*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*
~ Mage Kitty
A/N: And I finally update, whoo! Nothing else to say…
Alex472: Must I be threatened, somewhat, every chapter? *whimpers* It ain't my fault I'm terrible at updating, don't write enough, leave evil cliffies and don't make sense… Wait, that is…
Alex472: It's currently -45 Degrees Celsius today. NO SCHOOL! WHOO!
bluecocoagir: Yes, he is a little ass, isn't he. Literally, that is.
Laughing Dragoness: This soon enough?
sam: Pencil sharpeners. Ugh. I hate them. So I use mechanical pencils, lol ^^
towlieman: I writing! Writing!
Kelsey: Ohhh, I meant that I wouldn't be updating much, lol… much. Oh yes, I'm a procrastinator ^^ What will happen between Julius and Holly? Read on!
Phire Phoenix Chan: Er, it's longer. Heh heh…
Chibi-Chiri: Julius will never win, never! Wait. I've got an idea. *snickers evilly*
TazMoon: Come on Taz! You know that I never update soon!
CaptainRoseShort: Hmmm… why is your name so familiar… Oh yes, that's because I made Holly's middle name 'Rose' in ADTATFR… lol. I laugh. Much. Oh. That means that I can't swear, be stupid, sound like a stalker, sound like a madwoman, etc? Your e-mail is monitored because you're 14? I was 11 and I had an unmonitored e-mail. It was also my first one. Yes, add me! ADD ME!
Evil Mint: Evil Cliffies of Doom are soooo much fun ^^ You know, your excuse happens to me all the time. You're not alone. Pretty much all of us suffer from that ^^
The OddBird: Nope, you never ^^ Yes, Root is OOC. I know that. But that's because he's lovesick/an insane stalker. Lol. Glad to hear that I can make you laugh with my lame joke type things ^^ Chickens are creepy. *edges away from a rabid chicken*
Disclaimer: I don't own Holly or Julius…
*~*~*~*~* Julius – Entry Four *~*~*~*~*
Taken from Cmdr. Julius Root's written journal
Bottom of Pacific Ocean
Inside Foaly's Carrot
In front of tableHolly is murdering me. I can't win. How is she so damn good at cards?
Holly: I'm getting something to drink. You want any?
Me: Sure.
Uh, why is there a red spot on her ass. No, I was not looking at her ass. The spot just caught my attention. Maybe it's from the chair…
Yeah, there's a spot there… I wonder what it is? (Oh, I wonder… *rolls eyes*)
Me: Uh, Holly. Do you realize that there's a red spot on your chair? It looks almost like blood…
Holly: Oh crap. *runs over and looks at chair* Ohhhh crap. Is there a red spot on my ass? *Turns around*
Me: Uh yeah… Why?
Holly: *ignoring me* Foaly better have put pads or something in this thing! *runs to bathroom and attempts to close door. The door bounces back open* DAMNIT! *shuts door* GAH! THE CENTAUR IS GOING TO DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEE!
Me: Uh, Holly… What's wrong?
Holly: You're a guy. You don't wanna know.
Me: Of course I'm a guy. Why wouldn't I want to know?
Holly: *sighs* If you insist. Well, about once every month, women are plagued by a particular evil called…
Me: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Holly: Told ya… If we run out of toilet paper, it isn't my fault!
Oh Frond. I shouldn't have asked…
Holly: Bloody PMS, bloody centaur, bloody everything.
Me: You alright?
Holly: Oh, I'm just peachy. Juuuust peachy. Bloody blood stains… *water starts to run*
Me: What are you doing?
Holly: Curious, ain't ya? Attempting to clean my uniform.
Me: What?
I'm going to check on Holly. She isn't making much sense. Open door.
Holly: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, JULIUS?!?
Oops. She was washing her uniform. With water. With it off her body. Frond she's hott. Very, very hott. She has such a perfect body, perfect eyes, perfect lips, perfect everything. I could watch her for hours.
Holly: *softly* Why are you still staring at me?
Me: Uh… Um… Er…
Excuse, I need an excuse. Must think of an excuse. Ughhh…
Holly: Well?
Me: Erm…
I need an excuse. Maybe staring at Holly more will help me think of one.
Holly: Okay, how about you just back out of the room, close the door and forget that this has ever happened.
Me: Unnnnnnnnnnnghh…
GAH! So articulate!
Holly: Okay, how about I just push you out of the door.
Me: Unnngghhh… I'm leaving…
I sound so stupid and brain dead. Wait… I am brain dead… Uh… I think I'll look out the window. Yes, the window… There are fish. Lots of them. They are all white. Some have glowy things dangling from their mouths. Pretty.
WHOA! Those things with glowy things got big, sharp teeth. Look out little fishy. Oops, never mind. You're eaten. Violent little buggers, ain't they?
Holly: ARRRGGGHHH!!! WHEN WILL THIS DAY END?!?
Me: Now what… *quieter* Though I'm not sure that I want to know.
Holly: Uniform is too wet to wear *throws uniform out of door*
Okay, it is completely drenched… Wait. If she can't wear the uniform…
Me: How did you manage to do that?
Holly: Oh, I dropped it a few times.
Me: Well, it is ridiculously hot in here. Put in on the heater.
Holly: And what I am I going to wear? Why should the heater be dressed but not me?
Me: Uh… You could wear the uniform then…
Holly: I'll go with the heater idea and hide in the bathroom
I wonder how long that idea will last for. She is claustrophobic (No, I did not forget about that… never had anywhere to put that in, okay?)
Holly: *door opens* Damn that Mud Boy. And you *points finger at me* you will suffer greatly if I catch you staring at me, got it?
Me: Uh huh.
Her back will turn, her back will turn! AND I SHALL STARE AS MUCH AS I LIKE!
Where did that come from?
Holly: Wanna play 31 again.
Me: I'll lose, but whatever.
Holly: Better than standing here watching fish get eaten.
Me: The things with glow things are evil.
Holly: They are lures. And they use the lures to eat fish. Normally it's too dark down here to see anything, so I suppose our light is messing up their eco-system.
Me: *blinks*
Holly: *sighs* Never mind… Just deal.
~
Well, I got murdered. Again. I don't think I'm getting better… Holly's uniform is still wet, I can tell by the cursing. Doesn't matter to me much… Though I think that lure fish thing is staring at Holly. DIE FISH DIE! Holly is mine, all mine… Mine…
Whoa. Where did that come from…?
She is my officer and all, but I still don't own her…
I've got to do something about this, this, this… obsession.
I know. I'll kiss her. Then when she slaps me, I might get unobsessed.
Yeah right.
Worth a shot.
Me: Holly?
Holly: Yeah.
Here goes nothing…
Me: *walks over to Holly, wraps arms around her and kisses her*
…
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A/N: And next chapter is a FOALY ONE! Aren't you all sooo happy?
Heh heh heh…
I'm evil. And have a snowday for the first time in my life. So it's a cold day and the buses don't run. Whatever, I take a bus so I don't have to go to school, whoo! YEAH -45 DEGREES CELSIUS!
~ Mage Kitty =^.^=