A/N: I don't own any Harry Potter stuffs! YAY! I'm not making money or anything! If I owned anything I'd have Fred and George. Rowling can keep everything else. ::Grin::

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George's Point Of View

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"What the FUCK?!"

Bright eyes flashed on the young girl in the door way. Ginger hair was pulled up in a loose ponytail and showed off her cheeks that were usually pale, but were reddening violently. Her robe covered fists were shaking from beneath the purple terry cloth.

I tried to gasp, but instead choked, for obvious reasons. After I removed my mouth I coughed a few times and then jumped back away from Fred. Since I'm daft I actually fell off the bed and landed with a loud thud on the floor. She then repeated her same sentence.

"Ginny! I can explain!" Fred said, wrapping the blankets on the bed around him in a feeble attempt to hide. Since he was sitting on them it took too long and was virtually pointless. Plus it's not like she hasn't seen it before. Another point…she seems too angry to give a shit. Anyway,  I crawled over to the other bed and did the same since it seemed like a good idea.

"You better!" The tips of her ears were reddening as well now, never a good sign.

"What me a Fred were doing" I said, "Was…" Fred cut me off. Can't say I wasn't happy that I didn't have to explain the process to her.

"George was giving me a..er.." We both looked at each other. It needed to be said for our dear little sister. Who else should shatter her innocence besides two goofy punks?

"A blowjob" We said together. Ginny's jaw dropped and the tinge seemed to falter a little, but sped right back to her face.

"NO SHIT! But WHY?" I laughed at this, it was obvious why anyone would want one! Plus the whole game was at stake…

"Because it feels good and I wanted to make him say my name…" Fred then threw a book at my head and made me fall out of bed once more. What the heck?! He agreed to it and I was enjoying the strange look on her face from my lovely list.

"You bastard!" I yelled. Ginny then stomped in between the two beds.

"You two do know it is not normal for brothers to do that, right?" She said, the rage subsiding as well as the reddened features on her skin.  Suddenly I felt a little light in my head turn on. I jumped up in all my naked glory and frowned.

"It is?" I asked.   Ginny stared at both of us, shocked. Just like I planned.  I sat back down in my bed quickly.

"Yes!" She huffed, loosing her graceful anger much too quickly. Fred raised an eyebrow at her, noticing the sudden change of voice as well.

"Ginny, why are you so peeved at us, it's not like we just ripped your head off" I asked.

"You almost ripped mine off" said Fred. Ginny's eyes widen when this was said and she looked down at the floor, a tinge of a blush on her cheeks, but not the angry red like before. I gulped. This was going to be one of those turning point talks, I could tell right there. That stupid fucking 'put your head down' move ALWAYS means trouble.

"It's bad enough our family is known for being so…different. You two would just be making things worse"

I and Fred looked at each other once again. It was true that our family is different from most. A lot of wizarding families don't like us because we are poor. The worst and most stupid part of us being different is that dad likes muggles and loves to mess around with stuff from there world. Bloody daft of everyone to think it's such a bad thing. It should be normal since he always works with them to be curious! I guess not everyone is so…open minded?

"No one is going to know about this" Fred said, quietly. He obviously felt bad and was just realizing the risk we were running. I had thought about it myself for a few moments. I guess I just . . . didn't give a fuck.

Then, I suddenly understood what Fred was pulling.

"That is correct" I said, hiding my shit eating grin in.

"Oh, really now?" Ginny said, looking back and forth between us. She knew what we were hinting.

"Well, yeah! You don't want mum and dad to get anymore negative attention, right? Telling them this and having it spread might sound bad you know! Both twin sons are gay, even better, they're in love!" I said letting a small grin escape. She stared at me, shocked once more by my words.

"You just don't want me to tell mum!" She said, probably a bit annoyed.

"It's a just in case thing for all of us, Ginny." Fred said. I stared hard at her for a moment.

"What do you want?" I asked, sighing a little. She then grinned.

"Anything to get me out of classes but won't really hurt me" She said softly, as if ashamed of the fact. I smiled and leaned over, patting her hand.

"It's okay dear little sister. Everyone needs a break once in awhile. Do run downstairs for a bit and we will get your stuff ready, okay?" She nodded after my short statement and left, shutting the door behind her.

"Who'd of thought…" Fred trailed off, grinning.

"…That would be so simple" I finished for him. I grinned back at him as well.

At least now we didn't have to worry about people knowing since we have Ginny, the human watch dog.