*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*
~ Mage Kitty
A/N: Well, FF.Net is down… so I'm just gonna write… Not like that's a bad thing… Oh yes… People who left a signed review got e-mailed by me. Cause I was bored. And I stole that idea from RheaLee ^^ tee hee hee ^^ If I didn't email you it is because I forgot and am a stupid kaka head. Or it got sent to your junk mail folder, or whatever variant your mail service thing calls it ^^ People who left anonymous get answered where I always put them… right below the A/N ^^ When FF.Net gets up and running again… Oh, and this chapter is a little… Odd… Er, implied sex, if you will… heh heh ^^;;; It's still PG-13, though…
Phire Phoenix Chan: What would you do if you woke up with Julius sleeping next to you? Tee hee hee… Foaly's alive, don't you worry… MWHAHAHA! Er, there was no reason at all for that…
Blondee: Obviously, I can stop there, cause I did. AND NOW I SHALL TORTURE YOU MORE! BWHAHAHA! Hyper!
Tonduil: I'm too lazy to write out your full name, lol. Thanks for the website, I'll need it ^^
Evil Mint: Of course I'm gonna update again; I hate stories that just stop right in the middle and are ditched and I don't wanna be even more of a hypocrite than I already am ^^;; Little brothers are stupid and, er, stupid…
Radioactive Bubblegum: Why am I even replying to this? I probably e-mailed you… probably. Oh yes, I did… heh heh…
Dragonmaster Kurai: To quote Crimson Dragoness, AHH! I'VE BEEN POKED! THE PAIN, THE HORROR, THE SUFFERING! Well, the suffering is mine; Crimson isn't creative enough to think of a full sentence… oh wait, I'm not creative enough to even think of my own thinger… heh heh…
slime-frog: Because I only started writing this on the 29th? *laughs*
Chibi-Chiri: WHOO! GO JACK! It won't be so hot for long, hee hee hee… You'll find that out after this chapter, lol ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Foaly, Holly, Julius and the others… I only own Foaly's Carrot and whatever else I decide to throw into this chapter…
Dedication: TazMoon! Cause she's the one who said 'yes' when I asked her if I should do a Foaly chapter ^^ So she's the person you can A) applaud to if you wanted this or B) kill cause you aint gonna find out what Holly's reaction is until the next chapter ^^ BWAHAHA! Actually, that isn't TazMoon's fault… That's mine. I've been meaning to do this chapter since… er, just after Holly's second entry… so I had no idea how the last chap was gonna- *cuts self off* I'm rambling. The second reason this chapter is dedicated to her is because she Beta'd this chapter… She offered to, lol… She doesn't even know that I'm dedicating this to her ^^ tee hee hee ^^ I wanna be online when she reads this ^^ I'm rambling again… On with the fic ^^
*~*~*~*~* Foaly: Entry Two (of sorts…) *~*~*~*~*
Taken from Foaly's journal ~ Encrypted
Translated – Gnommish to English
Haven City
Police Plaza
Ops Booth
Frond! Frond! D'Arvitting Frond! Julius and Holly are going to murder me! I've completely lost contact with my ship! My poor, poor baby!
I lost contact with her right after she took off. I didn't notice because I was, er, ignoring the elves. I can't even figure out what direction they left in! Frond! I knew I should have put a tracking system on her. Damn budget cuts. I have no way to find my baby! I'm going to have to upgrade all of my computers to match the l33tness of my baby! (A/N: Can't you just see Foaly writing in l33t? Or is it just me?) But I don't have the money. And to get more money, I have to talk to the Council…
…I'm dead.
The Council isn't going to like this…
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Nope, the Council hates this very much… They told me to 'use those brains of yours and find a loophole in your planning!' Don't they realize that when you do anything technical, you find the loopholes and fix them before you market it or anything? There are no loopholes to my ship! None at all. And I'm the smartest Fairy under the world.
Damn, it's Captain Ash Vein. Jerk. I can't figure out what Holly sees in him. He's just a self-centred pretty boy.
Vein: Hey Foaly. How's it hanging?
Me: You've been watching too many Mud Men movies shows.
Vein: Whatever man!
Me: Or listening to too much crap.
Vein: You look down, bro. What's the matter?
Me: None of your business.
Vein: Oh come on!
Me: Do you really want to know?
Vein: Hell, why not?
I really shouldn't tell him. He'll tell Lili Frond then she'll tell everyone. I really shouldn't tell him. On the other hand, it's perfect revenge on those elves. Lili will spread some rumour about them being together… hee hee hee!
Me: Captain Holly Short and Commander Julius Root are currently stuck on a ship that they entitled Foaly's Carrot somewhere.
Vein: Somewhere?
Me: I've lost contact with the ship. I don't know anything about the ship, them, or their location. Hopefully they'll come back. But they are quite a few hours overdue…
Vein: Hey, isn't that Captain that chick who keeps following me around?
Me: …
Vein: Hey, that is her! I'm free at last!
Me: …
Vein: Yes! Now me and Lili have the ladies room all to ourselves.
Me: …
Oh Frond… Poor Holly.
Vein: I've gotta go tell Lili the good news.
Me: You go do that.
Poor Holly. She already hates Lili so much. This is going to kill her when she comes back. Vein is such a jerk.
Back to the problem at hand. Finding my ship.
~ One Hour Later ~
It's not working. Nothing is working. I think I'll go for a walk.
~ Two Minutes Later ~
Oh my lord Frond. I just walked past the ladies room. I never needed to know that Lili's a screamer… Isn't anyone gonna do anything? Dump cold water on them? Anything?
~ Half Hour Later ~
Lili's still screaming. Nobody is doing anything. Is it left upon my shoulders again?
~ Five Minutes Later ~
It appears so. Chix Verbil came in and said that I 'volunteered' to break up Lili and Vein. The screams are a distraction and nobody is getting any work done. Hmmm… What should I use to stop this?
~ Three Minutes Later ~
I've got it! Ice cold water; everyone knows how us fairies hate it! Mwhahaha! I need Chix.
Me: CHIX!
Chix: Yes?
Me: Get me some ice water.
Chix: Here?
Me: Obviously. I don't care how you get it, just get it to me and soon.
Chix: Yes Foaly sir.
~ One Minute Later ~
Chix: Here you are.
Me: Thank you. Now, to cover my eyes.
Everyone is watching me… Some one is thing the Darth Vader song. How I can hear it, I don't know… Time to water the plants!
HA! Lili screams even louder when a centaur dumps ice water on her. Though Vein takes the cake. He screams wonderfully, higher than Lili could even dream. Apparently, he's one of the sorts who fear the cold. He deserves it.
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A/N: I'm done now…
~ Mage Kitty =^.^=