*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*
~ Mage Kitty
A/N: Look how long it took me to update! Whee! Don't you just love me? Holy shit… I have a lot of review answers things to do…
Radioactive Bubblegum: What's Holly going to do? Tune in next chapter!
Phire Phoenix Chan: Of course. What else would I do?
Slime Frog: *laughs* I'm immune to the cold… How could Holly slap him? This is a romance fic with five chapters left!
Alex: Yup, that's why I put it in!
The Oddbird: Oh, Holly's got a bra and underwear on. She doesn't go commando under her suit, O.o Trust me, I'm not THAT insane…
Leah: Yah right. Cliffies are the bestest things ever.
HyperCaz: Of course it's better than Holly/Artemis. Pretty much every ship is. I do not really like Holly/Artemis…
Incensio Lady: Of course it's insane… Of course there is cliffy. Mage like cliffies.
Spasmodic Dust Bunny: Thank you. I feel so special! Creating the worst cliffy ever!
Towlieman: Thank you, thank you. I try!
Midnight Moonbeam: Thanks!
Tonduil: I hate romance that within 2 chapters the characters are having sex or whatever. So very lame. Actually, I once read a fic where the first chapter Snape and an OC were having sex. e.e Pitiful.
The evil but niceish one: …I update now?
Evenwolf: Insane and good have the same meaning.
Dark-Elven-Mage-of-Nuitari: Of course it's evil. If it wasn't evil would I do it?
Artemis fowl fan: Thanks
Kelsey: Think. There are five chapters left (after this one). Will Holly kill Root? Most likely not. And I have no idea about the Celsius thing.
Laughing Dragoness: We never have them either… But we did!
leah: Sorry, nope.
Alex: Nope, amazingly I don't have a Writer's Block. I'm just lazy and don't have time.
LEPrecon captain: No. NEVER! Heeey… I'm talking to you on MSN!
Evil Mint (the niceish one): Sorry, never updated fast!
Evil Mint: Cliffies are good.
Alex: You drew Holly? Damn you.
Skanky: O.o
CaptainRoseShort: Okay!
Alex: Do I mean what? Confuzed. Oh… That… I think the HTML code… FF.Net striped it from my review ^^;
Captain Amy: It died.
Alex who is disguised as Rad: O.o You do that….
Happynutcase*numba1: If you use MS Word, use normal formatting then save as a web page…
Happynutcase*numba1: Mage isn't afraid of sledgehammers. *pulls out battle axe*
Captin Amy: Too lazy
Alex (the Toaster): Whatever man. I've got a freaking Battle Axe as well. NOTHING CAN STAND TO ITS MIGHT!!!
Ariel: Too late, I did.
Captain Amy: Nope, not doing that… Good idea though…
CaptainRoseShort: No, I ran out of time and effort. I've got ideas, no worries.
A/N: DAMN! Two pages of SHORT review answers…
Disclaimer: Strangely enough, I do not own Foaly, Holly, Julius and other related media. Yes, I do realize that this came as a huge surprise for all you.
*~*~*~*~* Foaly – Entry Three *~*~*~*~*
Taken from Foaly's journal ~ Encrypted
Translated – Gnommish to English
Haven City
Police Plaza
Ops Booth
The Council knows. Fun. Wing Commander Ivy Vinyáya is probably the maddest. Her old friend and her goddaughter are trapped in my 'faulty' ship somewhere. I've locked the doors and blacked out the windows. She can't see me, I can't see her. She's out there, though. I know it. I can feel it in my hooves. And a centaur's hooves never lie. She's out there. There's no doubt about it.
It's also on the security cameras.
So I'm stuck here. May as well attempt to figure out how to fix my ship. In other words, I have to figure out how to fix the impossible.
*ten minutes later*
I give up.
*chew* Well, this is fun. *gulp* I'm stuck in the Ops Booth with very little food. *chew* Only this carrot. *swallow* This lovely, small orange carrot. It looks so gooood.
No. Must resist the temptation. Will not eat the carrot. It's my only food item.
It looks sooo good.
I want it.
No, wait… That doesn't make sense. I already own the carrot.
I want to eat it.
Sooo good.
D'Arvit, my self control is soo good.
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I swear, it's saying "Resistance is futile. Join the Dark Side."
No, wait. That's the TV.
Never mind then.
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Yes, I'm still in here. Sue me. No, wait. Don't. I think Vinyáya, Julius and Holly will sue me for trauma. At least, that's what I'd do.
I think I'll just flip to the security camera for Lili's office. Why did she of all people get an office? Oh yes, Acting Commander Trouble Kelp said so. *rolls eyes* It's a regular Soap Opera in that room.
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Ugh. Never mind. Bloody nympho.
Alright, that was uncalled for. She wasn't, er… you know… This time. Just making out with the Acting Commander.
Trouble's really slack. So is the entire LEP. Except for me. I swear, everyone's happy that Julius is gone.
…The3n again, who'd want an angry, old, strict beetroot over a relaxed you, casual elf?
…Me.
I admit it. I miss both of them. Trouble's too young to make a good Commander. He hasn't been scarred enough yet. Sheesh, he's only a few decades older than Holly.
Holly. Nobody really misses her either. I guess it's because they can make all the rude comments about women they want and nobody will lift a finger against them. And they can do extra-curricular activities taught by Lili Frond in the lady's room. Pitiful.
So I'm about the only one who wants them back. Figures. Well, me and Vinyáya…
I should probably go back to trying to locate and/or fix my ship.
Yah, right. Like that's ever going to happen. The only way to locate it is from the inside. Because you know exactly where it is. The only way to start it or anything is from the inside. Hell, there's even an emergency start up-
THAT'S IT! The emergency start up thinger!
Damn. I never told them about it. Holly might know, though. I've only been talking about my ship for how long?
So that's our only hope. That Holly can figure out how to start the ship.
If she's even alive.
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A/N: Crap chap, I know. Just be glad I updated…
~ Mage Kitty =^.^=