*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*

            ~ Mage Kitty

A/N:  Nung…  Tired…  Whoa, wait…  'nung' is a word??  Never mind…  The spellchecker was just a little slow one the uptake…

Radioactive Bubblegum:  Come on, you already know I'm not afraid of a little shredder thing…  lol…

Laughing Dragoness:  Midterms and test in general suck much…  evil, evil.  MUST DIE!

Alex:  Obviously, I can just leave you there.  I just did, bwhahah!

Spasmodic dust bunny:  What?  Holly really did get them from her little cousin, I swear!  *shifty eyes*

Tonduil the Elf:  I wonder if there is a FF author alive that doesn't have problems with updating.  Not counting updated every few seconds with chapters less than a page long.  That's just creepy…  Though this is the third fic I've written today…  I'm going to overload on writing soon…

Phire Phoenix Chan:  Thank you ^^

slime frog:  Gasp, -2?  Only minus two??  Er, you are using Celsius, right?  If you are, ONLY MINUS TWO?  FROND, IT'S *runs over to thermometer thinger on outside wall.  Stops.  Turns back to computer.  Goes to a weather website* -12.4 DEGREES CELSIUS OUT!  And that isn't even cold…  Hell, a few days ago it was plus 1…  Cookie now?

Alex:  Wait a minute…  Didn't you already review??  Okay, me confused!  Again.  I wanna write lots, but read the end A/N of the last chapter of ADATFR I posted…  Too lazy to say it all again…

Kelsey:  I know Julius is too old for Holly.  *grins*  That's why I wrote this ^^  I like weird ships, obviously proven by my obsession with Hermione/Severus and Holly/Root.  Of course they will have the same feelings for each other eventually.  Otherwise it would be an angst fic.  And I don't like angst.  *twitches*  Yes, I know I wrote one, but still…  I don't like angst fics…  Will Foaly find out?  Well, I dunno…  In, er, two? Chapters you will know.  Not exactly, though…  It'll just be another Foaly chapter.  Let's see, this is a Holly one, the next is Julius, so that means the one after that is Foaly!  And I have the next two chapters (Holly and Julius) half written in my mind.  Well, the beginning and the end.  Wow.  So useful…  Whoa, I've written a lot about nothing, so I'll shut up now…

Evil Mint:  Nuuuuuuurg…  Tired…  Writer's Blocks are evil…  They must die.  Die.  DIE!  BWHAHAHAHA!  Same with Artist's Block.  Evil things.  *looks pissed*

Alex:  Okay, now I think that you and the other two before you are one in the same.  *twitches*  Come on, it only took me eight or so days to update!

Fine, I'll keep the same name:  Er, never mind…  You changed it…  Alex472:  You have no life girl…  I do believe that you reviewed this fic 6 times in the last 9 days…

Alex472:  Why didn't I put this in with the last one?  Oh well…  BWHA!  I already told you this, I think, but I DREW HOLLY!  BWHAHAHA!  Now I just have to use Krymsan for her scanner, again…

Alex472, again:  CARROTS ^^  #

Well, I'm done now.  With Alex's six reviews, it can take awhile ^^;;;

Disclaimer:  I don't own Holly and Julius.

*~*~*~*~* Holly – Entry Four *~*~*~*~*

Taken from Capt. Holly Short's written journal

Bottom of Pacific Ocean

Inside Foaly's Carrot

Ju – Root's arms

            Mmmm…  Warm…  Finally warm in this hell hole…  Ju – Root's holding me.   Why am I letting him?  Oh yes…  Cold…  Good enough reason…  Tired…  I'm going to sleep now…

~

            What?  Where am I?  Someone's arms are around me.  Jul – Root, obviously.  Who else could it be?  I think the heater's working again…  Still tired.  Snuggle closer.  Sleeeeep…

~

            What?  I swear Juli – Root was sleeping next to me a few minutes ago…  Where is he?  Colder now, but it's still warmish.

            Julius:  You up?

            Wait a minute…  I just wrote 'Julius' instead of 'Root'!  Er what does that mean?  Oh lovely magazines I gave to Foaly, what does it say about that?  Wait, no, can't think about that now.  Julius, what?  Why did I write that?  Is watching me.  Ugg.  I look stupid.  Er…

            Me:  Uh, yes…

            Julius (GAH!):  Here, I've made some food.  Well, as much as you can make food around here.

            Me:  Yeah, bloody Foaly.

            Julius (I give up…):  We're always cursing Foaly.

            Me:  Yes, we must think of a new topic, Julius.

            OH MY LORD FROND!  I JUST CALLED HIM JULIUS!  I'M DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAD!!!

            Julius:  We really should.

            He didn't say anything about the 'Julius' comment?  Has the world gone mad?

            Me:  Er, yes…

            Julius:  Why are you blushing?

            Frond!

            Me:  Uh…  I don't know…

            Julius:  Nice answer, Holly.

            Frond, Frond, Frond, Frond, Frond!

            Me:  No reason.

            Julius:  *sceptically*  Riiiiight…

            Well, maybe he'll leave me alone now…

            Me:  How about we play a game of cards, Julius.

            DO'H!  AGAIN I SAID THAT WORD!  Now I'm doomed…

            Julius:  Sounds fine with me.  What do you want to play?

            What?  I'm not dead?

            Me:  Uh, how about 31?  It's similar to 21 Blackjack…

            Now it's time to whip Julius' ass at another card game!  BWHAHAHA!

            Why do I keep calling him Julius?

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A/N:  Evilly short, I know…  But I have stuff planned for the next chapter, oh yes I do ^^  BWHAHAHA!  TazMoon doesn't even know and she's currently asking me  (over and over again) if I'm done typing this ^^  Oh, but she wants to know, yes she does ^^  BWAHHAHAHA!  The secret is between me and Krymsan!  And possibly Pyro too.  I might have told her, but I don't think so…  Heh heh heh…  Next week, I'll do the next evil cliffie of DOOM!  BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Hyper!

            ~ Mage Kitty =^.^=