Disclammer: I do not own Harry Potter, also, I do not know how to spel and
why wood you want to su someone who cannt spel?
Dear Harry Potter Fans,
I have read the books and I enjoyed them very much. However, I will take this opportunity to make totally blatant mistakes and try to have as much fun as possible!
Chapter 1(there is only one, see swimmaindawata?s review) This takes place right after Harry arrives at Hogwarts.
While Harry, Ron, and company are having fun in the bedroom, the evil BLACK DOG (Oh my gosh!) is seen walking on THE GROUNDS (The Grounds!). After Harry and company are all petered out from making noises in the bedroom, they decide to see Hermione. She and Ginny are in their dormitory having fun. Harry and Ron walk in only to find that Hermione is turned to stone! (Whoops, wrong book!). Harry and Ron figure it waz the demeanors and they leave. Harry faints. So instead of seeing Hermione they go on a walk around THE GROUNDS (gasp!). Harry and go in the girls bathroom (whoops, wrong book again) to see how the rotting corpse of the basilisk is. Then they decide to go to bed together. They get back to the dormitory only to find that the fat lady has run away! They find a replacement, the knight (Oh wait, not in the movie, what ever happened to that guy anyway). Then the teachers make all the children go in the great hall, and they magically change into pajamas. The teachers watch them as they sleep, because there has been a sighting of the BLACK DOG (muffled cry). Then the Fat Lady returns and the teachers are all happy (all five of them, whatever happened to the greenhouse one?). Harry then goes into the night and meets with Lupin in the dark (I think Lupin wants to find children in the dark). Snape comes by (Almost caught)! but realizes Draco must be somewhere else (Oh right???Snape loves Draco). Harry goes to the shrieking shack jus for fun and meets Lupin, Sirius and Snape. Like they were all there by coincidence!!! Harry beats a wizard five time s his age and then proceeds to faint. He then wakes up realizes he is his own dad and looks at a stag beat dementors that are afraid of a little light (get a freakin flashlight!). He then goes back in time (already been done) and meets the Headmaster for a glorious feast. Oh yea???her also manages to win the Quiditch cup while doin this and then plays with his broomstick as the credits role by. Hope, you enjoyed it, JVS (my initials) (not really)
Dear Harry Potter Fans,
I have read the books and I enjoyed them very much. However, I will take this opportunity to make totally blatant mistakes and try to have as much fun as possible!
Chapter 1(there is only one, see swimmaindawata?s review) This takes place right after Harry arrives at Hogwarts.
While Harry, Ron, and company are having fun in the bedroom, the evil BLACK DOG (Oh my gosh!) is seen walking on THE GROUNDS (The Grounds!). After Harry and company are all petered out from making noises in the bedroom, they decide to see Hermione. She and Ginny are in their dormitory having fun. Harry and Ron walk in only to find that Hermione is turned to stone! (Whoops, wrong book!). Harry and Ron figure it waz the demeanors and they leave. Harry faints. So instead of seeing Hermione they go on a walk around THE GROUNDS (gasp!). Harry and go in the girls bathroom (whoops, wrong book again) to see how the rotting corpse of the basilisk is. Then they decide to go to bed together. They get back to the dormitory only to find that the fat lady has run away! They find a replacement, the knight (Oh wait, not in the movie, what ever happened to that guy anyway). Then the teachers make all the children go in the great hall, and they magically change into pajamas. The teachers watch them as they sleep, because there has been a sighting of the BLACK DOG (muffled cry). Then the Fat Lady returns and the teachers are all happy (all five of them, whatever happened to the greenhouse one?). Harry then goes into the night and meets with Lupin in the dark (I think Lupin wants to find children in the dark). Snape comes by (Almost caught)! but realizes Draco must be somewhere else (Oh right???Snape loves Draco). Harry goes to the shrieking shack jus for fun and meets Lupin, Sirius and Snape. Like they were all there by coincidence!!! Harry beats a wizard five time s his age and then proceeds to faint. He then wakes up realizes he is his own dad and looks at a stag beat dementors that are afraid of a little light (get a freakin flashlight!). He then goes back in time (already been done) and meets the Headmaster for a glorious feast. Oh yea???her also manages to win the Quiditch cup while doin this and then plays with his broomstick as the credits role by. Hope, you enjoyed it, JVS (my initials) (not really)