*~*~*~*~* Foaly's Carrot *~*~*~*~*
~ Mage Kitty
A/N: I update. Be amazed…
The Toaster: I'm slow. Learn that.
HyperCaz: Why? I like putting myself down… O.o Calm down, okayz?
Towlieman: Oye! Romance. Happy?
Mad Sam: How do you know there wasn't?
slime frog: AHAHA! Don't you just LUUUUUURVE me?
Ariel: Yah think?
Laughing Dragoness: Why thank you ^^ *laughs*
The OddBird: Ahaha. Yesh. The plot's advancing. It kinda has to, considering that I have only four more chapters left…
guardian of da indigo key: Why thank you.
Rad Bubblegum: Of course Holly'll find it. Do you really think that Julius would? *laughs* Yah, riiiiiiiight. Ha ha… My snowboarding season ended only a few weeks ago, xD
a reviewer person: Creative name… Yesh, I know that Root's fat. That's what I was saying. Read the entire thing properly and you'll realize that I was dissing people for making him like that -_-
most SOUR lemon alive: Thank you.
Captin Amy: Right away… Sure. Never gunna happen…
Hex21: Update soon? You should realize that I never do that…
Aly: Okay then…
Angel of Spring Rain: Yesh, I killed your name. I'm too lazy to spell the other word… I e-mailed you…
Meade: How could I leave such an evil cliffy? Well, that's my only skill…
DragonRose13: You're reading a Holly/Julius fic and you're freaked out by the pairing -_- Insane… Anyways, thanks for the bagillion reviews ^^
Grub Kelp: Mage Kitty, not odd? Neva gunna happen…
bozza: You spelt write wrong…
Phire Phoenix: *watches eyes sparkle for several chapters*
Kat097: I must disagree. Among my AF fics, I find Idiot Savant better… A entirely different thing from this, but still much, much better written, grammatically and plot wise. I never accept compliments for this fic… Well, usually not ^^;
Kaura Ivvy Nightsword: Love your name ^^ Thank you. At the very least, if you wrote a fic, I do believe that your grammar and spelling would be amazing. Congrats on being one of my few reviewers who can spell…
SilberEngel: Ha ha… I'm not a Holly/Artemis person… Glad you like it, though ^^
me: *raises eyebrows* Just try it. I'm a furry… *snarls and swishes tail*
albinoblacksheep007: Saskatchewan. Sask-At-Chew-an. You get it? But it's all good. CAUSE YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT TSDADAP IS BETTER! *hugs* Thank you!
VampyGenieWitch, or should I say VampyGenieBitch?: Glad you like it. Somewhat. How do people like this thing? *rolls eyes* It SUCKS! I have chocolate, but no real BattleAxe… *sighs*
Disclaimer: Don't own anything owned by Eoin Colfer. Rest is mine.
*~*~*~*~* Holly – Entry Five *~*~*~*~*
Taken from Capt. Holly Short's written journal
Bottom of Pacific Ocean
Inside Foaly's Carrot
Staring vaguely off into space
Oh. My. Lord. Frond.
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Oh. My. Lord. Frond.
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Oh. My. I'm sure you get the point now.
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Can I write coherent sentences yet?
It appears so.
I think I've died. Or am sleeping. Or am stoned.
Lord Frond, how often does your Commander kiss you?
None, right? Yet mine just kissed me.
Yes, Commander Julius Root kissed me, Captain Holly Rose Short.
Gasp. Shock. Horror. Amazement.
Please excuse me while I faint.
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Damnit. Apparently you can't make yourself faint.
Alright, what I was fainting over…
Will I ever write paragraphs longer than one line?
Er, that wasn't what I was fainting over… heh heh…
Anyways, what I was fainting over. Not only did Commander Julius Root kiss me, Captain Holly Rose Short… Wait. Does Julius have a middle name? If so, what is it?
I'm doing it again. Stalling to a piece of paper. How sad is that?
Don't answer that.
No. Wait. You can't. You're a piece of paper.
Oh Frond. Now you're personified?
Save me.
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Oh yes, I was talking about Commander Julius Ro- I'm sure you get the point… Kissing me. Must I make that clear? KISSING ME! I hope you get that now… But that's not the point. The point is…
I kissed him back.
There, I said it. It wasn't that hard.
Okay, it took me five minutes to write the letter I.
I'm sooooo sad…
And insane.
I need help. Bad.
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Damnit, why do I want to kiss him again. He's my Commander. Think that, Holly, think that.
Isn't working… Fine, he isn't hott. Why did I say that word? *shifty eyes* Heh heh… He's waaaaaaay older than me. Nope, that doesn't work… He's fat. Not really… Well, he isn't like Ash or Trouble, but he's getting there. Slowly. Fungus cigars. Oh damnit, I really don't care about them.
You know, they say that when you love someone, their faults don't bother you.
Who said that? Where did I get that from?
Oh. That must mean that I never did love Ash.
Oh. Wait.
No. I don't.
I can't.
It's just too scary.
*shudder*
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I kissed him. Heh heh. He was surprised. Should I describe it?
Yes, let's reveal just how bad of a romance writer Captain Holly Rose Short is.
Or a bad writer in general…
I walked up to Julius, standing somewhat nervous behind him. He must have heard my come over, for he turned around and looked at me. Silently, I stepped closer to him and looked up into his surprised eyes. Slowly, I let my lips brush his. Losing my nerve, I started to pull back, but Julius' arms slide around my waist and held me closer to him. He deepened the kiss while I twined my arms around his neck.
Good Frond, I suck… Ah well, it's all good…
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You know what? I wonder what the date is. Down here, you can't tell what the date is because of the lack of sun, fake or real. Plus the computers are down so we can't check there. Damn the current fashion. Okay, it's been a fashion since forever. Oh yes, the fashion is not to wear watches. If you do, you're shunned. Seriously. I knew this guy who moved here from Atlantis back when I was in school. He was showing off his watch, and then everyone just pretended he didn't exist. It was amazing. I think the poor gnome faded away, because nobody believed that he existed. Including himself.
Poor sucker.
Ah, yes… I think it's been several days since my last entry.
Summary of the past days: Eat, sleep, drink, kiss Julius.
Sound good?
Yup, me and Julius are a couple, I guess. Not that the LEP's going to know. We've already agreed on that. The press would die of happiness…
Yup. Not much to say…
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A/N: Yup. Short. Be glad it exists. Four more chapters left to go…
~ Mage Kitty =^.^=