stated as Sirius's eyes went wide.
"Too bad Zabini. I'm taken," He said harshly.
"You know what? I don't mind that one bit," With that, Zabini proceeded to grab Sirius's face and attach himself to the other boy's mouth. Sirius tried to pull back, but was unsuccessful.
He kept pulling backwards, but was stopped when he felt Zabini push him into the wall.
"Sirius?" Zabini pulled back and looked at Remus.
"Hello Lupin," Remus's eyes filled with tears. The wolf inside him was trying to attack Zabini, but Remus was holding back so as not to hurt Sirius too.
"Sirius how could you?!" Remus accused, "I told you I loved you and this is what you give me?" He ran away crying.
"You bastard!" Sirius screamed before punching the black haired boy in the face. He then took off after his boyfriend. "Remus wait!"
Zabini walked back into the library, nursing his broken nose.
Remus reached the Gryffindor common room and sank to the floor. He knew it was all a plan, but it still hurt when he saw Sirius kissing another guy. Even if his boyfriend wasn't kissing the guy back.
He choked back a sob and opened his mouth the say the password. The portrait opened before he could though, and he saw a girl with red hair standing in front of him.
"Remus?" she questioned. She saw his face and pulled him into the common room.
"Sit down," she commanded. "What happened?"
Remus started sobbing loudly, and he threw his arms around Lily's neck. "It was Sirius, I saw him kissing Zabini!"
Lily's eyes filled with rage. "I swear, I will get him for this."
Remus shook his head. "No, please just leave him. I still love him." Lily nodded in understanding.
"Ok then, let's go take a walk by the lake. It will make you feel better," She got up to leave, but Remus's eyes widened when he heard the word lake and he quickly stopped her.
"No!" She turned around surprised at his outburst. "I mean, would it be okay if we just stayed inside for a while and talked? I really could use some advice."
She smiled, "Of course Rem. Anything you want. But I say we at least go down to the kitchen and get some chocolate. Would that make you feel better?"
Remus nodded enthusiastically and the pair made their way down to the kitchen.
Sirius sadly walked outside until he reached the lake. He sat down by a tree and saw his best friend running around the lake, bending over and doing something, then running around to the other side of the lake, looking at what he did, then running back.
Confused, he jogged over to see what was up.
"Hey James, what's going on?" Sirius asked as James ran past him. Sirius joined James in running. They reached one side of the lake and Sirius saw white roses everywhere. (a/n: white roses are my favorite flowers!)
He went to pick one for Remus and got his hand smacked away.
"No, all for Lily." Sirius scowled.
"Come on James, don't be greedy." James then stood up and ran to the other side of the lake with Sirius at his side.
He surveyed his work and looked at Sirius for approval. The other boy was looking at the roses in confusion. "I don't get it."
James pushed Sirius to where he was standing. "Read them."
"Marry me." He read. "Aw, that's real sweet James, but I was attached you know, and I'm still in love with my ex."
Sirius sat on the grass, picking out pieces and throwing them on the ground. "What do you mean ex?" James asked as he sat by his best friend.
"Well, Remus was going into the library to look for a distraction for you," James nodded and Sirius continued. "That Zabini kid in Slytherin came out of the library not five minutes after Remus went in and attacked me."
James furrowed his eyebrows. "What do you mean?"
Sirius bowed his head, "He kissed me. I didn't kiss him back, but Remus must have thought I did, because he started crying and ran off. He won't talk to me or anything." Tears started in Sirius's eyes. "I don't know what to do James, I really don't. I love him so much."
James put his hand on Sirius's back, shaking his head as his friend's ignorance.
The two boys had to get up however, because there was an angry redhead charging toward them.
"SIRIUS BLACK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Lily was quickly walking toward the friends, with a sad Remus in tow.
Sirius quickly put up his guard, but tears kept falling from his eyes. "There is nothing wrong with me." He got down on his knees in front of Remus. "Remmie, I swear I wasn't kissing him."
"But I saw you!" Remus cried.
"Yes, you saw him kissing me. I wasn't kissing him back!" Sirius said defensively.
"How do I know you're not lying?" Remus accused. James had somehow slipped over to Lily and pulled her away from the fighting couple.
"Lil, don't get involved, it will only make the situation worse." He told his girlfriend.
"James, look at Remus, he is going to fall apart at any second-"
"And Padfoot will make him better." James wrapped his arms around Lily and squeezed her as they watched the fight. "Don't worry."
"Remus, I love you with all my heart and I would never do something like that to you! Please believe me." Remus looked like he was considering it. The wolf believed Sirius, but he had to put the act on for a bit longer.
He watched James drag Lily away toward the roses, and was about to say he forgave Sirius when the man got down on one knee and pulled a box of out his pocket. Remus was so shocked he couldn't say anything.
"Remus Lupin. I have loved you since the first day I met you. I don't care if you are a werewolf. I will always love you. Will you marry me?" Remus was still frozen and Sirius was nervously looking at him in anticipation. The couple that was trying to sneak away had heard the proposition and came back to watch.
"I...I..." finding himself incapable of speech, Remus launched himself at Sirius and kissed him hard.
"Is that a yes?" Padfoot asked. Remus nodded with tears of happiness in his eyes. Sirius slipped the ring on his fiancé's finger and kissed him.
James finally stole Lily away from the scene and brought her over to the spot James and Sirius had occupied before.
"Look," He commanded. She looked at the other side of the lake, but all she saw was a big blotch of white.
"It's too dark James, I don't see anything. Anyways, it's getting late, I have to get to bed," James sat down. "You gonna stay here for a while?" James looked at her and nodded. She kissed him and then walked back to the castle. James put his head in his hands and sighed.
Sirius and Remus came to sit next to him. Remus looked across the lake and put a hand on his shoulder. "It's beautiful James. Don't worry, she will see it tomorrow," Remus assured him. He leaned back against his soon-to be husband. "We had better go inside," he suggested. The other two nodded and they all trudged inside.
Author's note: yes! I'm finally done with this chapter. I had the hardest time making up a good distraction. For all the het fans I hope you didn't mind the amount of slash in here. It tied in though.
Please Review!