*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*
~ Mage Kitty
A/N: Wow, this is a day after I wrote the last chapter! Or two. Well, a day after I posted the last chapter. I'm really on the ball today. Or maybe it's just because I have no homework and can't get on the upstairs computer. Either way, I'm moving fast! *Five days later* Never mind…
Radioactive Bubblegum: I'm doing stuff now…
alex: Er, is this soon? Probably not… heh heh…
slime frog: Yes, I'm very cruel. I take extreme delight in torturing my characters. Except they aren't me. Er, I take extreme delight in torturing Eion Cofler's characters… That's a bit better. Can I have a cookie? I like cookies… And sugar. Mmm… sugar…
Evil Mint: It's both of you now? AHHH! Now I'm more confused! Yum… Whipped Cream…
Kelsey: No pre-writing for me. That would be too… er, smart? Lol… Yes, my head would be kinda empty. Webcomics, FanFics… The necessities of life.
Chibi-Chiri: Oooo! Thank you! I feel special! Tee hee hee… Yes, he does have a staring problem, doesn't he.
Spasmodic dust bunny: *laughs*
Alex wearing Christmas hat: AHHH! NOT THE SHREDDER! Wait, I'm not scared of it. My ladle will rule all! This soon enough?
Tonduil the Elf: Fluff is gooood!
Phire Phoenix Chan: Yes, isn't moderate temperature evil? No changes in this chap, though…
punkpig: I will continue. No worries there…
Disclaimer: I don't own Holly or Julius.
*~*~*~*~* Julius – Entry Three *~*~*~*~*
Taken from Cmdr. Julius Root's written journal
Bottom of Pacific Ocean
Inside Foaly's Carrot
Pilot's SeatHey! I almost fit into this seat! Who knew that in one day of exercise one could almost fit into this chair!
Holly's currently using the machine. It's the only way to stay warm in this bloody ship. Unless you count body heat. No way Holly would go with that.
Damn, it was better when it was really hot. Holly had her jumpsuit zipped down a bit. No, don't think about that. She's your officer. Hmmm... May as well play Solitaire. Holly didn't teach me that game for nothing.
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Why can't I win? Maybe if I move club on this spade here...
Holly: Cheater.
Whoa! Where did she come from?
Me: ...
Holly: *reaches over my shoulder and moves a few cards around* Here. Have fun.
Me: *shiver*
Frond, I just shivered. I'm so pitiful...
Oh, why do I even bother? Holly would never like me like that anyway. I'm just the fat, red-faced old Commander. She'd be better off with Ash Vein.
Oh, who am I kidding? Ash's a jerk; Holly deserves better. But I am not. Trouble I guess. No, wait. Didn't they go out ages ago? Yes, I remember Wing Commander Ivy Vinyáya telling me about that. Back when they were in the Academy. Chix Verbil? Holly would kill him in less than a second. Grub Kelp? This list keeps getting worse and worse. Nobody in the LEP is for Holly. Besides, office relationships are not a good thing. Hmmm... That's a good thing to use so I hang onto my sanity.
How am I going to spend however long in here with her always around?
Wait, I didn't even like her before this.
Or maybe I did and didn't realise it.
Did I?
I wonder.
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Actually, I think I might have. I was a lot rougher on her than anyone else. Not just because she's a girl. What do those weird magazines that Foaly reads say? Pushing her away. Subliminally. I really have to stop listening to that centaur when he starts reading those Mud Men magazines like 'Seventeen' and 'YM'.
Wait a minute... Aren't those teenaged Mud Girl magazines?
HAHAHA!
Holly: What's so funny?
Me: Foaly reads teenaged Mud Girl magazines.
Holly: He gets them for presents from me.
Me: Why do you have them?
Holly: I have a reeeeeaally odd little cousin... Hey... How do you know about them?
Me: Foaly has an annoying habit of reading them out loud.
Holly: *laughs*
Holly has a nice laugh.
Holly: You want any water?
Me: If it is hot water…
Holly: Sorry, all there is is ice cold, blah.
Me: I take it you've lost your urge to drink water.
Holly: Is Foaly gonna die?
Me: *laughs* Very true.
Holly: I call sabotaging all of his carrots.
Me: I call getting out of here first.
Holly: That could help. Frond damn centaur!
Me: You have no idea how many times I've cursed him.
Holly: He's gonna die. I hope he knows it.
Me: Oh, he'd have to be stupider than Verbil not to realize it…
Holly: Sometimes I wonder…
I would really like a mug of coffee now…
Holly: Coffee would be good… Uh, why are you looking at me like that for?
Me: I was just thinking about coffee.
Holly: Er, creepy…
Me: That's one way of putting it.
Holly: *edges closer to me* Cold…
Me: Speaks the woman who dove into the ocean to save her enemy's father.
Holly: What? Art- Fowl's dad didn't do anything to us…
Me: Still, how are you cold now?
Holly: I was in the water for all of five seconds!
Me: All right, all right! I'll shut up.
Holly: *shiver* Good. *edges closer*
Ahh! What is she doing? She's moving closer… And closer… Frond! What am I supposed to do here? She's touching me now… Er, maybe she's just cold. And hallucinating. No, I don't think so. What does she want? Er maybe if I put my arm around her she'll stop confusing me.
Nope. Still confused. But why is she snuggling up to me?
The mysteries of life.
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A/N: Well, that was crap… Er, TazMoon… Where are you? I need you to beta this… Taz?
~ Mage Kitty =^.^=